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Sloan Garrett

@sloangarrett.bsky.social

71 followers 140 following 380 posts

Self-parody account. 18+. Canadian west coaster. Unpublished author of a hilarious gay themed novel that a rejector called “entertaining on every page.” Views (such as they are) are my own.

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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 2d

I'm sure we all understand why corporate media ignores all the above and says that as long as the peace deal Trump stole from Biden after secretly working to prolong the Gazan genocide for a year pans out, Trump should get the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize.

I mean I don't understand why, but someone must.

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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 2d

I'm certainly not focused here on the fact that he's lied about his academic record, lied about his medical record, lied about his business record, cheated on every woman who's ever trusted him, stolen cash from his relatives, and betrayed America to any autocrat willing to do business with him.

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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 2d

I know Donald Trump is a pathological liar, malignant narcissistic sociopath, racist, antisemite, misogynist, xenophobe, homophobe, transphobe, hater of our troops and believer in euthanizing folks with disabilities, but we too often forget that he's *also* an adjudicated rapist and convicted felon.

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Sloan Garrett @sloangarrett.bsky.social · 3d

Thanks you, it feels so good to block them en masse.

Sloan Garrett @sloangarrett.bsky.social · 3d

It would be hard for him to remember any man's face when he only saw them at parties where there were lots of young girls' bodies distracting him.

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Sloan Garrett @sloangarrett.bsky.social · 6d

It’s a just a vehicle for paracetamol and phenylephrine. It’s likely not legal for coffee shops to sell pharmaceutical drug preparations.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 9d

"A future president, even dumber than you, will allow Qatar, the country that harbored Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the architect of the plane attacks in NY, PA, and DC today, and whose royal family will help him escape capture by the US, to build a military base on US soil to train Qataris to fly jets."

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Sloan Garrett @sloangarrett.bsky.social · 8d

Gay man here who has dumped gay friends because of their boring bullshit with this.

Sloan Garrett @sloangarrett.bsky.social · 8d

My libido was screaming too loud for me to be in denial for any length of time.

Sloan Garrett @sloangarrett.bsky.social · 11d

The most tasteful dungeons have matte black walls with corrugated metal wainscoting.

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 11d

Any job can be a dream job if you have nightmares about work

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Sloan Garrett @sloangarrett.bsky.social · 13d

As a 5'6" man, I deeply approve of this evil racist being roasted for his height or anything else.

Sloan Garrett @sloangarrett.bsky.social · 14d

Sloan Garrett @sloangarrett.bsky.social · 14d

How fascinating, thank you. I’ve never learned anything about it.

Sloan Garrett @sloangarrett.bsky.social · 14d

No words.

Sloan Garrett @sloangarrett.bsky.social · 15d

As a terrible cook, I’m equally capable of ruining eggs and steak (and chips).

Sloan Garrett @sloangarrett.bsky.social · 15d

Curiosity got the better of me.

Sloan Garrett @sloangarrett.bsky.social · 15d

This regime doesn’t care because they believe they’ll dictate what history was and what it will be.

Sloan Garrett @sloangarrett.bsky.social · 15d

I’m so sick of the daddy/twink stereotype.Yeah it’s a thing but you’d think it was THE standard for gay male relationships by its constant depiction. This headline makes the “gay community” look like an inherently transactional culture. Toxic.

Sloan Garrett @sloangarrett.bsky.social · 16d

Hasn’t it kowtowed to authoritarian China for ages?

Sloan Garrett @sloangarrett.bsky.social · 16d

I’m such a well-behaved passenger that it’s the only way they’ll notice me.

Sloan Garrett @sloangarrett.bsky.social · 16d

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Sloan Garrett @sloangarrett.bsky.social · 16d

Tom Hardy?

Sloan Garrett @sloangarrett.bsky.social · 16d

Gift link www.theglobeandmail.com/gift/8fafd81...

This is what the opening move of the U.S.’s attempted annexation of Canada could look like

A Trump annexation effort would likely start in the North. It’s time to take the possibility seriously and have a hard conversation about Canada’s maritime Arctic sovereignty

www.theglobeandmail.com

Sloan Garrett @sloangarrett.bsky.social · 18d

If I met him I would fixate on that horrific patch and be unable to look him in the eye. Though he would probably be staring at my shaved head.