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SLAUGHTERAMA
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Author. Chef. Leftist.

He/Him

I like books about scary things and anime.
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Peanut butter bread;

- 1/2 cup of peanut butter
- 4 tsps baking powder
- 1 1/3 cup of milk
- 1/2 cup of sugar
- 2 cups flour
- 1 tsp salt

1. Combine dry ingredients.

2. Combine wet ingredients.

3. Bake at 350F for 60-70 minutes. (Check with toothpick.)
December 1, 2025 at 9:20 PM
@riverboatjack.bsky.social You just know that Elon's refreshing the WaPo election results and shoving ketamine down his throat.
April 2, 2025 at 2:13 AM
"I have such grand ambitions," declared the Elder Lich in a press conference. "Plans that the meager bonds of human mortality cannot constrain."

When pressed for details, Connolly summoned his Household Familiars and sicced them upon the Press Corps, then vanished in a plume of acrid smoke.
December 19, 2024 at 1:59 AM
@ramsubramanian.in

Yo, I'm writing a horror screenplay for funsies and I've never done it before. Can I get your take?
December 19, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Boy that didn't last long, did it? It's almost like this was all incredibly stupid and pointless.
There it is.

Pay the Trump Tithe and you get to avoid the tariff but that doesn't mean you cant increase prices along with everyone else who isn't able to pay the tithe, so you also get to increase profit by raising cost on all competitors

Here's the oligarchy the American people voted for at work
Analyst: Trump will waive Apple’s China tariffs so it doesn’t ‘lose to Samsung’ - 9to5Mac
One major firm has shared predictions for the US market in 2025, and Apple getting exempted from Trump’s new China tariffs is on the list.
9to5mac.com
December 19, 2024 at 1:54 AM
The exact minute I escape the five-foot-nothing gravity well, it's over for you people. Fear me, for when I attain 5'1", I shall be god king of the midgets.
December 17, 2024 at 5:51 PM
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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...
December 16, 2024 at 10:20 PM
Tonight on Drag Queens Reading Classical Literature -

“Every life is in many days, day after day. We walk through ourselves, meeting robbers, ghosts, giants, old men, young men, wives, widows, brothers-in-love, and that rank-ass ho Jennifer, but always meeting ourselves. Especially Jennifer."
December 16, 2024 at 3:54 AM
@domaindead.bsky.social

Just want to point out that in your video on the tragedy that is Josh Seiter that there are, in fact, drag shows and story time at retirement homes. Had a Divine impersonator read "Crime and Punishment" to them. It was actually campy fun and her imitation was on POINT.
December 15, 2024 at 1:44 AM
@theredbarrels.bsky.social

So, I'm currently adapting "Outlast" into a movie script and I'd love a higher up to take a look and yea/nay it.
December 15, 2024 at 1:37 AM
So what am I up to?

Currently adapting "Outlast" into a movie script. That'll probably never get sold. Also writing my first book.

Also cooking. LOTS of cooking.
December 15, 2024 at 1:35 AM
Finally made one of these after escaping the cesspool of Twitter - which I will never call "X" because that's incredibly silly.

What's on your mind? Let's talk horror media.
December 15, 2024 at 1:21 AM