SLCbass
@slcbass.bsky.social
Official rants, raves, and ramblings of Craig. Mostly memes and sports takes. Very little politics. Hopefully my Bluesky just makes you laugh. #UtahJazz
Hey @utahjazz.bsky.social how does something like this happen?
November 27, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Hey @utahjazz.bsky.social how does something like this happen?
You are the company you keep.
November 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
You are the company you keep.
My son just scored a touchdown at Rice-Eccles
November 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM
My son just scored a touchdown at Rice-Eccles
Is Cincinnati’s offense really super good, or is Utah’s defense not playing very fundamentally sound?
November 2, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Is Cincinnati’s offense really super good, or is Utah’s defense not playing very fundamentally sound?
Where did my Jazz Twitter people go?
The people I interacted with over at the other place are all gone, and over here...my feed is nothing but politics.
Ugh...Man, I miss my social media feed of 2018-2021.
The people I interacted with over at the other place are all gone, and over here...my feed is nothing but politics.
Ugh...Man, I miss my social media feed of 2018-2021.
October 15, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Where did my Jazz Twitter people go?
The people I interacted with over at the other place are all gone, and over here...my feed is nothing but politics.
Ugh...Man, I miss my social media feed of 2018-2021.
The people I interacted with over at the other place are all gone, and over here...my feed is nothing but politics.
Ugh...Man, I miss my social media feed of 2018-2021.
First day back after a 15 day vacation and I'm finding it very hard to want to do anything.
October 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
First day back after a 15 day vacation and I'm finding it very hard to want to do anything.
The more I think about it, the more I am pissed off at Elon for ruining Jazz Twitter.
X is filled with bots, and there is zero interaction over here.
Damn you, Elon....DAMMMNNN YOU!!!
X is filled with bots, and there is zero interaction over here.
Damn you, Elon....DAMMMNNN YOU!!!
August 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
The more I think about it, the more I am pissed off at Elon for ruining Jazz Twitter.
X is filled with bots, and there is zero interaction over here.
Damn you, Elon....DAMMMNNN YOU!!!
X is filled with bots, and there is zero interaction over here.
Damn you, Elon....DAMMMNNN YOU!!!
I can’t wait for soup season
August 2, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I can’t wait for soup season
Whiskey lovers, do you have an infinity bottle?
August 1, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Whiskey lovers, do you have an infinity bottle?
The “age appropriate” happy place
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
July 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
The “age appropriate” happy place
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Merry Christmas ya filthy animals
December 25, 2024 at 2:03 AM
Merry Christmas ya filthy animals
If anyone is in the mood for a cheesy lame hallmark Christmas movie this weekend…catch my kids in Deck the Walls this Friday evening on the hallmark channel.
November 27, 2024 at 8:56 PM
If anyone is in the mood for a cheesy lame hallmark Christmas movie this weekend…catch my kids in Deck the Walls this Friday evening on the hallmark channel.
The school near my house is running their annual Turkey Trot today and it reminded me of this experience from 3 years ago. I am sure a parent saw me break down without context and thought to themselves "whoa, that guy is taking it hard"
Anywho, kids can be amazing examples of kindness!
Anywho, kids can be amazing examples of kindness!
November 26, 2024 at 9:05 PM
The school near my house is running their annual Turkey Trot today and it reminded me of this experience from 3 years ago. I am sure a parent saw me break down without context and thought to themselves "whoa, that guy is taking it hard"
Anywho, kids can be amazing examples of kindness!
Anywho, kids can be amazing examples of kindness!
Good morning Bluesky.
And now begins the process of finding everyone from the other place.
And now begins the process of finding everyone from the other place.
November 25, 2024 at 1:45 PM
Good morning Bluesky.
And now begins the process of finding everyone from the other place.
And now begins the process of finding everyone from the other place.
Introduce yourself with some jobs you have done apart from what you do now:
Forensic Accounting
Retail Manager
Mortgage Broker
Warehouse Manager
Ski Lift Operator
Cabinet Maker
Sorority House Boy
Bus Boy
Copper Rivet Worker
Milk Shake Maker
Forensic Accounting
Retail Manager
Mortgage Broker
Warehouse Manager
Ski Lift Operator
Cabinet Maker
Sorority House Boy
Bus Boy
Copper Rivet Worker
Milk Shake Maker
Introduce yourself with some jobs you have done apart from what you do now:
Babysitter
Bagel slinger
Bath store clerk
Pottery store clerk
Singing waiter
Regular waiter
Actor
TV Producer
Babysitter
Bagel slinger
Bath store clerk
Pottery store clerk
Singing waiter
Regular waiter
Actor
TV Producer
Introduce yourself with some jobs you have done apart from what you do now:
Hobby shop sales/assistant
Burger flipper
Waiter
Line cook
Sous chef
Mechanic
Aerial photographer
Analyst
Neurodiagnostics technician
Photojournalist
Research Scientist
Hobby shop sales/assistant
Burger flipper
Waiter
Line cook
Sous chef
Mechanic
Aerial photographer
Analyst
Neurodiagnostics technician
Photojournalist
Research Scientist
September 26, 2023 at 4:23 PM
Introduce yourself with some jobs you have done apart from what you do now:
Forensic Accounting
Retail Manager
Mortgage Broker
Warehouse Manager
Ski Lift Operator
Cabinet Maker
Sorority House Boy
Bus Boy
Copper Rivet Worker
Milk Shake Maker
Forensic Accounting
Retail Manager
Mortgage Broker
Warehouse Manager
Ski Lift Operator
Cabinet Maker
Sorority House Boy
Bus Boy
Copper Rivet Worker
Milk Shake Maker
I must admit...I am disappointed in the lack of Gif's on BlueSky.
September 20, 2023 at 9:42 PM
I must admit...I am disappointed in the lack of Gif's on BlueSky.
Man, I wish there was an easy way to import my "follows" list from Twitter.
September 19, 2023 at 6:37 PM
Man, I wish there was an easy way to import my "follows" list from Twitter.