Royal Tenenbaum
@royaltenenbaum69.bsky.social
No brains, no headache
Sweater guy
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This remains the worst movie i have ever seen. Upon completion, I requested a brick to smash by brain in with.
"But have you ever seen--"
Let me stop you right there. Singular experience, cannot be repeated or topped. Please enjoy/loathe your own worst movie.
"But have you ever seen--"
Let me stop you right there. Singular experience, cannot be repeated or topped. Please enjoy/loathe your own worst movie.
Dec 20th - Serial killer, Jack Frost, was being transferred for his execution when the van crashed into a chemical truck. The chemicals dissolved Jack's body, causing him to fuse with the snow. Discovered by the police the next day
📽️📅 Jack Frost (1997)
📽️📅 Jack Frost (1997)
December 20, 2025 at 4:05 PM
This remains the worst movie i have ever seen. Upon completion, I requested a brick to smash by brain in with.
"But have you ever seen--"
Let me stop you right there. Singular experience, cannot be repeated or topped. Please enjoy/loathe your own worst movie.
"But have you ever seen--"
Let me stop you right there. Singular experience, cannot be repeated or topped. Please enjoy/loathe your own worst movie.
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I remember watching Jake Paul fight Tyson immediately after the election in 2024 and thinking an inability to laugh Paul out of the ring was a great example of the rot in America that led to Trump coming back, it was good to see Anthony Joshua do that. It felt like the culture starting to shift back
December 20, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I remember watching Jake Paul fight Tyson immediately after the election in 2024 and thinking an inability to laugh Paul out of the ring was a great example of the rot in America that led to Trump coming back, it was good to see Anthony Joshua do that. It felt like the culture starting to shift back
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3yo: “daddy’s phone is in his pocket!”
me: “that’s true!”
3yo: “why isn’t mummy’s phone in her pocket?”
me: “… buckle up, kiddo, we’re gonna discuss five hundred years of fashion and misogyny”
me: “that’s true!”
3yo: “why isn’t mummy’s phone in her pocket?”
me: “… buckle up, kiddo, we’re gonna discuss five hundred years of fashion and misogyny”
December 20, 2025 at 8:47 AM
3yo: “daddy’s phone is in his pocket!”
me: “that’s true!”
3yo: “why isn’t mummy’s phone in her pocket?”
me: “… buckle up, kiddo, we’re gonna discuss five hundred years of fashion and misogyny”
me: “that’s true!”
3yo: “why isn’t mummy’s phone in her pocket?”
me: “… buckle up, kiddo, we’re gonna discuss five hundred years of fashion and misogyny”
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And yes; I vaccinated several people who said “this is the first vaccine I’ve ever gotten.” Was I a dickhead? NO of course not, I thanked them!! Told them I was so proud of them. Told them their loved ones must be so grateful.
if you’re unvaxxed and reading this, we won’t be mean. We’ll be happy.
if you’re unvaxxed and reading this, we won’t be mean. We’ll be happy.
December 20, 2025 at 3:36 AM
And yes; I vaccinated several people who said “this is the first vaccine I’ve ever gotten.” Was I a dickhead? NO of course not, I thanked them!! Told them I was so proud of them. Told them their loved ones must be so grateful.
if you’re unvaxxed and reading this, we won’t be mean. We’ll be happy.
if you’re unvaxxed and reading this, we won’t be mean. We’ll be happy.
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Simmons, Fultz, Okafor, Michael Carter Williams, Embiid. I can only imagine that Embiid would have been the consensus GOAT with 5 straight MVPs/titles had the IT FOLLOWS creature not been feeding on him constantly his entire career
December 20, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Simmons, Fultz, Okafor, Michael Carter Williams, Embiid. I can only imagine that Embiid would have been the consensus GOAT with 5 straight MVPs/titles had the IT FOLLOWS creature not been feeding on him constantly his entire career
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I dont believe in supernatural karma or curses, but the combined fates of all the high draft picks acquired during The Process does feel like something from a modern indie horror film
It's wild that Ben Simmons is just out of the NBA now. It was only three years ago that he was traded for James Harden, like that's how fast he evaporated.
December 20, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I dont believe in supernatural karma or curses, but the combined fates of all the high draft picks acquired during The Process does feel like something from a modern indie horror film
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The year is almost over, which means it's about that time...
The 6th edition of the Japanuary Challenge is officially live on @letterboxd.social 🫶
I can't wait to dig into and discuss Japanese cinema with you all again!
"Japanuary Challenge 2026 🇯🇵”, my list: boxd.it/QNiBQ
The 6th edition of the Japanuary Challenge is officially live on @letterboxd.social 🫶
I can't wait to dig into and discuss Japanese cinema with you all again!
"Japanuary Challenge 2026 🇯🇵”, my list: boxd.it/QNiBQ
Japanuary Challenge 2026 🇯🇵
Welcome, friends, to the sixth annual Japanuary Challenge on Letterboxd! What began as a way to explore and celebrate Japanese cinema together has become a cherished January tradition for film lovers ...
boxd.it
December 19, 2025 at 11:32 PM
The year is almost over, which means it's about that time...
The 6th edition of the Japanuary Challenge is officially live on @letterboxd.social 🫶
I can't wait to dig into and discuss Japanese cinema with you all again!
"Japanuary Challenge 2026 🇯🇵”, my list: boxd.it/QNiBQ
The 6th edition of the Japanuary Challenge is officially live on @letterboxd.social 🫶
I can't wait to dig into and discuss Japanese cinema with you all again!
"Japanuary Challenge 2026 🇯🇵”, my list: boxd.it/QNiBQ
Fuck yeah. I am working from home with no guests and no travel plans that day. Hook 12 hours of basketball straight to my veins.
just realized we are less than one (1) week away from NBA Christmas. The Basketball Gods are merciful
December 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Fuck yeah. I am working from home with no guests and no travel plans that day. Hook 12 hours of basketball straight to my veins.
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Anytime I see someone complaining about officiating, but especially someone complaining about it every night.
December 19, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Anytime I see someone complaining about officiating, but especially someone complaining about it every night.
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The law of the conservation of vibes has a corollary which is the chud tax, and that’s what came due for the Rams tonight.
December 19, 2025 at 5:09 AM
The law of the conservation of vibes has a corollary which is the chud tax, and that’s what came due for the Rams tonight.
Suuuuuuunnnnnssssssss
December 19, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Suuuuuuunnnnnssssssss
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DJ Rodney Bangerfield
December 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
DJ Rodney Bangerfield
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I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Kennedy Center.
December 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Kennedy Center.
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I don’t know how it works at the New York Times, but my editors at The Guardian would never let me publish this if they knew that I was one of the elites who spent time with Epstein. And if I published it without telling them, I would be out of a job.
December 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I don’t know how it works at the New York Times, but my editors at The Guardian would never let me publish this if they knew that I was one of the elites who spent time with Epstein. And if I published it without telling them, I would be out of a job.
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Gift link, probably the funniest thing the Wall Street Journal has done this year.
We Let AI Run Our Office Vending Machine. It Lost Hundreds of Dollars.
An AI agent ran a snack operation in the WSJ newsroom. It gave away a free PlayStation, ordered a live fish—and taught us lessons about the future of AI.
www.wsj.com
December 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Gift link, probably the funniest thing the Wall Street Journal has done this year.
Resigned myself to the fact that Rian Johnson is a good dude whose work I enjoy 25-50% less than most of my peers
Rian Johnson bringing his own copy of RAVENOUS to put onto the Criterion Collection shelf is probably the best thing that’s going to happen to me this week. youtu.be/U2plMSuOgrI
December 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Resigned myself to the fact that Rian Johnson is a good dude whose work I enjoy 25-50% less than most of my peers
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Puttin’ the trans in transit
December 18, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Puttin’ the trans in transit
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free transit gender freedom
🤝
F M Swap
🤝
F M Swap
December 18, 2025 at 3:02 AM
free transit gender freedom
🤝
F M Swap
🤝
F M Swap
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Is the MTA making merch with the F M Swap icon cause they should be
December 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Is the MTA making merch with the F M Swap icon cause they should be
Bacurau back on the Criterion Channel is tremendous news.
Kleber Mendoça Filho is a fabulously imaginative and earthy filmmaker
Kleber Mendoça Filho is a fabulously imaginative and earthy filmmaker
The Criterion Channel’s January 2026 lineup features Paul Thomas Anderson, Kleber Mendoça Filho, Terence Stamp, Brian De Palma, Hlynur Pálmason, Maya Deren, Albert Brooks, and much more.
The Criterion Channel’s January Lineup Features Paul Thomas Anderson, Kleber Mendoça Filho, Terence Stamp & More
Next month's lineup on the Criterion Channel has been unveiled, featuring a pair of Paul Thomas Anderson films (Boogie Nights and Phantom Threads), The Secret Agent director Kleber Mendoça Filho's Nei...
thefilmstage.com
December 17, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Bacurau back on the Criterion Channel is tremendous news.
Kleber Mendoça Filho is a fabulously imaginative and earthy filmmaker
Kleber Mendoça Filho is a fabulously imaginative and earthy filmmaker
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Sometimes when the news feels too heavy I go onto my lightroom catalog and search for sunset. Here’s one from 2022
December 17, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Sometimes when the news feels too heavy I go onto my lightroom catalog and search for sunset. Here’s one from 2022
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We’ve lost Gil Gerard.
Your Gen X friends are not okay.
Your Gen X friends are not okay.
a man laying down with the year 2009 on the bottom right
ALT: a man laying down with the year 2009 on the bottom right
media.tenor.com
December 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
We’ve lost Gil Gerard.
Your Gen X friends are not okay.
Your Gen X friends are not okay.
"The Ax" by Donald Westlake is a fantastic novel and it's crazy to me that it has not had an English language adaptation. Really looking forward to Park Chan-wook's take on it, No Other Choice.
December 17, 2025 at 2:01 AM
"The Ax" by Donald Westlake is a fantastic novel and it's crazy to me that it has not had an English language adaptation. Really looking forward to Park Chan-wook's take on it, No Other Choice.
Now seated for The Secret Agent
December 16, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Now seated for The Secret Agent