me if they make posting about We Bought A Zoo illegal

forgot to post my rancid twilight cake here. enjoy.

being poisoned by my horrible little creature again

horrible christmas decorations in place

6am. sleep eludes me. mmmbop by hanson playing over and over and over again in my brain.

has any word suffered as much to the linguistic changes of the early to mid-20s as “goon”. it used to be a word for the noble henchman. the honorable lackey. now it has been subsumed into yet another word for jerking your shit. tragedy.

pov you have very poor taste in men

I hate my 20s, every month is a toss up of either an unexpected several hundred pound household maintenance cost or being diagnosed with something new . am I not meant to be dancing and imbibing substances at the discotheque or something ?

wore lipstick for the first time in god knows how long last night, and woke up today to find a giant smooch mark on the dog's head 🥺

reading telegrams from the front but pronouncing “stop” like I’m flirting

deactivated twitter because it's Bad, here now maybe perhaps

Great news Lana, the label love the tune, could be a huge hit. One issue, they've asked if you'd consider changing the lines "soaking through the bedsheets/sucking on my man's feet", I said I'd ask you

choosing which boreanaz to post here as my first post was deeply challenging btw. I think I chose a good one.