Marimo
@slowpoke.bsky.social
Always wants to talk about dinosaurs and extinct marine reptiles
Occasionally posts sketches
Assumed to be an actual Slowpoke until the DNA tests prove otherwise
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Occasionally posts sketches
Assumed to be an actual Slowpoke until the DNA tests prove otherwise
Free 🇵🇸
Pfp by @skellydoodles.bsky.social
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Marimo
@slowpoke.bsky.social
· Oct 31
OMGOMGOMGOMG
@skellydoodles.bsky.social, love of my life, surprised me with a brand new Yadon. Debatably my chonkiest one yet. An absolute ball of a slowpoke from the Ichiban KUJI Pokemon YUM YUM SWEETS lottery prize series (I think)
@skellydoodles.bsky.social, love of my life, surprised me with a brand new Yadon. Debatably my chonkiest one yet. An absolute ball of a slowpoke from the Ichiban KUJI Pokemon YUM YUM SWEETS lottery prize series (I think)
Great news! On Christmas day, I consumed the grinch and gained his grinchlike powers
December 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Great news! On Christmas day, I consumed the grinch and gained his grinchlike powers
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ppl come to bsky and be like "gee it sure is boring around here!" my boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for.
December 24, 2025 at 2:29 AM
ppl come to bsky and be like "gee it sure is boring around here!" my boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for.
Last fishmas
I gave you a shark
But the very next day
you gave me a ray
I gave you a shark
But the very next day
you gave me a ray
December 24, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Last fishmas
I gave you a shark
But the very next day
you gave me a ray
I gave you a shark
But the very next day
you gave me a ray
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Generative AI placeholders could never come up with something like this unhinged banger that never got changed in N64's California Speed
December 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Generative AI placeholders could never come up with something like this unhinged banger that never got changed in N64's California Speed
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acting on your best behavior
turn your back on mother nature
everybody wants to be a girl
turn your back on mother nature
everybody wants to be a girl
December 16, 2025 at 6:33 AM
acting on your best behavior
turn your back on mother nature
everybody wants to be a girl
turn your back on mother nature
everybody wants to be a girl
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This is what Switch 2 boxes look like to me
December 10, 2025 at 12:06 AM
This is what Switch 2 boxes look like to me
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samus's newfound powers are capable of anything
December 4, 2025 at 8:38 PM
samus's newfound powers are capable of anything
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the purest symbols of passion and ingenuity (unironic)
November 14, 2025 at 5:57 AM
the purest symbols of passion and ingenuity (unironic)
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74 promo packs pulled, and i finally got 1 😌
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
74 promo packs pulled, and i finally got 1 😌
Happy I stayed up just late enough to see that good things are possible
November 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Happy I stayed up just late enough to see that good things are possible
We're going to have to say goodbye today.
In good news, my partner just texted me that our cat started eating food again
October 30, 2025 at 1:46 PM
We're going to have to say goodbye today.
Happy anniversary, tcg pocket, I guess lol
October 29, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Happy anniversary, tcg pocket, I guess lol
In good news, my partner just texted me that our cat started eating food again
October 22, 2025 at 1:18 AM
In good news, my partner just texted me that our cat started eating food again
Just remembered a guy with a wide cowboy hat and long leather jacket that walked into an event at my community college and told me his job was Vampire Hunter
October 17, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Just remembered a guy with a wide cowboy hat and long leather jacket that walked into an event at my community college and told me his job was Vampire Hunter
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rewatched They Live last night and i love that the time from Roddy finding out there are monstrous invaders controlling the world to stealing a cop's gun and starting to mow them down is like five minutes
October 16, 2025 at 9:08 PM
rewatched They Live last night and i love that the time from Roddy finding out there are monstrous invaders controlling the world to stealing a cop's gun and starting to mow them down is like five minutes
One of these days, I'll
Finish a dragon quest
Play any metal gear
Roll credits on a 2nd final fantasy game
I'll be lucky if I ever finish half my backlog -_-
Finish a dragon quest
Play any metal gear
Roll credits on a 2nd final fantasy game
I'll be lucky if I ever finish half my backlog -_-
October 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
One of these days, I'll
Finish a dragon quest
Play any metal gear
Roll credits on a 2nd final fantasy game
I'll be lucky if I ever finish half my backlog -_-
Finish a dragon quest
Play any metal gear
Roll credits on a 2nd final fantasy game
I'll be lucky if I ever finish half my backlog -_-
Eating Broccoli Cheddar tonight. AMA
October 9, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Eating Broccoli Cheddar tonight. AMA
I was getting job training today, and used earbuds as an example of something easily tangle-able.
The guy literally said, "Wut?"
The guy literally said, "Wut?"
October 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I was getting job training today, and used earbuds as an example of something easily tangle-able.
The guy literally said, "Wut?"
The guy literally said, "Wut?"
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Incidentally, earlier this year Microsoft announced it was investing $80 billion in AI. EIGHTY BILLION DOLLARS.
They gobbled up half the games industry in a disastrous acquisition spree that never should've been allowed to happen, then saw something shinier and immediately fumbled the gaming bag.
They gobbled up half the games industry in a disastrous acquisition spree that never should've been allowed to happen, then saw something shinier and immediately fumbled the gaming bag.
Microsoft is increasing the price of Xbox Game Pass Ultimate by 50% to $30 a month ($360 annually)
➡️ news.xbox.com/en-us/2025/1...
New updates and changes to tiers, Essential, Premium, and Ultimate, Cloud streaming quality, etc
#Xbox #XboxGamePass
➡️ news.xbox.com/en-us/2025/1...
New updates and changes to tiers, Essential, Premium, and Ultimate, Cloud streaming quality, etc
#Xbox #XboxGamePass
October 1, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Incidentally, earlier this year Microsoft announced it was investing $80 billion in AI. EIGHTY BILLION DOLLARS.
They gobbled up half the games industry in a disastrous acquisition spree that never should've been allowed to happen, then saw something shinier and immediately fumbled the gaming bag.
They gobbled up half the games industry in a disastrous acquisition spree that never should've been allowed to happen, then saw something shinier and immediately fumbled the gaming bag.
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Anomolocaris in the 1996 era pokemon style
September 24, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Anomolocaris in the 1996 era pokemon style