The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread
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Profile of Sliced Bread Inc™ (The inventors of Sliced Bread).
Tomorrow we will announce The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread™.
We promise there won't be any delays.
Tomorrow we will announce The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread™.
We promise there won't be any delays.
Met up with the kraken attack task force today, and I was surprised at the diversity of the team.
Of course, Sliced Bread Inc™ owns recon teams and Captain Bone's crew made up part of it, but we also have the gremlins from the Butter Leaf, and one other group of beings from the Cheese Leaf.
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Of course, Sliced Bread Inc™ owns recon teams and Captain Bone's crew made up part of it, but we also have the gremlins from the Butter Leaf, and one other group of beings from the Cheese Leaf.
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December 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Met up with the kraken attack task force today, and I was surprised at the diversity of the team.
Of course, Sliced Bread Inc™ owns recon teams and Captain Bone's crew made up part of it, but we also have the gremlins from the Butter Leaf, and one other group of beings from the Cheese Leaf.
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Of course, Sliced Bread Inc™ owns recon teams and Captain Bone's crew made up part of it, but we also have the gremlins from the Butter Leaf, and one other group of beings from the Cheese Leaf.
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My own discharge from the infirmary should be tomorrow. Although, I'm not looking forward to it, since I will be put on the kraken attack task force.
Meanwhile, Meg will have to stay longer.
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She asked for me to personally sneak her some "proper food" from the cafeteria from tomorrow onwards.
Meanwhile, Meg will have to stay longer.
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She asked for me to personally sneak her some "proper food" from the cafeteria from tomorrow onwards.
December 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
My own discharge from the infirmary should be tomorrow. Although, I'm not looking forward to it, since I will be put on the kraken attack task force.
Meanwhile, Meg will have to stay longer.
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She asked for me to personally sneak her some "proper food" from the cafeteria from tomorrow onwards.
Meanwhile, Meg will have to stay longer.
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She asked for me to personally sneak her some "proper food" from the cafeteria from tomorrow onwards.
Had an impromptu meeting in the infirmary, today.
A lot of people in the office believe my Will Weapon, the syringe gun, might be the key in defeating the kraken.
But there is one problem. None of us know what magical power it gives me.
Meg claims I should just inherently know how to use it.
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A lot of people in the office believe my Will Weapon, the syringe gun, might be the key in defeating the kraken.
But there is one problem. None of us know what magical power it gives me.
Meg claims I should just inherently know how to use it.
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December 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Had an impromptu meeting in the infirmary, today.
A lot of people in the office believe my Will Weapon, the syringe gun, might be the key in defeating the kraken.
But there is one problem. None of us know what magical power it gives me.
Meg claims I should just inherently know how to use it.
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A lot of people in the office believe my Will Weapon, the syringe gun, might be the key in defeating the kraken.
But there is one problem. None of us know what magical power it gives me.
Meg claims I should just inherently know how to use it.
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An update to yesterday's bonus post. We at Sliced Bread Inc™, after an intense study into it, have determined that our old CEO who was previously dead has in fact canonical come back to life as a loaf of bread.
He said our current CEO, his son (who is nearly 3) can still keep the job though.
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He said our current CEO, his son (who is nearly 3) can still keep the job though.
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December 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
An update to yesterday's bonus post. We at Sliced Bread Inc™, after an intense study into it, have determined that our old CEO who was previously dead has in fact canonical come back to life as a loaf of bread.
He said our current CEO, his son (who is nearly 3) can still keep the job though.
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He said our current CEO, his son (who is nearly 3) can still keep the job though.
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Normally we try to limit ourselves to one post a day on this account (even if that one post sometimes goes the length of six). But we have just received words that our old boss, Thomas Peter Sr, is somehow back in bread form.
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We're still debating if this is canon or not.
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We're still debating if this is canon or not.
December 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Normally we try to limit ourselves to one post a day on this account (even if that one post sometimes goes the length of six). But we have just received words that our old boss, Thomas Peter Sr, is somehow back in bread form.
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We're still debating if this is canon or not.
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We're still debating if this is canon or not.
I've been recommended to stay in the infirmary's bed for now, seeing as I was technically in a coma for a few weeks.
So, I spent the day looking at the syringe gun in my hand, and getting used to summoning and desummoning it.
Yep, it appears this is definitely a Will Weapon. But how does it work?
So, I spent the day looking at the syringe gun in my hand, and getting used to summoning and desummoning it.
Yep, it appears this is definitely a Will Weapon. But how does it work?
December 9, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I've been recommended to stay in the infirmary's bed for now, seeing as I was technically in a coma for a few weeks.
So, I spent the day looking at the syringe gun in my hand, and getting used to summoning and desummoning it.
Yep, it appears this is definitely a Will Weapon. But how does it work?
So, I spent the day looking at the syringe gun in my hand, and getting used to summoning and desummoning it.
Yep, it appears this is definitely a Will Weapon. But how does it work?
Said my final goodbyes to Sock and his counterparts as I left that pub in the Void one last time.
The walk back to the lake was fairly simple, seeing as I knew the way now, but I was still unsure about how the Chain Hanger would help me, especially considering his current state.
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The walk back to the lake was fairly simple, seeing as I knew the way now, but I was still unsure about how the Chain Hanger would help me, especially considering his current state.
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December 8, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Said my final goodbyes to Sock and his counterparts as I left that pub in the Void one last time.
The walk back to the lake was fairly simple, seeing as I knew the way now, but I was still unsure about how the Chain Hanger would help me, especially considering his current state.
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The walk back to the lake was fairly simple, seeing as I knew the way now, but I was still unsure about how the Chain Hanger would help me, especially considering his current state.
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The search for the lake was a difficult one, especially due to the infinitely ever changing size of The Void. Still, myself and Sock eventually found the branch with a lake embedded in its wood.
The sight of the lake was like most things about the Great Will Tree, a sight to behold.
But...
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The sight of the lake was like most things about the Great Will Tree, a sight to behold.
But...
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December 7, 2025 at 5:12 PM
The search for the lake was a difficult one, especially due to the infinitely ever changing size of The Void. Still, myself and Sock eventually found the branch with a lake embedded in its wood.
The sight of the lake was like most things about the Great Will Tree, a sight to behold.
But...
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The sight of the lake was like most things about the Great Will Tree, a sight to behold.
But...
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For the whole of today, I've been experiencing a strange sensation.
Whenever I close my eyes, I see a vast lake embedded into the wood of a branch of the Great Will Tree.
Given the unusual nature of the Void, there must be a meaning to this. So, myself and Sock will seek out this place tomorrow.
Whenever I close my eyes, I see a vast lake embedded into the wood of a branch of the Great Will Tree.
Given the unusual nature of the Void, there must be a meaning to this. So, myself and Sock will seek out this place tomorrow.
December 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
For the whole of today, I've been experiencing a strange sensation.
Whenever I close my eyes, I see a vast lake embedded into the wood of a branch of the Great Will Tree.
Given the unusual nature of the Void, there must be a meaning to this. So, myself and Sock will seek out this place tomorrow.
Whenever I close my eyes, I see a vast lake embedded into the wood of a branch of the Great Will Tree.
Given the unusual nature of the Void, there must be a meaning to this. So, myself and Sock will seek out this place tomorrow.
For the past few days, Daisy has been avoiding me.
And I Can't blame her. Must be hard to even look at me, knowing my counterpart was the one who killed her partner. And even if I would never kill anyone, unlike the Chain Hanger, that doesn't change the fact that elements of him are within me.
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And I Can't blame her. Must be hard to even look at me, knowing my counterpart was the one who killed her partner. And even if I would never kill anyone, unlike the Chain Hanger, that doesn't change the fact that elements of him are within me.
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December 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
For the past few days, Daisy has been avoiding me.
And I Can't blame her. Must be hard to even look at me, knowing my counterpart was the one who killed her partner. And even if I would never kill anyone, unlike the Chain Hanger, that doesn't change the fact that elements of him are within me.
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And I Can't blame her. Must be hard to even look at me, knowing my counterpart was the one who killed her partner. And even if I would never kill anyone, unlike the Chain Hanger, that doesn't change the fact that elements of him are within me.
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Hello,
The Boss's secretary is here to give you today's status update on the office.
Due to the kraken constant attack on the island in the Pickle Leaf, we here at Sliced Bread Inc™ have taken the islanders through the door back into our office. Arrangements have been made to keep them safe.
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The Boss's secretary is here to give you today's status update on the office.
Due to the kraken constant attack on the island in the Pickle Leaf, we here at Sliced Bread Inc™ have taken the islanders through the door back into our office. Arrangements have been made to keep them safe.
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December 4, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Hello,
The Boss's secretary is here to give you today's status update on the office.
Due to the kraken constant attack on the island in the Pickle Leaf, we here at Sliced Bread Inc™ have taken the islanders through the door back into our office. Arrangements have been made to keep them safe.
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The Boss's secretary is here to give you today's status update on the office.
Due to the kraken constant attack on the island in the Pickle Leaf, we here at Sliced Bread Inc™ have taken the islanders through the door back into our office. Arrangements have been made to keep them safe.
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Today, Sock revealed the truth about how he knew about my counterpart, the Chain Hanger.
But let's start at the basics first. Each of Sock's counterparts are men of science, but each of them had different fields of interest before becoming the caretaker for the Great Will Tree.
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But let's start at the basics first. Each of Sock's counterparts are men of science, but each of them had different fields of interest before becoming the caretaker for the Great Will Tree.
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December 3, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Today, Sock revealed the truth about how he knew about my counterpart, the Chain Hanger.
But let's start at the basics first. Each of Sock's counterparts are men of science, but each of them had different fields of interest before becoming the caretaker for the Great Will Tree.
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But let's start at the basics first. Each of Sock's counterparts are men of science, but each of them had different fields of interest before becoming the caretaker for the Great Will Tree.
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There's a lot I need to process about today, some of which I still haven't fully wrapped my head around.
Starting sadly with the worst part. Meg attempted to take on the kraken with her Will Weapon, and lost badly.
I've been told she's currently recovering in the bed next to my comatose body.
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Starting sadly with the worst part. Meg attempted to take on the kraken with her Will Weapon, and lost badly.
I've been told she's currently recovering in the bed next to my comatose body.
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December 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
There's a lot I need to process about today, some of which I still haven't fully wrapped my head around.
Starting sadly with the worst part. Meg attempted to take on the kraken with her Will Weapon, and lost badly.
I've been told she's currently recovering in the bed next to my comatose body.
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Starting sadly with the worst part. Meg attempted to take on the kraken with her Will Weapon, and lost badly.
I've been told she's currently recovering in the bed next to my comatose body.
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Meg here on the update on the kraken. And I'm just going to start by saying everything is going f#!£ing terribly.
We've tried everything to shoo the monster from getting closer to the island. But nothing has worked so far.
And while we've made that hookshot gun, I'm doubting it will really help.
We've tried everything to shoo the monster from getting closer to the island. But nothing has worked so far.
And while we've made that hookshot gun, I'm doubting it will really help.
December 1, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Meg here on the update on the kraken. And I'm just going to start by saying everything is going f#!£ing terribly.
We've tried everything to shoo the monster from getting closer to the island. But nothing has worked so far.
And while we've made that hookshot gun, I'm doubting it will really help.
We've tried everything to shoo the monster from getting closer to the island. But nothing has worked so far.
And while we've made that hookshot gun, I'm doubting it will really help.
I've noticed a silly mistake I've made in yesterday's post. And I do apologise for it greatly.
Yesterday, I said The Steel Gunslinger and Hanger, when I meant to say The Chain Gunslinger and Hanger.
In my defence, it's because Pirate and Daisy mentioned both figures using steel chains.
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Yesterday, I said The Steel Gunslinger and Hanger, when I meant to say The Chain Gunslinger and Hanger.
In my defence, it's because Pirate and Daisy mentioned both figures using steel chains.
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November 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I've noticed a silly mistake I've made in yesterday's post. And I do apologise for it greatly.
Yesterday, I said The Steel Gunslinger and Hanger, when I meant to say The Chain Gunslinger and Hanger.
In my defence, it's because Pirate and Daisy mentioned both figures using steel chains.
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Yesterday, I said The Steel Gunslinger and Hanger, when I meant to say The Chain Gunslinger and Hanger.
In my defence, it's because Pirate and Daisy mentioned both figures using steel chains.
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Noticed Daisy was acting distant this morning, and decided to ask the kobold what was up.
Since yesterday she has been lingering on Pirate's story about the Steel Gunslinger. Or rather on just the first part of the name.
She sadly knows someone in her Leaf with the title The Steel Hanger.
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Since yesterday she has been lingering on Pirate's story about the Steel Gunslinger. Or rather on just the first part of the name.
She sadly knows someone in her Leaf with the title The Steel Hanger.
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November 29, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Noticed Daisy was acting distant this morning, and decided to ask the kobold what was up.
Since yesterday she has been lingering on Pirate's story about the Steel Gunslinger. Or rather on just the first part of the name.
She sadly knows someone in her Leaf with the title The Steel Hanger.
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Since yesterday she has been lingering on Pirate's story about the Steel Gunslinger. Or rather on just the first part of the name.
She sadly knows someone in her Leaf with the title The Steel Hanger.
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After hearing about the kraken problem getting worse, I felt that I needed to do something on my side, even if I'm still stuck in the Void.
I first thought to ask Daisy for advice, seeing as she is a monster hunter back in her Leaf.
And while the kobold had dealt with krakens before...
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I first thought to ask Daisy for advice, seeing as she is a monster hunter back in her Leaf.
And while the kobold had dealt with krakens before...
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November 28, 2025 at 4:32 PM
After hearing about the kraken problem getting worse, I felt that I needed to do something on my side, even if I'm still stuck in the Void.
I first thought to ask Daisy for advice, seeing as she is a monster hunter back in her Leaf.
And while the kobold had dealt with krakens before...
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I first thought to ask Daisy for advice, seeing as she is a monster hunter back in her Leaf.
And while the kobold had dealt with krakens before...
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Meg here, for the important non Void stuff going on.
And something really important and sadly bad is happening in the Pickle Leaf.
The kraken has gotten closer to the island. Like, really close.
Captain Bone and Stone Head are both currently discussing why it would do this and what to do next.
And something really important and sadly bad is happening in the Pickle Leaf.
The kraken has gotten closer to the island. Like, really close.
Captain Bone and Stone Head are both currently discussing why it would do this and what to do next.
November 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Meg here, for the important non Void stuff going on.
And something really important and sadly bad is happening in the Pickle Leaf.
The kraken has gotten closer to the island. Like, really close.
Captain Bone and Stone Head are both currently discussing why it would do this and what to do next.
And something really important and sadly bad is happening in the Pickle Leaf.
The kraken has gotten closer to the island. Like, really close.
Captain Bone and Stone Head are both currently discussing why it would do this and what to do next.
Sock explained more to me about the mysterious wooden puppet ROF who I had the 'delight' of meeting yesterday.
The long and short of it, he's a trickster god-like being who somehow is able to travel between Leafs.
His intentions are unknown, but his legends tend to always go the same way.
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The long and short of it, he's a trickster god-like being who somehow is able to travel between Leafs.
His intentions are unknown, but his legends tend to always go the same way.
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November 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Sock explained more to me about the mysterious wooden puppet ROF who I had the 'delight' of meeting yesterday.
The long and short of it, he's a trickster god-like being who somehow is able to travel between Leafs.
His intentions are unknown, but his legends tend to always go the same way.
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The long and short of it, he's a trickster god-like being who somehow is able to travel between Leafs.
His intentions are unknown, but his legends tend to always go the same way.
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The higher ups of Sliced Bread Inc™ asked me to attempt something that I wasn't quite happy to do. But I can't go against direct orders.
They wanted to see if I could influence the merging of Pickle Leaf with Bread Leaf. Either to reverse it or to haste it.
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They wanted to see if I could influence the merging of Pickle Leaf with Bread Leaf. Either to reverse it or to haste it.
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November 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
The higher ups of Sliced Bread Inc™ asked me to attempt something that I wasn't quite happy to do. But I can't go against direct orders.
They wanted to see if I could influence the merging of Pickle Leaf with Bread Leaf. Either to reverse it or to haste it.
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They wanted to see if I could influence the merging of Pickle Leaf with Bread Leaf. Either to reverse it or to haste it.
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Was curious about one of the Sock's counterpart, nicknamed Pirate, due to his nautical appearance.
I wonder if he was perhaps from the Pickle Leaf.
Answer was no. But his Leaf does also have talkative skeletons.
Then Daisy asked us how can a skeleton talk with no vocal cord. We both didn't know how.
I wonder if he was perhaps from the Pickle Leaf.
Answer was no. But his Leaf does also have talkative skeletons.
Then Daisy asked us how can a skeleton talk with no vocal cord. We both didn't know how.
November 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Was curious about one of the Sock's counterpart, nicknamed Pirate, due to his nautical appearance.
I wonder if he was perhaps from the Pickle Leaf.
Answer was no. But his Leaf does also have talkative skeletons.
Then Daisy asked us how can a skeleton talk with no vocal cord. We both didn't know how.
I wonder if he was perhaps from the Pickle Leaf.
Answer was no. But his Leaf does also have talkative skeletons.
Then Daisy asked us how can a skeleton talk with no vocal cord. We both didn't know how.
Because there are 12 of us currently in the pub (Sock's and his Counterparts, Daisy and Me). Bartender decided to host a Mahjong tournament today.
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I won, and victory did feel nice. But, I am starting to miss everyone back home.
Shame that there's not an easy way to wake up from a coma.
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I won, and victory did feel nice. But, I am starting to miss everyone back home.
Shame that there's not an easy way to wake up from a coma.
November 23, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Because there are 12 of us currently in the pub (Sock's and his Counterparts, Daisy and Me). Bartender decided to host a Mahjong tournament today.
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I won, and victory did feel nice. But, I am starting to miss everyone back home.
Shame that there's not an easy way to wake up from a coma.
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I won, and victory did feel nice. But, I am starting to miss everyone back home.
Shame that there's not an easy way to wake up from a coma.
Not much happened today in the Void. But I did learn a bit about Daisy, the kobold from the Fae Leaf.
In her world, she is a part of a group called The Society. A long time ago the group was known as The Society of Monster Hunters, but nowadays they do more than just that.
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In her world, she is a part of a group called The Society. A long time ago the group was known as The Society of Monster Hunters, but nowadays they do more than just that.
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November 22, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Not much happened today in the Void. But I did learn a bit about Daisy, the kobold from the Fae Leaf.
In her world, she is a part of a group called The Society. A long time ago the group was known as The Society of Monster Hunters, but nowadays they do more than just that.
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In her world, she is a part of a group called The Society. A long time ago the group was known as The Society of Monster Hunters, but nowadays they do more than just that.
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Meg here, to update on what's up in the office.
After our social media manager discovered the existence of the Egg Leaf, we all turned the office upside down trying to find a f#!@ing doorway to it.
No luck so far.
I do wonder what this other world is like.
Hope it's sci-fi.
After our social media manager discovered the existence of the Egg Leaf, we all turned the office upside down trying to find a f#!@ing doorway to it.
No luck so far.
I do wonder what this other world is like.
Hope it's sci-fi.
November 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Meg here, to update on what's up in the office.
After our social media manager discovered the existence of the Egg Leaf, we all turned the office upside down trying to find a f#!@ing doorway to it.
No luck so far.
I do wonder what this other world is like.
Hope it's sci-fi.
After our social media manager discovered the existence of the Egg Leaf, we all turned the office upside down trying to find a f#!@ing doorway to it.
No luck so far.
I do wonder what this other world is like.
Hope it's sci-fi.
It's strange to see your whole world distilled into a single leaf, doubly strange to see the other worlds you've been to also as leafs. Yet here I am looking at it.
First, to catch up, Sock took me on a walk through the Void, promising to give me exactly what I need to see.
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First, to catch up, Sock took me on a walk through the Void, promising to give me exactly what I need to see.
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November 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
It's strange to see your whole world distilled into a single leaf, doubly strange to see the other worlds you've been to also as leafs. Yet here I am looking at it.
First, to catch up, Sock took me on a walk through the Void, promising to give me exactly what I need to see.
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First, to catch up, Sock took me on a walk through the Void, promising to give me exactly what I need to see.
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