slleeves 🎀
@sllevs.bsky.social
Get crazy with the cheez whiz
Price check on prune juice
Price check on prune juice
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slleeves 🎀
@sllevs.bsky.social
· Dec 4
Hear me out…
Die Hard is an EASTER movie. It’s the rebirth of our lord and savior Bruce Willis’ acting career as an action hero.
Die Hard is an EASTER movie. It’s the rebirth of our lord and savior Bruce Willis’ acting career as an action hero.
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i mean why can’t i get paid for my shitty writing do i have to sext nancy pelosi or something
November 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM
i mean why can’t i get paid for my shitty writing do i have to sext nancy pelosi or something
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Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy
November 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy
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i bet spongebob smelled like shit
November 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
i bet spongebob smelled like shit
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Okay, that's a good start. Now release the Kelly Rowland Excel Spreadsheets.
November 13, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Okay, that's a good start. Now release the Kelly Rowland Excel Spreadsheets.
Me when the Carolina Panthers “run it up the middle”
THEY KNOW WHERE YOU’RE GOING TO PASS IT, YOU IDIOTS.
November 12, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Me when the Carolina Panthers “run it up the middle”
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the crunch of leaves in autumn.
November 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
the crunch of leaves in autumn.
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The river witch is selling some pretty great lip balm.
November 9, 2025 at 5:56 AM
The river witch is selling some pretty great lip balm.
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started from the bottom, now we here (a new bottom)
November 9, 2025 at 6:04 AM
started from the bottom, now we here (a new bottom)
Y’ALL, TARA REID IS 50 YEARS OLD. I just I can’t I don’t know what is happening
November 9, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Y’ALL, TARA REID IS 50 YEARS OLD. I just I can’t I don’t know what is happening
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COKE: is pepsi okay
DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could
DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could
November 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
COKE: is pepsi okay
DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could
DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could
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one time i didn’t have enough money to pay for my Cheesecake Factory meal so they made me work back of house for the night. i got sent down into a big pit where i had to fertilize and care for the infant menus they had recently planted
November 7, 2025 at 8:08 PM
one time i didn’t have enough money to pay for my Cheesecake Factory meal so they made me work back of house for the night. i got sent down into a big pit where i had to fertilize and care for the infant menus they had recently planted
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Alexa, change all the clocks to Hammer time.
November 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Alexa, change all the clocks to Hammer time.
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You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, you also miss 100% of the shots you take, for this reason you are off the team.
November 2, 2025 at 4:39 PM
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, you also miss 100% of the shots you take, for this reason you are off the team.
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Area Man Afraid Some Woman Might Come Out Of The Woodwork To Hold Him Accountable For Something https://theonion.com/area-man-afraid-some-woman-might-come-out-of-the-woodwo-1820345646/
November 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Area Man Afraid Some Woman Might Come Out Of The Woodwork To Hold Him Accountable For Something https://theonion.com/area-man-afraid-some-woman-might-come-out-of-the-woodwo-1820345646/
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Unlike Disneyland, the robotic children singing to you here are only after your souls, not your money
November 2, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Unlike Disneyland, the robotic children singing to you here are only after your souls, not your money
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My favorite part of Halloween is going around the table and saying what we're all spooky for
November 1, 2025 at 12:27 AM
My favorite part of Halloween is going around the table and saying what we're all spooky for
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"Thug life" I whisper as I check labels for non-organic ingredients.
October 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
"Thug life" I whisper as I check labels for non-organic ingredients.
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[repeating myself louder in the haunted house attraction] did the dracula throw water on anyone else’s pants??
October 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
[repeating myself louder in the haunted house attraction] did the dracula throw water on anyone else’s pants??
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you'll be hearing from my ass lawyer
October 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
you'll be hearing from my ass lawyer
I’m glad it’s football season because that means when my parents try to talk about religion or politics I can do the signal and then yell, “NEUTRAL ZONE INFRACTION” into my microphone.
October 22, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I’m glad it’s football season because that means when my parents try to talk about religion or politics I can do the signal and then yell, “NEUTRAL ZONE INFRACTION” into my microphone.
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[E.T.s dad when E.T. is finally back at home] so you just picked them up of the ground and ate them???
October 19, 2025 at 12:21 AM
[E.T.s dad when E.T. is finally back at home] so you just picked them up of the ground and ate them???
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[Pollock family game night]
Jackson: K who's gonna be my partner for Pictionary
Mom: Not it
Dad: Not it
Sis: Not it
Gramma: DAMN IT
Jackson: K who's gonna be my partner for Pictionary
Mom: Not it
Dad: Not it
Sis: Not it
Gramma: DAMN IT
October 14, 2025 at 1:23 PM
[Pollock family game night]
Jackson: K who's gonna be my partner for Pictionary
Mom: Not it
Dad: Not it
Sis: Not it
Gramma: DAMN IT
Jackson: K who's gonna be my partner for Pictionary
Mom: Not it
Dad: Not it
Sis: Not it
Gramma: DAMN IT
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Scorpio: If you’re looking for answers from giant balls of plasma that are millions of miles away, it’s already too late. See a therapist. Eat a burrito.
October 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Scorpio: If you’re looking for answers from giant balls of plasma that are millions of miles away, it’s already too late. See a therapist. Eat a burrito.
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Taurus: You will have the opportunity to exact a terrible vengeance. Take it. Treat yourself.
October 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Taurus: You will have the opportunity to exact a terrible vengeance. Take it. Treat yourself.
“Why can’t I quit you?!”
- Me to cheese
- Me to cheese
October 13, 2025 at 3:30 AM
“Why can’t I quit you?!”
- Me to cheese
- Me to cheese