John Slorgclops
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John Slorgclops
@slorgclops.bsky.social
long time Neopets player.
big time Neopets hater.
friendship ended with Neopets, now Grundo's Cafe is my best friend
you may fascinate a cat with some chicken and ham
November 5, 2025 at 6:37 AM
peepaw is having a carnivore moment
September 2, 2025 at 7:33 AM
the "Grundo's Cafe Application Accepted" to "Extended #Neopets Hiatus" pipeline has officially claimed another one (it's me hi I closed all of my Neopets tabs today)
September 1, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Reposted by John Slorgclops
My Lord Kass VRChat avatar is now available on Gumroad! Now you can look in a mirror and have Neopia's biggest, baddest eyrie looking back at you. He's got glowing eyes, flight, and toggles for his teeth and sword. And he's only $15, heck!! yeah!!
arttimo.gumroad.com/l/LordKass
#neopets #vrchat
Lord Kass VRChat Avatar (PC and Quest)
I'm good at making avatars, not sales pages; you can trust this crunchy gif that he's very pretty!From Darigan Citadel to a mirror near you...Tower over your minions as Lord Kass with this ready-to-up...
arttimo.gumroad.com
June 2, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Reposted by John Slorgclops
#neopets moderators are now deleting topics for things THE VERY RULES SAY ITS OKAY TO TALK ABOUT.
this is beyond parody. TNT is having a survey about the site, BLOW THEM UP ABOUT THE TRANSMISOGYNY AND BOARD MODERATORS BEING INCOMPETENT. www.surveymonkey.com/r/2FVT8NG
August 29, 2025 at 1:34 AM
in my dumping cold water on the Turmaculus era ✌️✨
August 20, 2025 at 7:10 AM
this is the f2p #Neopets experience without adblock btw. can't even tell what page I'm on
August 20, 2025 at 6:28 AM
hey this isn't neopia central
July 28, 2025 at 9:13 PM