Mass executions in a public venue a 'la French Revolution.

I'm all for watching Elon torpedo his own career before it starts.

Welp. Time to start saving loose change.

Just... a gallon jug of coins.

Because the status quo is great for them. Not us.

They get pensions, stock options and houses. Meanwhile I have to decide which free-to-play video game I can sink my life into because I can't afford a $70 expense this week if I want to eat.

Looks good, but calling it a "digestive biscuit" cheesecake just kills the hype. Go with "cookie cheesecake".

Here's to making them have a bad January, February and so on.

See, I know I'm traumatized because I hear the ticket machine in my nightmares.

I work in food, though. Professionally.

I'm collecting the trauma like Pokemon, and I've almost completed the PokeDex.

...Wh... what'cha listenin' to, champ?