mark roebuck
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A number of Xbox Crocs customers have reported red ringworms of death appearing on their feet.
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November 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
A number of Xbox Crocs customers have reported red ringworms of death appearing on their feet.
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rage bait accounts from foreign countries and their gullible American followers
a large crowd of people are standing in front of a wall of flames
Alt: The part from the Simpsons movie where you see Bart’s dick. No no jk it’s the angry mob from Springfield wielding torches
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November 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
rage bait accounts from foreign countries and their gullible American followers
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Hakeem Jeffries was literally voting for a resolution condemning socialism while this meeting was taking place
November 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Hakeem Jeffries was literally voting for a resolution condemning socialism while this meeting was taking place
A Game About Digging A Hole should win the award for Best Game About Digging A Hole
November 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
A Game About Digging A Hole should win the award for Best Game About Digging A Hole
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50 years ago this week, Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert made the first pilot for their TV show. In honor of this huge anniversary, I created my definitive “Best of Siskel & Ebert” article - 50 of their best reviews from across their entire career. 👍🏻👍🏻
The 50 Best Siskel & Ebert Reviews
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November 17, 2025 at 2:52 PM
50 years ago this week, Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert made the first pilot for their TV show. In honor of this huge anniversary, I created my definitive “Best of Siskel & Ebert” article - 50 of their best reviews from across their entire career. 👍🏻👍🏻
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Visionary developer Hideo Kojima is adding an unexpected franchise to his storied development history.
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November 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Visionary developer Hideo Kojima is adding an unexpected franchise to his storied development history.
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Was reading the script for the deleted Kill Bill scene they're bringing to Fortnite, and Yuki gets geeked out on some ABQ style blue drugs that Bill made. They're gonna have to turn that into a chug jug!
November 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Was reading the script for the deleted Kill Bill scene they're bringing to Fortnite, and Yuki gets geeked out on some ABQ style blue drugs that Bill made. They're gonna have to turn that into a chug jug!
Last night I saw a donut kill a guy
November 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Last night I saw a donut kill a guy
Hanging out in the deep end of the pool asking everyone what they think happens when we die.
November 19, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Hanging out in the deep end of the pool asking everyone what they think happens when we die.
First photos of Link and Zelda in The Legend of Zelda live-action movie released
November 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
First photos of Link and Zelda in The Legend of Zelda live-action movie released
I’m a gold star Costco member (never once shopped at Sam’s Club)
November 16, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I’m a gold star Costco member (never once shopped at Sam’s Club)
They wouldn’t do “battle jews” so he had to get creative
November 14, 2025 at 10:27 PM
They wouldn’t do “battle jews” so he had to get creative
I always read stuff from the middle of discourse and have no idea what’s going on.
Shit like “if the Substack nepo baby didn’t want their house painted over they shouldn’t have taken that bicycle” like wtf I’ve been offline for two hours
Shit like “if the Substack nepo baby didn’t want their house painted over they shouldn’t have taken that bicycle” like wtf I’ve been offline for two hours
November 14, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I always read stuff from the middle of discourse and have no idea what’s going on.
Shit like “if the Substack nepo baby didn’t want their house painted over they shouldn’t have taken that bicycle” like wtf I’ve been offline for two hours
Shit like “if the Substack nepo baby didn’t want their house painted over they shouldn’t have taken that bicycle” like wtf I’ve been offline for two hours
If you liked BallxPit this is another neat little Breakout/Arkanoid riff
November 14, 2025 at 5:12 PM
If you liked BallxPit this is another neat little Breakout/Arkanoid riff
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Hey hey hey! It's my latest for Palette Swap!
Fortnite players have begun to sour on the Simpsons crossover event, stating that it hasn’t been good since day nine or ten.
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November 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Hey hey hey! It's my latest for Palette Swap!
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Marge Simpson Plays The Banjo While A Clone Trooper Opens A Christmas Present (2025)
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Marge Simpson Plays The Banjo While A Clone Trooper Opens A Christmas Present (2025)
GTA6 really overshadowed the latest Mina delay, huh?
November 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
GTA6 really overshadowed the latest Mina delay, huh?
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BREAKING: The Jerky Boys will reunite and perform some calls at the Grammys
November 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
BREAKING: The Jerky Boys will reunite and perform some calls at the Grammys
I just read about an intimate gig the Foo Fighters played. The venue was huge, but Dave Grohl got a girl pregnant.
November 7, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I just read about an intimate gig the Foo Fighters played. The venue was huge, but Dave Grohl got a girl pregnant.