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John Slorgclops
@slorgclops.bsky.social
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long time Neopets player.
big time Neopets hater.
friendship ended with Neopets, now Grundo's Cafe is my best friend
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you may fascinate a cat with some chicken and ham
Edna the Zafara on Grundo's Cafe "Heh heh heh *CACKLE*! Thank you.... My spell needs the following 2 items quickly or it will lose its potency!!" Magic Item: Magic Spell of Aisha Charming Ingredients: Chicken and Ham
November 5, 2025 at 6:37 AM
slorgclops.bsky.social
peepaw is having a carnivore moment
The Esophagor on Grundo's Cafe requesting three of the item "Deviled Steak"
September 2, 2025 at 7:33 AM
slorgclops.bsky.social
this is the f2p #Neopets experience without adblock btw. can't even tell what page I'm on
A page from the neopets.com domain. Five different banner ads are shown stacked vertically. The ads take up so much space that none of the page's actual contents are visible.
August 20, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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hey this isn't neopia central
A Bori VRchat avatar in a blank "error" world.
July 28, 2025 at 9:13 PM