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there's always room on the broom 🧚♀️✨
every moment is a precious little intimacy
January 26, 2026 at 1:35 PM
every moment is a precious little intimacy
why is it such a thing for people who reach old age to find so much joy in gambling
January 25, 2026 at 8:48 AM
why is it such a thing for people who reach old age to find so much joy in gambling
when you finish winning against fascists and you live in a liberal democracy (etc), isn't it important to declare some sort of holiday in remembrance of the people who helped and their victories? just to cement a memory/legacy of resistance for the next time, for another generation
January 25, 2026 at 7:34 AM
when you finish winning against fascists and you live in a liberal democracy (etc), isn't it important to declare some sort of holiday in remembrance of the people who helped and their victories? just to cement a memory/legacy of resistance for the next time, for another generation
explaining the subtle but important difference between saying "I don't understand" vs saying "you're being confusing" to them is hopeless when you're just gonna be misunderstood. lol. lol. lol. kill me
January 22, 2026 at 12:16 PM
explaining the subtle but important difference between saying "I don't understand" vs saying "you're being confusing" to them is hopeless when you're just gonna be misunderstood. lol. lol. lol. kill me
sometimes trying to swipe back a screen after the keyboard pops up I gesture too low so I don't go back and in addition I accidentally swype the word "poo"
January 20, 2026 at 1:08 PM
sometimes trying to swipe back a screen after the keyboard pops up I gesture too low so I don't go back and in addition I accidentally swype the word "poo"
27 Dresses is a stupid movie but "I feel like I just found out my favorite love song was written about a sandwich" is a good line.
January 18, 2026 at 9:14 AM
27 Dresses is a stupid movie but "I feel like I just found out my favorite love song was written about a sandwich" is a good line.
gonna be late to work cause I felt like sitting in my car to finish listening to a song I love
January 16, 2026 at 4:04 AM
gonna be late to work cause I felt like sitting in my car to finish listening to a song I love
everything at the grocery store should be free but only if you have a heart of gold
January 8, 2026 at 12:14 PM
everything at the grocery store should be free but only if you have a heart of gold
we should kidnap modi next to secure our supply of yummy spices
January 4, 2026 at 11:59 PM
we should kidnap modi next to secure our supply of yummy spices
how do you keep a wave upon the sand
January 4, 2026 at 10:25 AM
how do you keep a wave upon the sand
I moved to Australia when I was 21 and that whole time living in America I couldn't comprehend what a liquid ounce meant and I still haven't bothered, it's ridiculous and always was
January 4, 2026 at 3:47 AM
I moved to Australia when I was 21 and that whole time living in America I couldn't comprehend what a liquid ounce meant and I still haven't bothered, it's ridiculous and always was
when I throw away stuff I have this habit of taking it all apart first to keep bits that I think are neat or will be reusable (I don't know if this is from growing up poor or just some monkey instinct). I call it bipping (the pieces are bips)
January 4, 2026 at 3:24 AM
when I throw away stuff I have this habit of taking it all apart first to keep bits that I think are neat or will be reusable (I don't know if this is from growing up poor or just some monkey instinct). I call it bipping (the pieces are bips)
oh you didn't ghost me you just went electronically nonverbal, I should apologise I-
January 2, 2026 at 4:23 PM
oh you didn't ghost me you just went electronically nonverbal, I should apologise I-
I can tell that the unofficial For You feed has a more effective algo because I've been wasting heaps more of my precious free time
January 2, 2026 at 3:24 PM
I can tell that the unofficial For You feed has a more effective algo because I've been wasting heaps more of my precious free time
one nice thing about getting older nobody told me about was that mosquito bites tend to itch for way way less as long
January 1, 2026 at 8:02 AM
one nice thing about getting older nobody told me about was that mosquito bites tend to itch for way way less as long
magdalena bay create a bad song challenge: impossible
January 1, 2026 at 1:09 AM
magdalena bay create a bad song challenge: impossible
it'll be so cool if I'm not dead in 1 year you don't even know
December 31, 2025 at 1:28 PM
it'll be so cool if I'm not dead in 1 year you don't even know
glad to know I'm in good company for liking Brigette Bardot on a superficial level until her death forced me to confront her actual legacy and life
December 30, 2025 at 12:22 AM
glad to know I'm in good company for liking Brigette Bardot on a superficial level until her death forced me to confront her actual legacy and life
alcohol is fun but I do wonder how much I could accomplish if I stopped bothering with it next year. I'm quite good at delaying satisfaction with so many things, but I feel like I need at least one vice to indulge in. I have nothing good to replace it with is the problem..
December 29, 2025 at 12:56 PM
alcohol is fun but I do wonder how much I could accomplish if I stopped bothering with it next year. I'm quite good at delaying satisfaction with so many things, but I feel like I need at least one vice to indulge in. I have nothing good to replace it with is the problem..
I need a man with a vibe like the lil guy dancing in the corner of The Grand Budapest Hotel end credits
December 28, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I need a man with a vibe like the lil guy dancing in the corner of The Grand Budapest Hotel end credits
the real night sky is startling when you see it for the first time. I've only really seen it twice (but as recently as a few months ago) and it was downright overwhelming.
I think people today don't understand just how dramatically the night sky has changed - it looked like it does in super remote areas *everywhere* before the invention of electric lighting, and light pollution that obscures the sky has gotten dramatically worse in the last 25 years.
If you ever have the experience of seeing a night sky out in the deep countryside you can understand this; it really is a fundamentally different experience, and I can't imagine it not being formative to people.
December 27, 2025 at 8:45 AM
the real night sky is startling when you see it for the first time. I've only really seen it twice (but as recently as a few months ago) and it was downright overwhelming.
chatgpt but it's clinically depressed and fatalist
December 27, 2025 at 7:54 AM
chatgpt but it's clinically depressed and fatalist
"Giddy up, Jinglehorse!" I said with sardonic contempt
December 23, 2025 at 3:20 AM
"Giddy up, Jinglehorse!" I said with sardonic contempt
be 16 year old you's hero
December 21, 2025 at 10:23 AM
be 16 year old you's hero