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mckelvey
@slaystarroyco.bsky.social
america’s controversially young girlfriend
A late train has the capacity to ruin your day like nothing else
December 19, 2024 at 1:00 AM
Yeah this is what i expected
December 4, 2024 at 4:17 PM
Everyone I know posting Charli as their top artist and mine is still Phoebe Bridgers
December 4, 2024 at 4:16 PM
Trying to convince this girl on hinge to see a real pain with me this weekend despite it probably being a very bad first date movie…… watch this space
November 22, 2024 at 11:06 PM
I was resistant to getting this app for so long because the users are like this
This place has big coffee shop inside a bookstore vibes and I’m here for it
November 20, 2024 at 7:06 PM
I can’t wait until my friends start getting married so I can object to the union
November 18, 2024 at 2:58 PM
got high and baked cookies
November 18, 2024 at 5:02 AM
Spilled water on my laptop and now I can’t use it for the next 2 days
a man in a suit and tie looks at a jacket hanging on a hanger
ALT: a man in a suit and tie looks at a jacket hanging on a hanger
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November 16, 2024 at 4:52 AM
Christian Lee Hutson tickets have been secured
November 15, 2024 at 5:15 PM
I know I already did it a week ago but I need to rewatch the 2001 cult classic Donnie Darko
November 15, 2024 at 4:32 AM