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Marimo
@slowpoke.bsky.social
Always wants to talk about dinosaurs and extinct marine reptiles
Occasionally posts sketches
Assumed to be an actual Slowpoke until the DNA tests prove otherwise

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It wasnt even a sign that you could even swap the order around on, or change the lettering. It was a fully printed weatherproof sign posted into the ground with pictures

I just assumed they were listed in order of sales. that if nintendo somehow sold more gcs than xboxes, they'd change the sign
January 26, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Hope it gets better soon!

I burned the shit out of my hand last week trying to save some sourdough starter i forgot was in the oven (I was too late)
January 23, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Avatar 3 good

Is it a hot take that my opinion on this franchise is "sick, they made another one of these"?
January 22, 2026 at 8:47 PM
I tried playing it when it first came out, and couldn't make it 4 levels in

About a year later, I sat down with it again and 100% it in 2 weeks. My favorite switch game to this day
January 10, 2026 at 9:03 PM
This all to say, only 2 games truly hooked me this year. Bananza and Nubby's Number Factory

Kirby Air Riders doesn't count, I started that directly on midnight January 1st
January 9, 2026 at 7:13 PM
I loved Dk Bananza, I think mk world is solid, but i cant help but shake that they really want the new features to stand out more than the cohesiveness of the whole

2025 was a wash for me even playing games, I think I only beat like 4 total
January 9, 2026 at 7:11 PM
I feel like I'm the "the party ended hours ago, but hes still dancing" guy, but genuinely I'm still baffled by TotK. It really opened my eyes in a way that it cant unsee the direction Nintendos been taking their games recently
January 9, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Call her carbonic acid the way i seltzer
January 8, 2026 at 8:39 PM