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I saw Ja Rule in concert this weekend and he was wearing a Nirvana shirt which was the most Millennial shit ever and I AM🫰HERE🫰FOR 🫰 IT.
A crowd of people under two giant screens showing Ja Rule rapping into a microphone.
September 16, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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But can we like, fucking not?
News headline that reads “NASA wants US to be the first nation to put nuclear reactor on the moon”. In smaller text below “Updated 12 hr ago.” Below that text “By Alexandra Skores, Jackie Wattle”. Below is a picture of the moon 3/4 lit against a black background.
August 9, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Roses are red
Aardvarks eat ants
Screenshot of a news article with the headline “Italian soccer club Lazio fires falconer for posting photos of his penis implant.” Below is a photo of a male falconer, with a Carolina blue soccer shirt on, holding a falcon on one glove covered arm. The background is tiered, empty, dark blue stadium seats. Below the photos the caption is cut off but says “Mascot Olympia is recovered by falconer Juan Bernabé after escaping…start of a Serie A soccer match between Lazio and areas more. Updates 3:36 PM EST, January 14, 2025”
February 3, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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WARNING: Nature trail may contain NATURE.
Sign posted with dried leaves and trees behind it. The header is a white sans serif font on a navy blue background that says: Bass Lake Park. Under that in a navy sans serif font on a white background, it reads: Bass Lake Trail is a natural trail. Use caution while enjoying the trail as you may encounter: Tree roots, mud, rocks, wildlife, etc.
December 22, 2024 at 5:56 PM
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This is Layla, my perfect lady bear
A perfect lady dog lying on a navy blue couch, her front paws resting on a fluffy white pillow, her tail fanned out. A window with open blinds is behind the couch. There is another pillow with white flower petal designs to her left.
November 6, 2024 at 6:15 AM
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The font used by the Saints football team is straight up medieval scroll shit and only makes sense if it was written in stained glass in a dark, dusty pub nestled in the English countryside and not on a hoodie or jersey. How am I just now noticing this?? #graphicdesign #typography #checkyoself
A grey hoodie with the NFL team Saints logo printed on it: a black and gold fleur de lis above SAINTS written in black text
September 8, 2024 at 6:02 PM
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JFC Duolingo, I stopped using you for 3 weeks because I was IN THE COUNTRY of whose language I needed to learn and you change the app icon like I killed my tamagotchi.
The iPhone app icon for Duolingo, a language learning app in which Duo the owl looks like a struggling zombie. He is green with sweat beads on his face, eyes are bloodshot, one eye is drooping, his pink tongue is flopping out of his orange beak and a large yellow snot glob is dripping out of one nostril.
September 4, 2024 at 2:04 PM
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“My husband Richard and I summer in Moscow, but we absolutely looove Afghanistan in the fall to watch the changing of the regime!”
News headline that reads “The Taliban says it wants people to visit Afghanistan. Here’s what it’s like”. Article by Sahar Akbarzai, CNN. Published 4:04 AM GMT+2, Thu Aug 22, 2024 Picture with the caption “Thai tourists pose for a picture during a visit to the Kart-e-Sakhi Shrine in Kabul during a March 2024 visit. Admiral Ackbar Star Wars Meme It’s a Trap!
August 22, 2024 at 3:54 AM
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Y’all thought I was joking!!
Slleeves in a window seat on a flight wearing her dog’s bright pink, soft, velvety, inflatable e-collar because IT WORKS just as well as a human neck pillow.
August 21, 2024 at 7:51 PM
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Hear me out…
Justin Bieber’s “Changes” album cover from 2020 where his body is twisted with his face away from the camera, shoulder forward, covered in tattoos. The photo is saturated in red. Painted portrait of King Charles III from 2024 where he is standing facing the viewer wearing the uniform of the Welsh guards. His hands rest on top of a sword. The entire backdrop and his uniform are the same red, making his face the focal point.
June 23, 2024 at 2:46 PM
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If you’re ever feeling shitty about yourself, just remember that the Sbarro in Las Vegas has a star rating of 3.3/5 and that seems pretty high so like everything is relative and you’re probably shitty but some people think you’re pretty good. Did this help?
A screenshot of Google maps showing the location of the restaurant Sbarro in Las Vegas on Ballys Dr. with a rating of 3.3. The description says “Fast-food chain for pizza & pasta.”
May 30, 2024 at 1:16 AM
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I believe the scientific name for these is “Mother nature nip slips”
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Mushroom tops that look like human nipples growing out of lush, green grass.
May 21, 2024 at 1:03 PM
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Tonight my friend looked over my shoulder and in horror said, “Someone left their teeth on the bar.” And we looked and lo and behold saw this. Anyone want to guess what it really was?
View of a bar from the patron’s point of view. 2 black metal backed stools, a wooden bar with a tip jar and an unidentifiable object on it. Beer taps lined up against a metal wall behind the bar.
May 17, 2024 at 2:20 AM
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Picture of the staff who operate this Bluesky account:
Black and white movie screen still of Terri Garr, Gene Wilder and Marty Feldman from Young Frankenstein.
April 20, 2024 at 3:45 AM
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Friday 8am meeting doodles because why.
The word FUCK written in diagonally lined blocked letters, going vertically up the paper, next to a spiral notebook with a drawing of just the face of a monster-human with fangs screaming into the abyss. There are wrinkles around its mouth. Really it kind of just looks like it’s yawning because it doesn’t have eyebrows.
March 8, 2024 at 4:54 PM
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Thanks for clearing that up
A picture of a light switch with a label on it that says “Light Switch”
February 11, 2024 at 7:14 AM
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And workin’ overtime
Description of Medical care instructions that’s titled “Taking Care of Stitches (01:45)”. Body text says “Your health professional recommends that you watch this short online health video. Leah how to care for your stitches to help them heal properly.”
February 2, 2024 at 4:07 PM
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What’s your sign?
Back of a street sign with purple graffiti that says “SOUP”
January 31, 2024 at 5:49 AM
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No, that’s PRIB-CI
Blurb of news article that says “The trial is part of what Neuralink is calling its “PRIME Study,” short for “Precise Robotically Implanted Brain-Computer Interface,” which aims to study
January 31, 2024 at 5:09 AM
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I am le tired but that’s probably because I’m also a little
Photo of the entrance sign to Lehigh University that says “Lehigh”. The sign is in focus while the background of a pot of flowers and a brick building are not.
January 28, 2024 at 2:43 PM
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My little lady bear has to go under anesthesia to get a biopsy done today. Please send good vibes. ♥️🐶
Picture of the cutest dog in the entire world laying in a hole behind a park bench.
November 9, 2023 at 5:45 PM
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I think we all fucking know why, Dennis
CNN headline that reads “Opinion: Why Trump is so ill-suited for giving testimony today.” Opinion by Dennis Aftergut. Updated 2:07 PM EST, Mon Nov 6, 2023
November 7, 2023 at 4:26 AM
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HOW TO SPATCHCOCK
Step 1: Cut open chicken with scissors
Step 2: Give chicken CPR because you killed it with said scissors
How to spatchcock
November 4, 2023 at 1:59 PM
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Without downloading any pics, where are you mentally?
Instagram post from blatant.space of a disheveled cat puppet wearing an orange vest with the caption “you guys like cats”
November 3, 2023 at 4:56 AM
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I may have played a small part as well…
Tweet from @sllevs that says HUMANS: if you do not wash your hands after using the bathroom like you are scrubbing in for surgery, you’re the reason diseases are spread. This PSA was brought to you by the ridiculous amount of grown ass women I see just sprinkling their fingers b4 leaving the bathroom. I’m gonna throw up emoji.
October 24, 2023 at 4:48 AM