A birth certificate is an apology from the government that you are now indentured to them.😪

Don't steal. That's the government's job. 😉

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 😜

"I think apologizing's a great thing, but you have to be wrong. I will absolutely apologize sometime, hopefully in the distant future, if I'm ever wrong" - CBS

Trump hasn't been wrong yet, but he will let us all know if he is. What a champ. 😆

Abraham Lincoln couldn't tell a lie.

Richard Nixon couldn't tell the truth.

Donald Trump can't tell the difference. 🤣

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"Did your hear how Trump responded when he was questioned about how to deal with Hurricane Florence ?"

"Pay her the same as Stormy Daniels!" 😂

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What does the Trump administration use instead of emails?

Alternative fax. 😃

No longer world's most insane Prez.

Guess where?

I love the sea, sand and fresh air. #Saltburn Taken from the pier on a cold day with a very basic phone camera!

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