close and yes cigar
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there's always room on the broom 🧚♀️✨
an added bonus is that it's viscerally upsetting for the biggest hard boiled losers in society
January 25, 2026 at 7:34 AM
an added bonus is that it's viscerally upsetting for the biggest hard boiled losers in society
bonus: explaining to them that saying "I'm sorry you don't feel good" isn't actually an apology even though I used the words "I'm sorry"
January 22, 2026 at 12:16 PM
bonus: explaining to them that saying "I'm sorry you don't feel good" isn't actually an apology even though I used the words "I'm sorry"
fantano is in our walls
January 20, 2026 at 9:17 AM
fantano is in our walls
jon Stewart made almost the same joke smh
January 9, 2026 at 2:42 AM
jon Stewart made almost the same joke smh
and this is more satisfying than the ability to buy stuff or the stuff itself (I hit post too early whomp whomp)
January 4, 2026 at 3:26 AM
and this is more satisfying than the ability to buy stuff or the stuff itself (I hit post too early whomp whomp)
today I used the top panel of an old butcher's block as a ramp to help move a sewing machine desk into the house by myself
January 4, 2026 at 3:24 AM
today I used the top panel of an old butcher's block as a ramp to help move a sewing machine desk into the house by myself
yesterday I used the weird stainless steel parts from old hard drives that kept the neodynium magnets in place to weigh down a vase that was top-heavy when it held flowers
January 4, 2026 at 3:24 AM
yesterday I used the weird stainless steel parts from old hard drives that kept the neodynium magnets in place to weigh down a vase that was top-heavy when it held flowers