I've spent the day begging people to be kind, to not let me say something that ruins everything--insurance agent, police, the body shop guy--and they just stare at me while I talk & talk & talk. And now I look crazy as I feel because I accidentally slammed a car door on my head and it's bleeding.

I know it's random happenstance. An urban deer crossing the road when it felt like it. But the end result is so perfectly timed to shatter a day I felt good about myself that I can't let go

Jesus Christ, you're a machine (who deserves rest when this is done)

The things cats do for heat! Ours has turned into a caterpillar, pressed up against the freezing door because it's near one of our stronger vents

I'm picking up a phone and smashing the buttons --- "GET ME AMAZON! I'VE SOLVED THEIR JAMES BOND PROBLEM!"

Dodder is a personal favorite. The time lapse reveals the stalking of a predatory animal

I loved Bookworm so much. It had a great sense of tension. Building up combos of diamond tiles as red ones scorched to the bottom of the screen; felt like the earth would split in half whether you succeeded or failed

"Who is more free? Us, who frolic amongst the insulation, or the Tallman, constrained to one of four movies made before 1995? Let us find out."

Have you checked any large panes of reflective glass in your house to see if they're a two-way mirror? I feel like you're being observed in some kind of behavioral study

The I in caint is a load-bearing pillar for 90% of the experience