Kyle
@slinkydogdad.bsky.social
Husband to Melissa. Dad to Slinky and Maple. Addicted to a bunch of teams that bring me nothing but disappointment.
Old man Rivers still got it?
December 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Old man Rivers still got it?
There is something deeply wrong with Ben Higgins 🤨
December 17, 2025 at 5:19 PM
There is something deeply wrong with Ben Higgins 🤨
Yu Darvish might be the most honorable person to ever play in MLB. It is a privilege to have him associated with our team in any capacity. Anyone saying otherwise needs to STFU immediately.
Begging people to PLEASE stop saying the word “honorable” when discussing Yu Darvish and his contract.
December 17, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Yu Darvish might be the most honorable person to ever play in MLB. It is a privilege to have him associated with our team in any capacity. Anyone saying otherwise needs to STFU immediately.
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This is good and you should read it.
It’s December, so it’s Battle of San Pasqual time in this household
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December 16, 2025 at 6:09 PM
This is good and you should read it.
One school in our city gets shit handed to them because sports (even tho it’s the worst brand you’ve ever seen). Meanwhile, my beloved Tritons are out here recreating the sun.
California is leading the nation in fusion energy research and development.
Attracting investments in this emerging clean energy source helps achieve our climate goals, generates $1.4B+ for our economy per year, and puts us at the forefront of another industry of the future.
Attracting investments in this emerging clean energy source helps achieve our climate goals, generates $1.4B+ for our economy per year, and puts us at the forefront of another industry of the future.
December 15, 2025 at 10:22 PM
One school in our city gets shit handed to them because sports (even tho it’s the worst brand you’ve ever seen). Meanwhile, my beloved Tritons are out here recreating the sun.
It’s like the opposite of that Onion headline, “Country where this rarely happens, takes swift action to ensure it happens even less.” Must be nice.
The latest on Bondi Beach terrorist attack:
At least 15 people were killed and 27 remain hospitalized. The victims were between 10 and 87 yrs old.
Australia's PM has announced plans to strengthen the country's already tough gun laws with new measures that will restrict who gets a license.
At least 15 people were killed and 27 remain hospitalized. The victims were between 10 and 87 yrs old.
Australia's PM has announced plans to strengthen the country's already tough gun laws with new measures that will restrict who gets a license.
December 15, 2025 at 2:38 PM
It’s like the opposite of that Onion headline, “Country where this rarely happens, takes swift action to ensure it happens even less.” Must be nice.
Deandre Ayton deciding he’s tough while playing the Suns is laughable
December 15, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Deandre Ayton deciding he’s tough while playing the Suns is laughable
A Philip Rivers who is physically unable to throw it 50 yards for an interception might honestly be the best version of himself.
December 14, 2025 at 10:48 PM
A Philip Rivers who is physically unable to throw it 50 yards for an interception might honestly be the best version of himself.
Watching Philip Rivers play NFL football in 2025 is wild
December 14, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Watching Philip Rivers play NFL football in 2025 is wild
Give Jordan Ott Coach of the Year right now! Suns of the last two years mentally folded under far better circumstances. This team does not quit.
Final: PHX 108, MIN 105
Williams: 22 Pts, 7 Reb, 2 Stl, 7-9 FG
Gillespie: 19-6-4, 6-15 FG
Brooks: 18 Pts, 7-20 FG, 2-8 3P
Edwards: 40 Pts, 9 Reb, 15-21 FG
REALLY impressive win without Devin Booker and Jalen Green
Williams: 22 Pts, 7 Reb, 2 Stl, 7-9 FG
Gillespie: 19-6-4, 6-15 FG
Brooks: 18 Pts, 7-20 FG, 2-8 3P
Edwards: 40 Pts, 9 Reb, 15-21 FG
REALLY impressive win without Devin Booker and Jalen Green
December 9, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Give Jordan Ott Coach of the Year right now! Suns of the last two years mentally folded under far better circumstances. This team does not quit.
Definitely totally equivalent to the Nobel.
December 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Definitely totally equivalent to the Nobel.
Someone want to explain to me why @espn.com is all but celebrating the return of a player to the VGK who, tho not convicted, was credibly accused enough of sexual assault that he was suspended almost 2 years by the NHL?
December 3, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Someone want to explain to me why @espn.com is all but celebrating the return of a player to the VGK who, tho not convicted, was credibly accused enough of sexual assault that he was suspended almost 2 years by the NHL?
Lost so bad they gave Bronny 5 minutes of game time 😂
If the Suns win this game with no Booker in the 2nd half, LeBron gotta retire tonight. I don’t make the rules.
December 2, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Lost so bad they gave Bronny 5 minutes of game time 😂
Lakers pregame and broadcast was hyping him up so hard at beginning of game and I just kept yelling at the tv, “This is the same player he’s always been!”
Deandre Ayton passing out with nothing between him and the rim except a 6'3" guard is his signature move
December 2, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Lakers pregame and broadcast was hyping him up so hard at beginning of game and I just kept yelling at the tv, “This is the same player he’s always been!”
If the Suns win this game with no Booker in the 2nd half, LeBron gotta retire tonight. I don’t make the rules.
December 2, 2025 at 4:36 AM
If the Suns win this game with no Booker in the 2nd half, LeBron gotta retire tonight. I don’t make the rules.
Ah yes, the inevitable Devin Booker groin/hamstring injury that pops every year. See you in January, Book.
December 2, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Ah yes, the inevitable Devin Booker groin/hamstring injury that pops every year. See you in January, Book.
Gerald AND Lindsey make a return?!? Oh hell yeah. Turn that shit up.
For the 1st episode of the @sunsafterdark.bsky.social, you KNOW I had to reunite with @lindseysmithaz.bsky.social!
We talked about the Suns' surprise start, the movies (and one trash TV show) we've been watching...and yes, the tea on getting fired by our former employer: bit.ly/3MaH8z4
We talked about the Suns' surprise start, the movies (and one trash TV show) we've been watching...and yes, the tea on getting fired by our former employer: bit.ly/3MaH8z4
Episode 1: Surprising Suns & Getting Fired (with guest Lindsey Smith) | Suns After Dark: A Phoenix Suns Pod Site
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December 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Gerald AND Lindsey make a return?!? Oh hell yeah. Turn that shit up.
Well that was disappointing. If Sam is gonna transfer, we’re gonna need a new QB1 next year.
We fightin in the desert! Forks all the way up! #SunDevils #TerritorialCup
November 29, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Well that was disappointing. If Sam is gonna transfer, we’re gonna need a new QB1 next year.
We fightin in the desert! Forks all the way up! #SunDevils #TerritorialCup
November 29, 2025 at 3:18 AM
We fightin in the desert! Forks all the way up! #SunDevils #TerritorialCup
When mom says, “Pies ready!” #Thanksgiving #Slinky 🌭 🤎
November 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
When mom says, “Pies ready!” #Thanksgiving #Slinky 🌭 🤎
Goodbye Dylan. Enjoy Canada. I won’t miss repeated interviews about your bees, your mustache, or your poetry. And definitely not you shaking your head on the mound for the fourth consecutive batter.
November 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Goodbye Dylan. Enjoy Canada. I won’t miss repeated interviews about your bees, your mustache, or your poetry. And definitely not you shaking your head on the mound for the fourth consecutive batter.
So not retiring? Lol, wtf?
November 26, 2025 at 7:50 PM
So not retiring? Lol, wtf?
On to the next round! Is SDFC the greatest franchise in San Diego history? Many are saying!
November 25, 2025 at 5:16 AM
On to the next round! Is SDFC the greatest franchise in San Diego history? Many are saying!
Minnesota is a hockey state. Let’s go SDFC 😤 #MLSPlayoffs
November 25, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Minnesota is a hockey state. Let’s go SDFC 😤 #MLSPlayoffs
CollHIM Gillespie!!! This Suns team is a wild fuckin ride every night but they got 10x the heart they had at any point in the “Big 3” era.
November 22, 2025 at 4:46 AM
CollHIM Gillespie!!! This Suns team is a wild fuckin ride every night but they got 10x the heart they had at any point in the “Big 3” era.