slowbeef
@slowbeef.bsky.social
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Twitch.tv/slowbeef or look me up on YT
Twitch.tv/slowbeef or look me up on YT
I will learn how to like labbing one way or another
January 28, 2026 at 4:13 PM
I will learn how to like labbing one way or another
My Gradius journey has led many places but one... and now it looks like we'll have to go there on tonight's stream of
Otomedius Excellent
(Also gonna see if I can get the Arcade Otomedius going as well)
Otomedius Excellent
(Also gonna see if I can get the Arcade Otomedius going as well)
January 22, 2026 at 4:45 PM
My Gradius journey has led many places but one... and now it looks like we'll have to go there on tonight's stream of
Otomedius Excellent
(Also gonna see if I can get the Arcade Otomedius going as well)
Otomedius Excellent
(Also gonna see if I can get the Arcade Otomedius going as well)
I still like this one the best
January 22, 2026 at 1:06 AM
I still like this one the best
Hmm, got an idea for a YT series where I watch something for the first time
January 22, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Hmm, got an idea for a YT series where I watch something for the first time
No Gradius tonight because Obey The Insect God turned out incredible and I must finish this no checkpoint masterpiece
January 21, 2026 at 3:08 AM
No Gradius tonight because Obey The Insect God turned out incredible and I must finish this no checkpoint masterpiece
Never done yoga in earnest before so!
January 8, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Never done yoga in earnest before so!
My daughter and I are mutually supportive
January 8, 2026 at 1:56 AM
My daughter and I are mutually supportive
Don’t forget my panel is tomorrow at about 4:30pm EST if you’re at MAGFest. I also like to start early if possible so that I don’t have to rush. I’ll post the stream link when I get it
January 8, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Don’t forget my panel is tomorrow at about 4:30pm EST if you’re at MAGFest. I also like to start early if possible so that I don’t have to rush. I’ll post the stream link when I get it
Weird night, I gotta say
January 6, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Weird night, I gotta say
January 4, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Ok ok twist my arm, I'm buying Aliens: Dark Descent and I think maybe we stream it tonight to kick off 2026?
January 3, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Ok ok twist my arm, I'm buying Aliens: Dark Descent and I think maybe we stream it tonight to kick off 2026?
I apologize for sharing a slop ad but it’s so lazily done that the woman is animated speaking so it’s like she is telling him this at Christmas
December 31, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I apologize for sharing a slop ad but it’s so lazily done that the woman is animated speaking so it’s like she is telling him this at Christmas
I saw him irl somewhat recently and he looks like a human toy - like his face is a weird rough shape, like one of those Duracell Family people from the 80’s
December 30, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I saw him irl somewhat recently and he looks like a human toy - like his face is a weird rough shape, like one of those Duracell Family people from the 80’s
Yo, MAGFest Guidebooks are out now!
Make sure your schedule looks like this:
Make sure your schedule looks like this:
December 16, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Yo, MAGFest Guidebooks are out now!
Make sure your schedule looks like this:
Make sure your schedule looks like this:
ok sf6 website what are we doing here
December 8, 2025 at 10:13 PM
ok sf6 website what are we doing here
My wife is making me watch 90 Day Fiancée which is the most uncomfortable show I have ever seen for a million reasons
December 7, 2025 at 5:33 AM
My wife is making me watch 90 Day Fiancée which is the most uncomfortable show I have ever seen for a million reasons
1. “What’s more virgin than a computer?”
I have read a Meet n Fuck review that counters this, very sadly
2. … I know he must’ve actually said this but it can’t be real can it
I have read a Meet n Fuck review that counters this, very sadly
2. … I know he must’ve actually said this but it can’t be real can it
December 5, 2025 at 12:39 AM
1. “What’s more virgin than a computer?”
I have read a Meet n Fuck review that counters this, very sadly
2. … I know he must’ve actually said this but it can’t be real can it
I have read a Meet n Fuck review that counters this, very sadly
2. … I know he must’ve actually said this but it can’t be real can it
Here’s my requisite Disneyworld “I found one piece of Kingdom Hearts merch specifically in Epcot Japan” purchase
December 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Here’s my requisite Disneyworld “I found one piece of Kingdom Hearts merch specifically in Epcot Japan” purchase
Nine Sols was in my timeline today so it seemed appropriate
December 1, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Nine Sols was in my timeline today so it seemed appropriate
Realizing now that I have subconsciously picked the Kingdom Hearts Magic Band
December 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Realizing now that I have subconsciously picked the Kingdom Hearts Magic Band
Oh, that’s why everything hurts
December 1, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Oh, that’s why everything hurts
Here’s an unflattering head injury photo in case I am featured in another gaming video
November 28, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Here’s an unflattering head injury photo in case I am featured in another gaming video
