Nothing says "completely in touch" like thinking Jews of new York (and everywhere else) haven't least been doing this for fucking years

Good things are possible and we don't have to settle 😭

“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN

11/4: the night is dark and full of terrors, but I do have salted caramel dark chocolate.

The Major of NYC is an AEW Sicko!

Congrats, New York! You done did the thing!

Fellow bitter southerners,

North Carolina, Kentucky, and Virginia all elected Democratic Governors. Georgia in 2020 wasn’t a fluke. South Carolina, Florida, Texas, All y’all of the y’allternative persuasion. Keep being loud. Keep getting into good trouble. Protect black folks and trans people. Vote

"Bury him face down." This barn burner of an obit might feel hyperbolic to people who entered the world in the wake of 9/11; it's not. Cheney was one of the architects of today's American Christian conservatism. He was directly responsible for millions of deaths. Salt the earth where he's buried.

"be patient, maybe he'll get over that shiny new house feel and go back to just being objectively terrible in all the *other* ways!"

Prudence sometimes has good advice but my god this one ain't it.

I feel like my only goal at this point is to live a life where no one on the internet celebrates my death.

MA'AM. I haven't even had my coffee* yet!!

*I don't drink coffee. This is beside the point.

11/3: well. Idk if this is really a good thing, because doing it was emotionally taxing, but I was able to safely export all my mum's personal emails after being worried for three days that I'd in fact be losing them all.

Paul's suit tonight looks especially like my father's tish bekishe and I think he'd probably be tickled by that

Teen Vogue took young people seriously. It's impossible to overstate how important, how rare, and how profoundly needed that is.

thank you for all the support; the statement from our union is now live here with some more reporting.

now that this is public I can confirm that the majority of today’s layoffs were women of color. there are no longer any Black women working at Teen Vogue.

To be fair... his pants doesn't have pockets

The Auditor General recently released her second sprint audit for Lansdowne 2.0. The risks are very concerning and if realized will lead to tens of millions more in costs for the city of #Ottawa.

God, I hate hearing my own CSR voice come out when I leave messages on office voicemails.

Fandom isn’t your job. Take a month off. Take 3 years off. Post incomplete fics. Post incomplete art. Never post again. Switch fandoms. Stay loyal to one fandom only. Do whatever tf you want. You literally make all the rules of engagement in this arena.

11/2: found the cardamom cookies I like AND a rarer zero sugar soda at the dep.

Nick Fuentes, a self-avowed white supremacist and antisemite, is poised to be the next face of MAGA (& maybe the Republican Party) but I have yet to see any prominent rabbis speak out about *him*

me when the tiktokker I follow on a huge decluttering journey posts a new video: ooh my soap's on