i think you need to glue a fly on the fish for it to fly. similarly, you glue a fish onto a fisher so it may fish the fish

this is a wonderful pic. i'm gonna take it and use it liberally. hah, see what i did there? brb, gonna go cut myself and see if a fascist bleeds

think a head in a wicker basket, you mean, and you the first in line in his will *taps still-attached head*

*actively not taking care of myself* oh duh, why didn't i think of that. their paper-thin empathy wears a mocking facade of endless patience bc they never learned how to say "no" respectfully 🥱

treat others the way THEY want to be treated and if you're unsure of how that is, then guess

honestly, an A tier autism (at least) for tweens. now look at you, we're all proud of you 🎉

ooo wah ah ah ah, am i right? awk awk and the rest

a 10 year old listening to a perfect circle? sounds like a pretty rad 10 year old justifiably proselytizing. unless you were older then i start to question things

ok but these smart pants are subscription-based. it's PaaS. please invest

think about what smart pants, leveraging the power of AI, could do! it'll revolutionize the trouser game, it could tell you what's in your pockets, keep track of steps and heart rate data, tell you if you're cold, and even auto-adjust the waist so it's a perfect fit every time!

thanks once more