Mondegreen
@slapperxmoran.bsky.social
I am glad to be here and away from the madness of a place formerly known as Twitter.
Slinging shirts and such at Mondegreen.Store or at Etsy: https://mondegreenllc.etsy.com
Slinging shirts and such at Mondegreen.Store or at Etsy: https://mondegreenllc.etsy.com
Popped into X mistakenly while reading my Google feed about football news. Ventured into my "For you" feed and these are my top recommendations:
January 23, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Popped into X mistakenly while reading my Google feed about football news. Ventured into my "For you" feed and these are my top recommendations:
Cancel the world cup.
(I love the world cup.)
(I love the world cup.)
August 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Cancel the world cup.
(I love the world cup.)
(I love the world cup.)
Idiocracy is a pipe dream at this point.
May 23, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Idiocracy is a pipe dream at this point.
Reposted by Mondegreen
imagine accusing hecklers of being paid while youre on stage at the event where youre literally purchasing votes
March 31, 2025 at 4:01 AM
imagine accusing hecklers of being paid while youre on stage at the event where youre literally purchasing votes
March 30, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Here's the entire game: Trump is trying to destroy the stock market the next two+ years. Then when small gains are made, he will claim the fall on Biden and demand a 3rd term (or more) based on his resurrection of the market (resurrection used b/c dude thinks he's on par with God).
#HelpUS
#HelpUS
March 30, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Here's the entire game: Trump is trying to destroy the stock market the next two+ years. Then when small gains are made, he will claim the fall on Biden and demand a 3rd term (or more) based on his resurrection of the market (resurrection used b/c dude thinks he's on par with God).
#HelpUS
#HelpUS
I have a thing for carabiners - I mean, these are bee you tea full!
I can't deny it: I love Kara Beaners!!
(I do not climb mountains.)
*sent using voice activated bot.*
I can't deny it: I love Kara Beaners!!
(I do not climb mountains.)
*sent using voice activated bot.*
March 26, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I have a thing for carabiners - I mean, these are bee you tea full!
I can't deny it: I love Kara Beaners!!
(I do not climb mountains.)
*sent using voice activated bot.*
I can't deny it: I love Kara Beaners!!
(I do not climb mountains.)
*sent using voice activated bot.*
February 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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The real scam: making you fear the “the other” while the rich rob you blind. I wish every American understood this.
February 6, 2025 at 2:58 AM
The real scam: making you fear the “the other” while the rich rob you blind. I wish every American understood this.
@pittsburghpenguins.bsky.social
Is practice ever going to begin? Lots of kiddos have been waiting patiently for a long time.
Is practice ever going to begin? Lots of kiddos have been waiting patiently for a long time.
December 27, 2024 at 5:28 PM
@pittsburghpenguins.bsky.social
Is practice ever going to begin? Lots of kiddos have been waiting patiently for a long time.
Is practice ever going to begin? Lots of kiddos have been waiting patiently for a long time.
Drones of New Jersey 2024 Eastern Tour has begun! PA, NJ, and NY will be rocking out to the sweet folk melodies of the mysterious trio.
*This is not a real band (yet)
** Also hoodie, sweatshirt, tumblers
mondegreenllc.etsy.com/listing/1844...
#Drones #NJ #FauxBand #PA #NY #Aliens
*This is not a real band (yet)
** Also hoodie, sweatshirt, tumblers
mondegreenllc.etsy.com/listing/1844...
#Drones #NJ #FauxBand #PA #NY #Aliens
Drones of New Jersey Retro Sci-fi Folk Band Tour UNISEX T-SHIRT DESIGN - Etsy
This Gender-Neutral Adult T-shirts item is sold by MondegreenLLC. Ships from Charlotte, NC. Listed on Dec 17, 2024
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December 18, 2024 at 1:16 AM
Get your merch: Drones of New Jersey 2024 Eastern Tour has begun! PA, NJ, and NY will be rocking out to the sweet folk melodies of the mysterious trio.
*This is not a real band ... yet
** Also hoodie, sweatshirt, tumblers
mondegreenllc.etsy.com/listing/1844...
*This is not a real band ... yet
** Also hoodie, sweatshirt, tumblers
mondegreenllc.etsy.com/listing/1844...
Drones of New Jersey Retro Sci-fi Folk Band Tour UNISEX T-SHIRT DESIGN - Etsy.de
This Gender-Neutral Adult T-shirts item is sold by MondegreenLLC. Ships from United States. Listed on Dec 17, 2024
mondegreenllc.etsy.com
December 17, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Get your merch: Drones of New Jersey 2024 Eastern Tour has begun! PA, NJ, and NY will be rocking out to the sweet folk melodies of the mysterious trio.
*This is not a real band ... yet
** Also hoodie, sweatshirt, tumblers
mondegreenllc.etsy.com/listing/1844...
*This is not a real band ... yet
** Also hoodie, sweatshirt, tumblers
mondegreenllc.etsy.com/listing/1844...
December 16, 2024 at 12:18 AM
The New Jersey Drones are undefeated. Join in on their dominance with the full merch store at Mondegreen on REDBUBBLE!
#NFL #ALIENS #DRONES
www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1671...
#NFL #ALIENS #DRONES
www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1671...
New Jersey Drones Faux Football Team Logo by MondegreenLLC | Redbubble
This design was inspired by the mystery surrounding large, evasive drones spotted across New Jersey in late 2024. Paying homage to this modern enigma, the design reimagines these drones as the logo fo...
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December 15, 2024 at 9:12 PM
The New Jersey Drones are undefeated. Join in on their dominance with the full merch store at Mondegreen on REDBUBBLE!
#NFL #ALIENS #DRONES
www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1671...
#NFL #ALIENS #DRONES
www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1671...
The inaugural season of The New Jersey Drones is here.
Grab their very first shirt today!
mondegreenllc.etsy.com/listing/1829...
#Drones #NFL #UFO #FOOTBALL
Grab their very first shirt today!
mondegreenllc.etsy.com/listing/1829...
#Drones #NFL #UFO #FOOTBALL
December 15, 2024 at 7:34 PM
The inaugural season of The New Jersey Drones is here.
Grab their very first shirt today!
mondegreenllc.etsy.com/listing/1829...
#Drones #NFL #UFO #FOOTBALL
Grab their very first shirt today!
mondegreenllc.etsy.com/listing/1829...
#Drones #NFL #UFO #FOOTBALL
December 15, 2024 at 6:41 PM
#Xmas is near, some might say it's neigh even... order now to get your Mondegreen shirt before the big day.
Hurry - 20% off with free shipping today!
www.etsy.com/listing/1815...
Hurry - 20% off with free shipping today!
www.etsy.com/listing/1815...
Sleigh Girl Funny Christmas Pun Holiday Shirt - Etsy
This Gender-Neutral Adult T-shirts item is sold by MondegreenLLC. Ships from Charlotte, NC. Listed on Nov 20, 2024
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December 13, 2024 at 7:12 PM
#Xmas is near, some might say it's neigh even... order now to get your Mondegreen shirt before the big day.
Hurry - 20% off with free shipping today!
www.etsy.com/listing/1815...
Hurry - 20% off with free shipping today!
www.etsy.com/listing/1815...
Dallas Cowboys? Nah, This is America's Team these days:
December 8, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Dallas Cowboys? Nah, This is America's Team these days:
Glad I went to college for two Bachelor's degrees with high honors and then more certifications plus a decade-plus history working at 3 Fortune 500 companies...
#TIL that the raw data in my resume suggests that I have the skills of a warehouse staffer or BOX FILLER.
#TIL that the raw data in my resume suggests that I have the skills of a warehouse staffer or BOX FILLER.
December 7, 2024 at 1:49 AM
Glad I went to college for two Bachelor's degrees with high honors and then more certifications plus a decade-plus history working at 3 Fortune 500 companies...
#TIL that the raw data in my resume suggests that I have the skills of a warehouse staffer or BOX FILLER.
#TIL that the raw data in my resume suggests that I have the skills of a warehouse staffer or BOX FILLER.
Bluesky is all about love in the face of nastiness. That's amore, moray:
December 7, 2024 at 1:38 AM
Bluesky is all about love in the face of nastiness. That's amore, moray:
White Elephant time rapidly approaching? How about a shirt that Rick Rolls you with a QR code (and much more)...
mondegreenllc.etsy.com/listing/1806...
mondegreenllc.etsy.com/listing/1806...
Rick Rolls Bakery Funny Meme Parody With QR Code - Etsy France
This Gender-Neutral Adult T-shirts item is sold by MondegreenLLC. Ships from United States. Listed on Dec 1, 2024
mondegreenllc.etsy.com
December 5, 2024 at 3:21 PM
White Elephant time rapidly approaching? How about a shirt that Rick Rolls you with a QR code (and much more)...
mondegreenllc.etsy.com/listing/1806...
mondegreenllc.etsy.com/listing/1806...
Happy Thanksgiving to all yinz (you all) from a dude in Da Burgh (Pittsburgh)!
Hope we can all agree to root for this team today!
Grab this shirt and more of the absurd and misheard at Mondegreenllc.etsy.com/listing/1775841232
And swapping the first consonant of two words is called a Spoonerism!
Hope we can all agree to root for this team today!
Grab this shirt and more of the absurd and misheard at Mondegreenllc.etsy.com/listing/1775841232
And swapping the first consonant of two words is called a Spoonerism!
November 28, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to all yinz (you all) from a dude in Da Burgh (Pittsburgh)!
Hope we can all agree to root for this team today!
Grab this shirt and more of the absurd and misheard at Mondegreenllc.etsy.com/listing/1775841232
And swapping the first consonant of two words is called a Spoonerism!
Hope we can all agree to root for this team today!
Grab this shirt and more of the absurd and misheard at Mondegreenllc.etsy.com/listing/1775841232
And swapping the first consonant of two words is called a Spoonerism!
That was unbelievably terrible
November 28, 2024 at 9:01 PM
That was unbelievably terrible
'Tis (it is) almost the season. Let's dance and be merry!
(And always use a contraction from 4 letters to 3 when possible. It saves tons o' time and is full of fun!)
Grab yours at mondegreenllc.etsy.com/listing/1811...)
(And always use a contraction from 4 letters to 3 when possible. It saves tons o' time and is full of fun!)
Grab yours at mondegreenllc.etsy.com/listing/1811...)
November 27, 2024 at 7:20 PM
'Tis (it is) almost the season. Let's dance and be merry!
(And always use a contraction from 4 letters to 3 when possible. It saves tons o' time and is full of fun!)
Grab yours at mondegreenllc.etsy.com/listing/1811...)
(And always use a contraction from 4 letters to 3 when possible. It saves tons o' time and is full of fun!)
Grab yours at mondegreenllc.etsy.com/listing/1811...)