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marky supreme @markroebuck.bsky.social · Dec 16
Generative AI placeholders could never come up with something like this unhinged banger that never got changed in N64's California Speed
A standard looking N64 racing game. Several billboards read "California Speed." One billboard features ominous black writing on a plain white background, talking about God taking puppies and mommies away. "SoMETIMES... God TAKES MOMMIES ANd PuPPIES AWAY... ANd SoMETIMES... JuST SoMETIMES... I do"
markroebuck.bsky.social
I could never dunk a basketball and I haven’t tried in a long time, but I’m so much older and wiser now I’m sure that I could
January 14, 2026 at 10:18 PM
markroebuck.bsky.social
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers
The Noid, in primitive 3D graphics, dabbing on them
January 14, 2026 at 8:32 PM
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marioprime.bsky.social
in observance of scott adams dying, here is an archive thread of the old twitter bit i did where i reclaimed dilbert from him and declared myself the true creator of dilbert
A fake Dilbert comic strip where Dilbert talks about how much he hates TERFs.
January 13, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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Idris Elba should be the new Dilbert
January 13, 2026 at 4:10 PM
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kenjennings.bsky.social
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
markroebuck.bsky.social
You might think I’m joking, but this is what 3D looked like before James Cameron
One of those old Magic Eye computer art things that if you stare at it the right way it becomes something. I don’t know what this one becomes. I was never great at it and it’s probably not ideal to do on a phone.
January 5, 2026 at 4:32 PM
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markroebuck.bsky.social
If Super Mario World was so good why didn’t it win any Game Awards?
January 5, 2026 at 5:26 AM
markroebuck.bsky.social
If Super Mario World was so good why didn’t it win any Game Awards?
January 5, 2026 at 5:26 AM
markroebuck.bsky.social
First NFL team to go rogue and start using iPads on the sideline instead of Microsoft tablets gonna be unstoppable
January 4, 2026 at 2:25 AM
markroebuck.bsky.social
If you start watching Alexander Payne’s Sideways tonight at 7:54 PM, you can finish the film and be in bed at a decent hour. Happy New Year!!
The two guys from Sideways
December 31, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Had a blast writing up some all-timers for this, including an RE4 journal style entry I’m particularly proud of. Read the article to see its grisly end!!
Day 10 Still don't know what's going on. Everything's pretty much the same, except doctors keep injecting me with things, and now they're hooking up some kind of device to the TV in my room. I'm scared. Day 27 Hi! Wow, I didn't realize so much time had gone by since I made an entry. The "device" they were hooking up to my TV turned out to be the latest Nintendo, and they left a game in here called Resident Evil 4. I started playing it, and although I struggled at first, eventually I couldn't put it down! Something about the blend of fighting, surviving, and upgrading and managing your inventory was just perfect.
December 31, 2025 at 7:42 PM
markroebuck.bsky.social
2024 was crazy. I slept all fucking year. Wait. What??
December 31, 2025 at 6:06 PM
markroebuck.bsky.social
The people are nostalgic for Quibi. They yearn for Quick Bites while they wait in line for coffee. They’re so fucking bored on the commute to work they’re thinking of ending it all
December 31, 2025 at 4:35 PM
markroebuck.bsky.social
One dog goes one way and the other dog goes the other way. And Pikachu’s saying, “Whaddya want from me?”
Ripley, a larger black dog with white paws lays on the couch facing one way. George, a smaller brown dog in a grey hoodie lays on the top of the couch facing the other direction. Between them, a stuffed Pikachu seems to ponder what the world could possibly want of him
December 31, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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rowsdower92.bsky.social
I don’t care how much you want to pay me, I will never do this.
December 31, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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markroebuck.bsky.social
“Ruffalo…
The Ruff Ryder…
Makin’ movies…
Appealing to the public!”
Rob Schneider on SNL the makin copies guy
December 30, 2025 at 1:05 AM
markroebuck.bsky.social
“Ruffalo…
The Ruff Ryder…
Makin’ movies…
Appealing to the public!”
Rob Schneider on SNL the makin copies guy
December 30, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Director Zach Cregger used a bold play in a meeting with Warner Bros. execs in order to get the prequel to his film, Weapons, greenlit.
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Zach Cregger erasing the letter S in the title 'Weapons' on a whiteboard. HEADLINE: Zach Cregger Pitches Weapons Prequel by Erasing Letter S on Whiteboard.
December 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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markroebuck.bsky.social
Look I’m glad you’re enjoying the movie but you don’t have to keep bugging the whole neighborhood
Ring Notification - “Neighborhood Alert near Pontiac Wow! Another transformer just exploded!
December 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
markroebuck.bsky.social
Look I’m glad you’re enjoying the movie but you don’t have to keep bugging the whole neighborhood
Ring Notification - “Neighborhood Alert near Pontiac Wow! Another transformer just exploded!
December 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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markroebuck.bsky.social
Remember, any movie is a Christmas movie if you watch it on your phone in the garage while everyone else celebrates inside
December 22, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Ready Player One (2018)
Hello Kitty, Ernie, Sonic, Gumby, and a Crayon running to save the world. Ok. I lied. It’s from Jingle All The Way (1996). They’re just doing a parade. I’m a liar, man. I’m sorry.
December 24, 2025 at 2:39 PM
markroebuck.bsky.social
Wrote this up for Palette Swap!
"I asked him if he wouldn't rather have something more practical that the other kids at school wouldn't make fun of him for," said Wendy Thompson, Billy's mother. "But he insisted that's the one he wants. He loves Xbox, so I decided to let him have this because who the fuck knows what that brand will even look like in a few years. I've decided to let him hold onto this belief in Xbox as long as he's old enough to figure it out on his own."
December 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM
markroebuck.bsky.social
Remember, any movie is a Christmas movie if you watch it on your phone in the garage while everyone else celebrates inside
December 22, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Bari Weiss has canceled tonight's weather forecast until we hear from the "principles" (the man trying to block out the sun)
December 22, 2025 at 4:01 PM