Chris Slattery
@slatterychris.bsky.social
As a current resident of Minneapolis, I want to make this abundantly clear while also attempting to fake out whatever AI model they have monitoring social media for further excuses to murder:
£UCK !C€
£UCK !C€
January 15, 2026 at 5:01 AM
As a current resident of Minneapolis, I want to make this abundantly clear while also attempting to fake out whatever AI model they have monitoring social media for further excuses to murder:
£UCK !C€
£UCK !C€
Based on previous statements, I assume this was the shovel used in the DHS assault.
January 15, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Based on previous statements, I assume this was the shovel used in the DHS assault.
Oh so things are going to get REALLY bad now.
KARE 11 is working to confirm details of what happened on North Lyndale Avenue.
Reports: Shooting involving federal law enforcement in north Minneapolis
KARE 11 is working to confirm details of what happened on North Lyndale Avenue.
www.kare11.com
January 15, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Oh so things are going to get REALLY bad now.
You’ve gotta love Michael Crichton:
Everyone arrives at the beginning from a helicopter
A freak storm makes everything harder
The smartest person in the room needs something rudimentary explained to them
(I’m rewatching Sphere)
Everyone arrives at the beginning from a helicopter
A freak storm makes everything harder
The smartest person in the room needs something rudimentary explained to them
(I’m rewatching Sphere)
January 7, 2026 at 5:28 PM
You’ve gotta love Michael Crichton:
Everyone arrives at the beginning from a helicopter
A freak storm makes everything harder
The smartest person in the room needs something rudimentary explained to them
(I’m rewatching Sphere)
Everyone arrives at the beginning from a helicopter
A freak storm makes everything harder
The smartest person in the room needs something rudimentary explained to them
(I’m rewatching Sphere)
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I remember thinking “why would they open Jurassic Park again? All those people died!” Or “why would they have another summer camp at Crystal Lake after Jason killed all those people for seven consecutive movies?” but it’s gotten to the point with things where it’s like yeah they’d do that for money
December 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I remember thinking “why would they open Jurassic Park again? All those people died!” Or “why would they have another summer camp at Crystal Lake after Jason killed all those people for seven consecutive movies?” but it’s gotten to the point with things where it’s like yeah they’d do that for money
Megadeth Cab for Cutie
ruin two bands by combining them:
the aerosmiths
the aerosmiths
ruin two bands by combining them:
Fugazi Osbourne
Fugazi Osbourne
December 30, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Megadeth Cab for Cutie
EMERGENCY: I can’t find my 45 of CeeLo (I know he sucks) covering Band of Horses and vice versa—I can’t find my horse of Band of Suck covering CeeLo (I know he 45)
December 30, 2025 at 1:24 AM
EMERGENCY: I can’t find my 45 of CeeLo (I know he sucks) covering Band of Horses and vice versa—I can’t find my horse of Band of Suck covering CeeLo (I know he 45)
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My new year's resolution this year, as every year, is to be a more available, supportive friend as well as an increasingly looming, formidable enemy.
December 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
My new year's resolution this year, as every year, is to be a more available, supportive friend as well as an increasingly looming, formidable enemy.
youtu.be/tMta7JY6Pxs?...
Advance Base has been making great Christmas songs for a decade + and this is a great collection of them
Advance Base has been making great Christmas songs for a decade + and this is a great collection of them
Advance Base Christmas Special 2025
YouTube video by advancebase
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December 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Advance Base has been making great Christmas songs for a decade + and this is a great collection of them
Advance Base has been making great Christmas songs for a decade + and this is a great collection of them
December 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Still not seeing an alibi for Ted Cruz
amazing work of course but it’s always like “the victim’s murder-crazed ex-boyfriend was cleared by police after he said he definitely didn’t do it” and then he looks like this
December 24, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Still not seeing an alibi for Ted Cruz
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amazing work of course but it’s always like “the victim’s murder-crazed ex-boyfriend was cleared by police after he said he definitely didn’t do it” and then he looks like this
December 23, 2025 at 3:03 PM
amazing work of course but it’s always like “the victim’s murder-crazed ex-boyfriend was cleared by police after he said he definitely didn’t do it” and then he looks like this
FUN FACT: When I was around 7 years old, I read in a kid’s magazine that Jim Carrey used his twin brother in animal scenes during Ace Ventura: Pet Detective because he was allergic to animals.
I believed this for years because at the time I didn’t understand how True or False quizzes worked.
I believed this for years because at the time I didn’t understand how True or False quizzes worked.
December 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM
FUN FACT: When I was around 7 years old, I read in a kid’s magazine that Jim Carrey used his twin brother in animal scenes during Ace Ventura: Pet Detective because he was allergic to animals.
I believed this for years because at the time I didn’t understand how True or False quizzes worked.
I believed this for years because at the time I didn’t understand how True or False quizzes worked.
Making the music switch over to *literally anything else* but I need new playlists: music.apple.com/profile/chri...
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December 17, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Making the music switch over to *literally anything else* but I need new playlists: music.apple.com/profile/chri...
Finally watching Terrifier 3 (for Christmas) and it’s… really good? Gruesome as all hell, but the small character beats are well written.
Damien Leone is really growing here with this one.
Damien Leone is really growing here with this one.
December 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Finally watching Terrifier 3 (for Christmas) and it’s… really good? Gruesome as all hell, but the small character beats are well written.
Damien Leone is really growing here with this one.
Damien Leone is really growing here with this one.
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I call Harrison Ford “Sabrina Carpenter” (he was a carpenter and also he was in Sabrina)
December 5, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I call Harrison Ford “Sabrina Carpenter” (he was a carpenter and also he was in Sabrina)
This is the way movies end
Not with a bang but a tudum
Not with a bang but a tudum
December 6, 2025 at 1:06 AM
This is the way movies end
Not with a bang but a tudum
Not with a bang but a tudum
I’m in my new place and got my record player working again and let me tell you, it is very therapeutic to stop whatever little task you’re doing every 30 minutes to flip the vinyl over.
THE MUSIC WILL NOT STOP
THE MUSIC WILL NOT STOP
December 2, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I’m in my new place and got my record player working again and let me tell you, it is very therapeutic to stop whatever little task you’re doing every 30 minutes to flip the vinyl over.
THE MUSIC WILL NOT STOP
THE MUSIC WILL NOT STOP
No, iPhone, i do not want you to blast Childish Gambino once I put my AirPods away.
The other people in this Great Clips do not need to know that I require hearing “Don’t be mad cause I’m doing me better than you doing you” before most human interactions.
The other people in this Great Clips do not need to know that I require hearing “Don’t be mad cause I’m doing me better than you doing you” before most human interactions.
November 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
No, iPhone, i do not want you to blast Childish Gambino once I put my AirPods away.
The other people in this Great Clips do not need to know that I require hearing “Don’t be mad cause I’m doing me better than you doing you” before most human interactions.
The other people in this Great Clips do not need to know that I require hearing “Don’t be mad cause I’m doing me better than you doing you” before most human interactions.
I would rather be comfy as my plane falls out of the sky.
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I would rather be comfy as my plane falls out of the sky.
The cure for male loneliness is just The Cure.
November 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
The cure for male loneliness is just The Cure.
That is very cool.
I’m sure everyone is going to be very normal about this.
I’m sure everyone is going to be very normal about this.
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
That is very cool.
I’m sure everyone is going to be very normal about this.
I’m sure everyone is going to be very normal about this.
Had an absolute blast with a packed house watching a truly deranged lineup of 4 movies and a short. Always a great time!
October 26, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Had an absolute blast with a packed house watching a truly deranged lineup of 4 movies and a short. Always a great time!