Call me Tim
@slimjimtx.bsky.social
I’m kind to humans and animals and I am a raging knucklehead. I occasionally joke around. I changed my avatar to the very distinguished Panda Man.
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I have disabled all DMs. Just interact with me publicly.
I have to say “Gimme Shelter.” It’s a banger.
November 23, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I have to say “Gimme Shelter.” It’s a banger.
This would be really funny with the sound of an accordion playing. Maybe I’m just weird.
November 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
This would be really funny with the sound of an accordion playing. Maybe I’m just weird.
I think he’s really funny. I just like him. I don’t know if it’s the content or the delivery. Probably both, but whatever he’s doing works.
November 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I think he’s really funny. I just like him. I don’t know if it’s the content or the delivery. Probably both, but whatever he’s doing works.
Have you considered Pink Floyd? Just a suggestion.
November 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Have you considered Pink Floyd? Just a suggestion.
There are no term limits for Texas governor. I was going to say something mean, but I’m editing myself.
November 21, 2025 at 8:51 AM
There are no term limits for Texas governor. I was going to say something mean, but I’m editing myself.
Next November is the gubernatorial election in Texas.
November 21, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Next November is the gubernatorial election in Texas.
Sorry I missed this yesterday. Happy birthday! I got ten years on you, almost eleven! 😬
November 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Sorry I missed this yesterday. Happy birthday! I got ten years on you, almost eleven! 😬
There’s an aphorism that “pigs get fed, but hogs get slaughtered.”
November 20, 2025 at 7:40 PM
There’s an aphorism that “pigs get fed, but hogs get slaughtered.”
“Wish You Were Here,” for sure. I want it played at my funeral as a hilarious joke for both that will probably attend.
November 20, 2025 at 2:40 PM
“Wish You Were Here,” for sure. I want it played at my funeral as a hilarious joke for both that will probably attend.
The Beatles and The Rolling Stones have some bangers, in case that helps.
November 20, 2025 at 7:58 AM
The Beatles and The Rolling Stones have some bangers, in case that helps.
Precisely. It’s a pejorative tell at that. It’s also grammatically incorrect. Democrat is a noun and Democratic is an adjective.
November 19, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Precisely. It’s a pejorative tell at that. It’s also grammatically incorrect. Democrat is a noun and Democratic is an adjective.
I was always told to wash sharp knives by hand, especially if they have wooden handles since they can warp in the dishwasher. However, this is a good tip. Haha! 😛
November 19, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I was always told to wash sharp knives by hand, especially if they have wooden handles since they can warp in the dishwasher. However, this is a good tip. Haha! 😛
You beat me to it. It’s the first one that occurred to me. 👍
November 19, 2025 at 9:11 PM
You beat me to it. It’s the first one that occurred to me. 👍
Your dreams are significantly more interesting than mine. One recurring dream of mine is that my glasses get knocked off the table to the floor and I step on them after I wake up. Not exactly exciting stuff. 😛
November 19, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Your dreams are significantly more interesting than mine. One recurring dream of mine is that my glasses get knocked off the table to the floor and I step on them after I wake up. Not exactly exciting stuff. 😛
How about “The Promise” by When in Rome?
November 19, 2025 at 7:03 AM
How about “The Promise” by When in Rome?
For fun, I searched “constitution toilet paper.” The first result is for Amazon. I didn’t dig any further. I’m not a journalist. I just thought that it’s interesting that a product could exist that would allow someone literally to wipe their ass with the constitution.
November 19, 2025 at 4:39 AM
For fun, I searched “constitution toilet paper.” The first result is for Amazon. I didn’t dig any further. I’m not a journalist. I just thought that it’s interesting that a product could exist that would allow someone literally to wipe their ass with the constitution.
I guess they went to Jared.
November 18, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I guess they went to Jared.
That’s pretty awesome! I really wish I could draw anything more complex than a stick figure. 😀
November 18, 2025 at 9:41 PM
That’s pretty awesome! I really wish I could draw anything more complex than a stick figure. 😀
One that I loved back in the day was “The Seven Cities of Gold” on C64. That was fun.
November 18, 2025 at 5:09 AM
One that I loved back in the day was “The Seven Cities of Gold” on C64. That was fun.
We have them down here. 😉
November 18, 2025 at 3:37 AM
We have them down here. 😉
That’s true. I know it’s not the Carolinas, but, my wife and I were in Memphis, walking down Beale St. and she asked a cop where we could find beef ribs. He said, “Get in your car and drive about 900 miles that way to Dallas.” We had a good laugh about that.
November 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
That’s true. I know it’s not the Carolinas, but, my wife and I were in Memphis, walking down Beale St. and she asked a cop where we could find beef ribs. He said, “Get in your car and drive about 900 miles that way to Dallas.” We had a good laugh about that.