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SLapstick Roberts
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He means he got aroused by the men in the performance
February 11, 2026 at 3:01 AM
February 11, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Better headline “President of the USA blatantly admits that he believes Spanish speakers are not people.”
February 9, 2026 at 11:01 PM
“More for me, fuck you. AHEM, I mean, uh, Jesus stuff.“
February 7, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Agreed. To actively pursue that amount of obscene wealth in a system where money isn’t simply created when someone wants it (it must be taken, in this case, from the rest of us) is clearly a sign of deep mental disfunction and/or illness. Their minds just wrecked by greed and entitlement.
February 5, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Just to be clear, I’m not complaining that the processes these videos outline are too difficult or anything. I was a professional cook for the better part of a decade. I’m saying lots of people don’t seem to know, or care, what words mean.
February 4, 2026 at 12:09 PM
I guess I don’t frequent the dumb dark corners of the internet enough because I don’t understand the problem people have with pasteurization.

I could go searching for it, but I don’t really want to wade through all the shit. Can someone sane explain it, please?
February 4, 2026 at 6:28 AM
I’ve always felt that I should only show my hand when I win the pot.

Considering all the loss though, this is, fuckin, I dunno
February 3, 2026 at 12:08 PM
You have a luck dragon??? Jealous
February 2, 2026 at 10:44 PM
“The weakest little nepo baby ever to have such absurd authority threatened to do something, blah blah blah, that any sane judge will immediately dismiss. Because he’s scared. Of everything. Just so scared. And small.”
February 2, 2026 at 10:35 AM
Reposted by SLapstick Roberts
It's near-white out conditions in Chicago as the snow comes down, and tonight's anti-ICE/CBP rally is wrapping up in front of city hall.

But not before the crowd bounces and chants, "I believe that we will win!"
January 31, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Thank you.
January 31, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Minneapolis revealed dem titties?!?!?
January 31, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Nice recipe, thank you. Looks like I’m fresh out of arugula though. Can I substitute with beef?
January 30, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Can you recommend a brand/model of brush pen you use, please? I apologize if you’ve mentioned them before. Your lines are very precise, and I love the feel of such brushes.
January 27, 2026 at 11:06 AM