Sloan Garrett
@sloangarrett.bsky.social
Self-parody account. 18+. Canadian west coaster. Unpublished author of a hilarious gay themed novel that a rejector called “entertaining on every page.” Views (such as they are) are my own.
My 83 year-old Dad (civil rights advocate, antiwar activist, feminist) died a couple of weeks ago and I hate that the bag of stale piss outlived him.
December 12, 2025 at 10:48 PM
My 83 year-old Dad (civil rights advocate, antiwar activist, feminist) died a couple of weeks ago and I hate that the bag of stale piss outlived him.
No but marzipan and Turkish delight chocolates can fuck right off
December 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
No but marzipan and Turkish delight chocolates can fuck right off
People who adhere to this principle are indeed knowingly choosing to be arseholes.
December 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM
People who adhere to this principle are indeed knowingly choosing to be arseholes.
It’s beyond his imagining that many governments provide pre- and postnatal education and support delivered by humans. He’d think why, when we can have server farms instead?
December 9, 2025 at 4:33 PM
It’s beyond his imagining that many governments provide pre- and postnatal education and support delivered by humans. He’d think why, when we can have server farms instead?
This is why I insist on having the needle in my arm and not in my Achilles tendon
December 8, 2025 at 6:05 AM
This is why I insist on having the needle in my arm and not in my Achilles tendon
How he looks holding the bra of a 15 year-old
December 6, 2025 at 1:23 AM
How he looks holding the bra of a 15 year-old
We can't [bring ourselves to] have kids.
December 6, 2025 at 12:30 AM
We can't [bring ourselves to] have kids.
Being held up as an example to her staff should be deducted from her bill at a per-hour or any portion thereof rate.
December 6, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Being held up as an example to her staff should be deducted from her bill at a per-hour or any portion thereof rate.
I've been using headphones/earphones/earbuds since I got my first Sony Walkman in 1983 and I passionately love the wireless ones.
December 5, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I've been using headphones/earphones/earbuds since I got my first Sony Walkman in 1983 and I passionately love the wireless ones.
I mean, was it a feature? Did it APPEAR? @mjmimages.bsky.social likely knows.
December 5, 2025 at 6:31 AM
I mean, was it a feature? Did it APPEAR? @mjmimages.bsky.social likely knows.
I guess sometimes trafficked sex slave children have imperfect teeth or need a skincare procedure or need to be made blond instead of brunette or other maintenance / enhancements the way you’d take care of a house or set of golf clubs or a car, because they are just property / objects.
December 3, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I guess sometimes trafficked sex slave children have imperfect teeth or need a skincare procedure or need to be made blond instead of brunette or other maintenance / enhancements the way you’d take care of a house or set of golf clubs or a car, because they are just property / objects.
That would’ve looked really cool in 1985.
December 3, 2025 at 5:42 AM
That would’ve looked really cool in 1985.
Doesn't want to show favouritism to the FP? Could've linked to our public broadcaster, but the headline is less glam… www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
Canada now in the 'tent' of EU's loans-for-weapons programs | CBC News
Canada and the European Union have concluded a deal that allows Canadian companies access to the continent's €150-billion ($244-billion) loans-for-weapons program.
www.cbc.ca
December 2, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Doesn't want to show favouritism to the FP? Could've linked to our public broadcaster, but the headline is less glam… www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
Then duck into the nearest drugstore and treat yourself to an egg cream served by a hunky soda jerk.
December 2, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Then duck into the nearest drugstore and treat yourself to an egg cream served by a hunky soda jerk.
Learn an instrument or a language or something. Do it with an in-person human teacher so you are obliged to practice.
November 29, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Learn an instrument or a language or something. Do it with an in-person human teacher so you are obliged to practice.
This came out when I was 13. My dad bought it. It scared me a bit. I listened to Donna Summer.
November 29, 2025 at 8:31 AM
This came out when I was 13. My dad bought it. It scared me a bit. I listened to Donna Summer.
What is there about being a dermatologist that doesn’t bore you to tears?
November 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
What is there about being a dermatologist that doesn’t bore you to tears?
Can you imagine the headlines, the analysis, the screaming if Obama hadn’t laid his hand on the bible at his swearing in?
November 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Can you imagine the headlines, the analysis, the screaming if Obama hadn’t laid his hand on the bible at his swearing in?
In the US it’s three to four parts with ad breaks. Sitcoms are often only 22 minutes, never more than 24.
November 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
In the US it’s three to four parts with ad breaks. Sitcoms are often only 22 minutes, never more than 24.
Outside of BBC sitcoms, ad breaks are the foundation of sitcom structure.
November 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Outside of BBC sitcoms, ad breaks are the foundation of sitcom structure.
Disabling my camera and mic so I can scream while watching them not maximize the window, not collapse the toolbar and not zoom in. “Sorry everyone, I know this is hard to see…”
November 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Disabling my camera and mic so I can scream while watching them not maximize the window, not collapse the toolbar and not zoom in. “Sorry everyone, I know this is hard to see…”