Mystletoe (Clover)
@slepdeprivedrodent.bsky.social
Enby-questioning Pan Transfem dumbass
The (un)funny gimmick account 90% of you came here from: @hiddenqikminareas.bsky.social
The (un)funny gimmick account 90% of you came here from: @hiddenqikminareas.bsky.social
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Every day the internet gets more and more tiring
It’s a curse.
It’s an evil thing.
It’s the luminance
of the hubris
of the patchworking...
It’s an evil thing.
It’s the luminance
of the hubris
of the patchworking...
December 22, 2025 at 6:44 AM
It’s a curse.
It’s an evil thing.
It’s the luminance
of the hubris
of the patchworking...
It’s an evil thing.
It’s the luminance
of the hubris
of the patchworking...
So uh
I was playing Pikmin 2 Regrown and I accidentally pulled this off. First try. Without losing a single Pikmin until the final floor. While forgetting to not bring 100 blues, so I didn't get any Bulbmin the whole time.
Idk how I do it
I was playing Pikmin 2 Regrown and I accidentally pulled this off. First try. Without losing a single Pikmin until the final floor. While forgetting to not bring 100 blues, so I didn't get any Bulbmin the whole time.
Idk how I do it
December 22, 2025 at 5:31 AM
So uh
I was playing Pikmin 2 Regrown and I accidentally pulled this off. First try. Without losing a single Pikmin until the final floor. While forgetting to not bring 100 blues, so I didn't get any Bulbmin the whole time.
Idk how I do it
I was playing Pikmin 2 Regrown and I accidentally pulled this off. First try. Without losing a single Pikmin until the final floor. While forgetting to not bring 100 blues, so I didn't get any Bulbmin the whole time.
Idk how I do it
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every day this becomes more true
December 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
every day this becomes more true
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Random vague nubbin of an idea: magical girls, but drawing on werewolf mythology. The magical girl transformation as more akin to something biological and body horror.
December 21, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Random vague nubbin of an idea: magical girls, but drawing on werewolf mythology. The magical girl transformation as more akin to something biological and body horror.
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This is what it feels like to have ADHD
In Super Mario World, green berries increase the timer. By strategically eating them to make the timer pass 100 multiple times, the music can be sped up repeatedly. It turns out that the music engine cannot handle more than 20 speed-ups, and slows down to a crawl instead.
December 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
This is what it feels like to have ADHD
Got his playlist and it's got Will Wood in it
I should marry him...
I should marry him...
my tenna-obsessed transmasc friend could beat up your tenna-obsessed transmasc friend
December 22, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Got his playlist and it's got Will Wood in it
I should marry him...
I should marry him...
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Satisfactory
December 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Satisfactory
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Sonic Adventure 2
October 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Sonic Adventure 2
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December 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Hey SLUTS 🫵 the Epstein files were just released 💥💥 and ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ BILL CLIT-TON ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️
AND THEY WERE ROOMATES
* Flowers... The chunky peanut butter of amore.
* Uhhh... Kris's dad gives Noelle's dad hospital flowers...
* Oh, Susan. You sweet ignorant fool.
* That's a bro thing. It's different!
* Uhhh... Kris's dad gives Noelle's dad hospital flowers...
* Oh, Susan. You sweet ignorant fool.
* That's a bro thing. It's different!
December 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
AND THEY WERE ROOMATES
Maury: We've given everybody paternity tests and now we know; John, you are... NOT the father.
John: Who is then?
Maury: The father to this child is... Expedition 33!
[Crowd loses their shit]
John: Who is then?
Maury: The father to this child is... Expedition 33!
[Crowd loses their shit]
December 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Maury: We've given everybody paternity tests and now we know; John, you are... NOT the father.
John: Who is then?
Maury: The father to this child is... Expedition 33!
[Crowd loses their shit]
John: Who is then?
Maury: The father to this child is... Expedition 33!
[Crowd loses their shit]
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her: come over
me: i can't, sorry
her: there will be ragatha porn
me:
me: i can't, sorry
her: there will be ragatha porn
me:
Game: Indiana Jones and the Infernal Machine (1999, N64)
TAS Author: Bovice
Source: tasvideos.org/6900M
TAS Author: Bovice
Source: tasvideos.org/6900M
December 21, 2025 at 8:13 PM
her: come over
me: i can't, sorry
her: there will be ragatha porn
me:
me: i can't, sorry
her: there will be ragatha porn
me:
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In Super Mario World, green berries increase the timer. By strategically eating them to make the timer pass 100 multiple times, the music can be sped up repeatedly. It turns out that the music engine cannot handle more than 20 speed-ups, and slows down to a crawl instead.
December 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
In Super Mario World, green berries increase the timer. By strategically eating them to make the timer pass 100 multiple times, the music can be sped up repeatedly. It turns out that the music engine cannot handle more than 20 speed-ups, and slows down to a crawl instead.
Prophecy has been fulfilled
@slepdeprivedrodent.bsky.social (ME) is finally a rodent. How jolly!
@slepdeprivedrodent.bsky.social (ME) is finally a rodent. How jolly!
December 21, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Prophecy has been fulfilled
@slepdeprivedrodent.bsky.social (ME) is finally a rodent. How jolly!
@slepdeprivedrodent.bsky.social (ME) is finally a rodent. How jolly!
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Ace attorney fans one joke is defrosting
December 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Ace attorney fans one joke is defrosting
my tenna-obsessed transmasc friend could beat up your tenna-obsessed transmasc friend
December 21, 2025 at 6:23 AM
my tenna-obsessed transmasc friend could beat up your tenna-obsessed transmasc friend
Will Wood Number
December 21, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Will Wood Number
The masculine urge to dance like a Charlie Brown character
a group of peanuts characters are dancing on a wooden floor
ALT: a group of peanuts characters are dancing on a wooden floor
media.tenor.com
December 21, 2025 at 4:25 AM
The masculine urge to dance like a Charlie Brown character
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Paramount+ gets in the holiday spirit with a new fireplace video, featuring the burning of thousands of pages of history and culture in HDR.
paletteswap.site/dif...
paletteswap.site/dif...
December 20, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Paramount+ gets in the holiday spirit with a new fireplace video, featuring the burning of thousands of pages of history and culture in HDR.
paletteswap.site/dif...
paletteswap.site/dif...
I'm sorry for talking about my girlfriend's armpit kink on main
Sorry Marcy
Sorry Marcy
They actually named a game after my girlfriend's favorite body part
December 20, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I'm sorry for talking about my girlfriend's armpit kink on main
Sorry Marcy
Sorry Marcy
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December 20, 2025 at 8:00 AM
They actually named a game after my girlfriend's favorite body part
December 20, 2025 at 8:10 AM
They actually named a game after my girlfriend's favorite body part
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DELTARUNE WINTER Newsletter Time! We're sending it out now, but it takes a good while to process hundreds of thousands of emails. Fortunately there's a cheat code to look at it whenever you want. Ha ha ha ha.
toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/...
toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/...
December 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
DELTARUNE WINTER Newsletter Time! We're sending it out now, but it takes a good while to process hundreds of thousands of emails. Fortunately there's a cheat code to look at it whenever you want. Ha ha ha ha.
toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/...
toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/...