@slizabee.bsky.social
Fandom grandma. Teacher. Disability rights advocate, even if they don't think I am. Fucking exhausted.
It is incredibly satisfying to find the proof that someone else fucked up and not you when it's been put on you to fix it. It is even more satisfying to receive a phone call indicating the director of HR is involved to hold those people accountable and fix it.
August 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
It is incredibly satisfying to find the proof that someone else fucked up and not you when it's been put on you to fix it. It is even more satisfying to receive a phone call indicating the director of HR is involved to hold those people accountable and fix it.
That neurodivergent moment of "I know I'm either cold, hot, thirsty, hungry, understimulated, overstimulated, tired, or sick, but I don't know which it is so I'll just keep throwing things at the wall until something sticks."
Nothing has stuck. My next move is to chug a 12oz HEB Gatorade.
Nothing has stuck. My next move is to chug a 12oz HEB Gatorade.
June 20, 2025 at 11:51 PM
That neurodivergent moment of "I know I'm either cold, hot, thirsty, hungry, understimulated, overstimulated, tired, or sick, but I don't know which it is so I'll just keep throwing things at the wall until something sticks."
Nothing has stuck. My next move is to chug a 12oz HEB Gatorade.
Nothing has stuck. My next move is to chug a 12oz HEB Gatorade.
If you can handle wrestlers changing their in-ring names from promotion to promotion, you can understand and use the correct names and pronouns for transgender people.
June 19, 2025 at 12:55 AM
If you can handle wrestlers changing their in-ring names from promotion to promotion, you can understand and use the correct names and pronouns for transgender people.
Moving states is annoying because there are a lot of problems with the "your account cannot be fully activated until you log in via the district's WiFi for security reasons" and "you must view these documents to sign some paperwork" and "you live literally 1k miles away" Catch 22.
June 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Moving states is annoying because there are a lot of problems with the "your account cannot be fully activated until you log in via the district's WiFi for security reasons" and "you must view these documents to sign some paperwork" and "you live literally 1k miles away" Catch 22.
When I woke up on the morning of November 6th, 2024, I listed off all the places, people, communities that would be gone. The lives that would be irrevocably shattered. Watching it happen in real time is a new level of horror.
June 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
When I woke up on the morning of November 6th, 2024, I listed off all the places, people, communities that would be gone. The lives that would be irrevocably shattered. Watching it happen in real time is a new level of horror.
The sheer fury of being forced to watch the clock tick down to 5pm eastern in a staff meeting about changes that will happy next year, when I will be living in a completely different state, leading me to have no option to call for help for this fucked up certification website, is immeasurable.
May 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
The sheer fury of being forced to watch the clock tick down to 5pm eastern in a staff meeting about changes that will happy next year, when I will be living in a completely different state, leading me to have no option to call for help for this fucked up certification website, is immeasurable.
One of my favorite parts of the internet is disabled adults providing recommendations that work FOR THEM so I can recommend those strategies or resources to my students. Accessibility or bust.
May 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
One of my favorite parts of the internet is disabled adults providing recommendations that work FOR THEM so I can recommend those strategies or resources to my students. Accessibility or bust.
The idea that the universe is 13.2 some odd billion years old and Earth isn't even 5 billion years old gives me hope that the next 8 weeks aren't going to be as long as I fear they'll be.
May 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
The idea that the universe is 13.2 some odd billion years old and Earth isn't even 5 billion years old gives me hope that the next 8 weeks aren't going to be as long as I fear they'll be.
The problem with an anxiety disorder is that I have severe anxiety about not being able to sleep, and if I take my anti-anxiety medication too early in the afternoon it'll wake me up an hour early so I won't sleep. So here I am, suffering until 8pm when I can take it. Gah. Brain broken.
April 28, 2025 at 11:22 PM
The problem with an anxiety disorder is that I have severe anxiety about not being able to sleep, and if I take my anti-anxiety medication too early in the afternoon it'll wake me up an hour early so I won't sleep. So here I am, suffering until 8pm when I can take it. Gah. Brain broken.
So that side hustle of being a special education advocate and tutor is looking more and more like it's going to be necessary as opposed to funsies...
April 7, 2025 at 11:21 PM
So that side hustle of being a special education advocate and tutor is looking more and more like it's going to be necessary as opposed to funsies...
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Fall Out Boy released Sugar, We're Going Down on this day two decades ago.
April 4, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Fall Out Boy released Sugar, We're Going Down on this day two decades ago.
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PSA: I deeply despise those hyper manufactured chalky mass produced monstrosities that come in those loud plastic containers that call themselves frosted sugar cookies.
March 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
PSA: I deeply despise those hyper manufactured chalky mass produced monstrosities that come in those loud plastic containers that call themselves frosted sugar cookies.
*crawls across the ground, throws myself prostrate at its feet*: Please...come back to me. I promise I'll do my best.I never understood why you left, but I'll do whatever it takes to make sure you never leave again. Just tell me what you need from me.
My motivation and ability to write: Who are you?
My motivation and ability to write: Who are you?
March 19, 2025 at 12:00 AM
*crawls across the ground, throws myself prostrate at its feet*: Please...come back to me. I promise I'll do my best.I never understood why you left, but I'll do whatever it takes to make sure you never leave again. Just tell me what you need from me.
My motivation and ability to write: Who are you?
My motivation and ability to write: Who are you?
Hangman and HBK fucked and produced Clark Connors
March 2, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Hangman and HBK fucked and produced Clark Connors
It's super weird when people think that just because they're loudest about something they get to be right about it, even when it's blatantly illegal and, fun fact, unethical. The funny thing is you don't know if this is referring to global events or my job. And you never will.
February 28, 2025 at 11:50 PM
It's super weird when people think that just because they're loudest about something they get to be right about it, even when it's blatantly illegal and, fun fact, unethical. The funny thing is you don't know if this is referring to global events or my job. And you never will.
I painted two bathrooms within 24 hours and now even with ibuprofen everything hurts. I also fell into the wall head first twice so I have paint in my hair. It is very hard to get out. Anyway. I'm tired.
February 15, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I painted two bathrooms within 24 hours and now even with ibuprofen everything hurts. I also fell into the wall head first twice so I have paint in my hair. It is very hard to get out. Anyway. I'm tired.
Being mid-edit of a very romantic sex scene when Undead by Hollywood Undead starts playing really throws off the mood.
February 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Being mid-edit of a very romantic sex scene when Undead by Hollywood Undead starts playing really throws off the mood.
Sometimes. When you schedule a day to do work on your vacation. You regret it.
February 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Sometimes. When you schedule a day to do work on your vacation. You regret it.
I need a D20 campaign with Ally, Alex, and Emily. They throw off Brennan to the most chaotic levels. Throw in Aabria, Ify, and Jacob, just for some extra chaos energy. Basically, I want a D20 campaign where the overall goal is "discombobulate Brennan."
February 8, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I need a D20 campaign with Ally, Alex, and Emily. They throw off Brennan to the most chaotic levels. Throw in Aabria, Ify, and Jacob, just for some extra chaos energy. Basically, I want a D20 campaign where the overall goal is "discombobulate Brennan."
Did you like Inside Out? Do you have a proclivity for swearing and affection for noir films with a batshit crazy concept? Then I have a DnD campaign for you! Mentopolis, Dimension 20! I'm a year and a half late on this recommendation!
February 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Did you like Inside Out? Do you have a proclivity for swearing and affection for noir films with a batshit crazy concept? Then I have a DnD campaign for you! Mentopolis, Dimension 20! I'm a year and a half late on this recommendation!
Today's "don't obey in advance" was to crawl out of the new circle of hell I was thrown into without letting any of the kids know how terrifying it was. And minimizing the purely test-based part of art club to be working on pieces that bring the kids joy.
January 30, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Today's "don't obey in advance" was to crawl out of the new circle of hell I was thrown into without letting any of the kids know how terrifying it was. And minimizing the purely test-based part of art club to be working on pieces that bring the kids joy.
Today's "don't obey in advance" was solidifying my plan for if I am demanded to allow ICE into my classroom. I will be citing FERPA and IDEA until they back off or throw me to the ground.
January 30, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Today's "don't obey in advance" was solidifying my plan for if I am demanded to allow ICE into my classroom. I will be citing FERPA and IDEA until they back off or throw me to the ground.
"Hoodleaddel, hoodleaddel, Jon's a nightmare" - Claudio, probably
NOT THE HALF MAN HALF HORSE COMMENT FROM MAX god now that song is gonna be extra stuck in my head
January 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
"Hoodleaddel, hoodleaddel, Jon's a nightmare" - Claudio, probably