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Jay in NH

@jayinnh.bsky.social

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Bsky Elder here for a laugh and a hangout with good people. Yes to shitposts. No to politics, activism, advocacy, hate, rage. Habs fan formerly living in the White Mountains (now in NJ). Welcome to Bluesky. Don’t be a dick.

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Jay in NH @jayinnh.bsky.social · 5h

*buy. But you already figured that out from context.

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Jay in NH @jayinnh.bsky.social · 5h

I but it from the moment it goes on sale to the last expiring containers in the dairy case in January. Mrs. Jay is agog for the nog.

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Jay in NH @jayinnh.bsky.social · 5h

a man in a white shirt is holding a pillow and says always look on the bright side of life .

Alt: a man in a white shirt is holding a pillow and says always look on the bright side of life .

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George Penney @georgepenney.bsky.social · 7h

In a supermarket: A young human (7?) is inspecting a display of vegan sausages. After carefully reading the packet, he roars: "DAD! ARE SAUSAGES VEGETABLES?!"
Dad shrugs. "Those ones are."
Young Human looks hopeful. "Can I eat these instead of vegetables?"
"Nope."
Serious sausage debate ensues. (4)

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Jay in NH @jayinnh.bsky.social · 6h

In the past few seasons, those last-minute goals would always go against us.

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Dak @dak.myatproto.social · 9h

Opening a bank statement feels less like finance and more like a surprise archaeological dig of my worst decisions.

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Jay in NH @jayinnh.bsky.social · 16h

I think I can make this work. Thank you!

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Jay in NH @jayinnh.bsky.social · 19h

And thank you!

Jay in NH @jayinnh.bsky.social · 19h

Okay, fine, you got me. Let’s try a standard four serving version so you don’t have to mess with it too much.

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Jay in NH @jayinnh.bsky.social · 21h

Tell me you’ve been together for a while without telling me you’ve been together for a while.

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Helen, Tina's Boob Punch @tinavstammy.bsky.social · 1d

Me, scrolling: hey that looks interesting

Me, stopping: holy shit literally everybody in this entire story is wrong I am not touching it

Me, scrolling: why am I still here

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Jay in NH @jayinnh.bsky.social · 22h

My favorite was the one in the Palmer House Hilton in downtown Chicago. I was crushed a few years ago when I was back in Chicago and found out that it was gone, along with all the others. I can’t imagine when I might find myself in Emeryville, but if I ever am…

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Jay in NH @jayinnh.bsky.social · 22h

The League itself is nothing but a disappointment and an embarrassment to the concept of professional sports. It’s been that way for at least the better part of a century, with the Richard Riot as a particular example of capriciousness and arrogance.

Jay in NH @jayinnh.bsky.social · 1d

I suppose that’s true. Just never seen it before.

Jay in NH @jayinnh.bsky.social · 1d

Dire Straits’ first album is a wonder of great songwriting. (Except “The Gallery”, which I could happily do without, but still.)

Jay in NH @jayinnh.bsky.social · 1d

Why are they wearing ski masks?

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Jay in NH @jayinnh.bsky.social · 1d

How much crying, though?

Jay in NH @jayinnh.bsky.social · 1d

Don’t make me think I can do this!

(Okay, fine, what are the measurements?)

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Jay in NH @jayinnh.bsky.social · 1d

The soup looks awesome and I would love to make it but it has that threatening aspect of three hours of chopping that would drive me bananas.

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Jay in NH @jayinnh.bsky.social · 1d

Wait, there’s still Trader Vic’s somewhere? I thought they all closed, to my perennial regret.

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Jay in NH @jayinnh.bsky.social · 1d

Is snek

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Priyanta Emrith @habsinhighheels.bsky.social · 1d

#FunFact from the 1st period: #Habs Oliver Kapanen became the 5th player in #GoHabsGo history to score his 1st career #NHL goal shorthanded.

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Jay in NH @jayinnh.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah, last season our goalies were enough of a positive difference to tilt games we should have lost into being competitive. If Monty regresses this season, that’s a very different standard this team will have to deal with.

Jay in NH @jayinnh.bsky.social · 1d

They got enough of it in elementary school, I’m sure. Good on them for using it and making a few more bucks.

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Matt Godbout @habitforming1.bsky.social · 1d

Boy that fucker can skate hard when there’s an empty net in front of him

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