cards against humanity is a game that appeals to those who believe that comedy is only the words that are said
January 13, 2026 at 3:25 AM
cards against humanity is a game that appeals to those who believe that comedy is only the words that are said
u gotta ask yourself, are you autistic or are you nahtistic
January 9, 2026 at 11:37 AM
u gotta ask yourself, are you autistic or are you nahtistic
nobody's asking what happens when a stoppable force meets a movable object
January 7, 2026 at 7:41 AM
nobody's asking what happens when a stoppable force meets a movable object
i've realized the golden rule doesn't work if other people want to be treated differently. my friend got mad at me bc i did something regarding them that i would've been fine with if it were to happen to me
January 3, 2026 at 10:21 AM
i've realized the golden rule doesn't work if other people want to be treated differently. my friend got mad at me bc i did something regarding them that i would've been fine with if it were to happen to me
my new year's resolution is to becoming a knife-sharpening gut. i want my own setup and everything complete with an appropriate competency (and air thereof). i want to be the guy people know when a dull knife is mentioned
December 29, 2025 at 9:54 AM
my new year's resolution is to becoming a knife-sharpening gut. i want my own setup and everything complete with an appropriate competency (and air thereof). i want to be the guy people know when a dull knife is mentioned
shoutout to knees for being the mvp of rebus puzzles
December 19, 2025 at 10:35 PM
shoutout to knees for being the mvp of rebus puzzles
i drench my real feelings in so many layers of irony that unraveling how i feel becomes meaningless persuit. the metrological standards of my mental health require a novel paradigmatic shift. i am 🌟special🌟
December 16, 2025 at 10:46 AM
i drench my real feelings in so many layers of irony that unraveling how i feel becomes meaningless persuit. the metrological standards of my mental health require a novel paradigmatic shift. i am 🌟special🌟
the word BOOB is just three pairs of boobs :O
December 16, 2025 at 6:43 AM
the word BOOB is just three pairs of boobs :O
i think a indication of the unabridged assault of our minds and cultures by capitalism is when i look up a word and the first result is some bullshit AI or finance company instead of merriam-webster or wikipedia or something
December 15, 2025 at 8:45 PM
i think a indication of the unabridged assault of our minds and cultures by capitalism is when i look up a word and the first result is some bullshit AI or finance company instead of merriam-webster or wikipedia or something
i have my list of books to read but i also have my open tabs of books that i'm still on the fence about and haven't yet earned the privilege of "the list"
December 15, 2025 at 8:10 PM
i have my list of books to read but i also have my open tabs of books that i'm still on the fence about and haven't yet earned the privilege of "the list"
i'm sorry to all the people that look like exes who've wronged me. i'm sure you're wonderful and don't deserve my reactive scowl. i've been hurt, you see
December 4, 2025 at 12:21 AM
i'm sorry to all the people that look like exes who've wronged me. i'm sure you're wonderful and don't deserve my reactive scowl. i've been hurt, you see
bro, why can't i just read the text in the book. why can't my brain just read and digest information on command. why does my brain deem it appropriate to allocate only a single 8 hour slot per week for white knuckle hyperattention and nothing else
December 2, 2025 at 12:13 AM
bro, why can't i just read the text in the book. why can't my brain just read and digest information on command. why does my brain deem it appropriate to allocate only a single 8 hour slot per week for white knuckle hyperattention and nothing else
alright fellas, let's get one thing straight... wait, no not me. please, i beg you. don't confine me to such stolid, unimaginative ways. i'm not saying tiddies aren't great, fellas, but why can't i like dudes too 😭
November 28, 2025 at 7:34 AM
alright fellas, let's get one thing straight... wait, no not me. please, i beg you. don't confine me to such stolid, unimaginative ways. i'm not saying tiddies aren't great, fellas, but why can't i like dudes too 😭
realized tonight that i have foolproof means of inducing a transient form of happiness wherein that brief window i respond to messages so others may be none the wiser of my current rock bottom-ass mood. i'm a genius sippin that depresso, hell yeah baby
November 28, 2025 at 5:47 AM
realized tonight that i have foolproof means of inducing a transient form of happiness wherein that brief window i respond to messages so others may be none the wiser of my current rock bottom-ass mood. i'm a genius sippin that depresso, hell yeah baby
it brings me comfort and joy that since there are just so many thanksgiving dinner about to go on that some, statistically, will have your classic thanksgiving shenanigans going on: things being burnt, people slipping, arguments about the inane, dogs eating the turkey, a tv falling, etc 😌
November 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
it brings me comfort and joy that since there are just so many thanksgiving dinner about to go on that some, statistically, will have your classic thanksgiving shenanigans going on: things being burnt, people slipping, arguments about the inane, dogs eating the turkey, a tv falling, etc 😌
nothing helps me focus more than some noise-cancelling headphones with some solid lofi, sounds of rain and thunder, and the low-passed arguing of my parents as if they're just beyond the walls 🤤
November 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
nothing helps me focus more than some noise-cancelling headphones with some solid lofi, sounds of rain and thunder, and the low-passed arguing of my parents as if they're just beyond the walls 🤤
walking but swinging your arms back and forth together
November 18, 2025 at 12:18 AM
walking but swinging your arms back and forth together
i bet god has an absolute dumptruck. what does the so-called bible got to say about the callipygian divine?
November 16, 2025 at 5:51 PM
i bet god has an absolute dumptruck. what does the so-called bible got to say about the callipygian divine?
fella is the female gender version of fellow
November 14, 2025 at 2:40 AM
fella is the female gender version of fellow
my personal epistemological philosophy is No.
November 13, 2025 at 3:12 PM
my personal epistemological philosophy is No.
no, i'm not gaslighting you 🙂
November 9, 2025 at 7:40 PM
no, i'm not gaslighting you 🙂
i've narrowed down the last digit of pi to only 10 possibilities
November 4, 2025 at 3:19 AM
i've narrowed down the last digit of pi to only 10 possibilities
satan needed life alert, he had fallen and couldn't get up
October 29, 2025 at 7:22 AM
satan needed life alert, he had fallen and couldn't get up
a thousand yard stare is great if you need to stare at something that is approximately 1000 yards away
October 28, 2025 at 9:13 PM
a thousand yard stare is great if you need to stare at something that is approximately 1000 yards away
it's funny seeing these guys in their loud cars and lifted trucks thinking they're hot shit while they obey the laws of the road like some kind of cuck
October 28, 2025 at 4:56 PM
it's funny seeing these guys in their loud cars and lifted trucks thinking they're hot shit while they obey the laws of the road like some kind of cuck