Ladies, if your husband tells you he'll do something around the house, he will. You needn't ask him every six months

I feel seen

Be soft.
Do not let the world make you hard.
Do not let the pain make you hate.
Do not let the bitterness steal your sweetness.
Take pride that even though the rest of the world may disagree,
you still believe it to be a beautiful place.

Iain Thomas

At some point during cremation, you're perfectly cooked

A list of bands in order of efficacy:

3. Placebo
2. The Cure
1. Prevention

Metal: Everything sucks, but I have my rage.
Punk: Everything sucks, but I'll focus my anger.
Rap: Everything sucks, but I know how to survive.
Folk: Everything sucks, but there is beauty.
Ska: Everything sucks, let's ignore it.
Emo: Everything sucks, and I miss you.