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marky supreme
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what the fuck did you just say to me
"Introducing the Substack TV app"
January 22, 2026 at 5:14 PM
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hmm i'm seeing a lot about the new Masters of the Universe photos and not a lot about Karg from the 1987 version. Strange. Here's some Karg to try and balance things out.
It's Karg! He's got that classic Karg hair and smile that made him an icon of the '80s.
January 22, 2026 at 3:18 PM
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Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers
The Noid, in primitive 3D graphics, dabbing on them
January 14, 2026 at 8:32 PM
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You might think I’m joking, but this is what 3D looked like before James Cameron
One of those old Magic Eye computer art things that if you stare at it the right way it becomes something. I don’t know what this one becomes. I was never great at it and it’s probably not ideal to do on a phone.
January 5, 2026 at 4:32 PM
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If you start watching Alexander Payne’s Sideways tonight at 7:54 PM, you can finish the film and be in bed at a decent hour. Happy New Year!!
The two guys from Sideways
December 31, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Had a blast writing up some all-timers for this, including an RE4 journal style entry I’m particularly proud of. Read the article to see its grisly end!!
Day 10 Still don't know what's going on. Everything's pretty much the same, except doctors keep injecting me with things, and now they're hooking up some kind of device to the TV in my room. I'm scared. Day 27 Hi! Wow, I didn't realize so much time had gone by since I made an entry. The "device" they were hooking up to my TV turned out to be the latest Nintendo, and they left a game in here called Resident Evil 4. I started playing it, and although I struggled at first, eventually I couldn't put it down! Something about the blend of fighting, surviving, and upgrading and managing your inventory was just perfect.
December 31, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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One dog goes one way and the other dog goes the other way. And Pikachu’s saying, “Whaddya want from me?”
Ripley, a larger black dog with white paws lays on the couch facing one way. George, a smaller brown dog in a grey hoodie lays on the top of the couch facing the other direction. Between them, a stuffed Pikachu seems to ponder what the world could possibly want of him
December 31, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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“Ruffalo…
The Ruff Ryder…
Makin’ movies…
Appealing to the public!”
Rob Schneider on SNL the makin copies guy
December 30, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Look I’m glad you’re enjoying the movie but you don’t have to keep bugging the whole neighborhood
Ring Notification - “Neighborhood Alert near Pontiac Wow! Another transformer just exploded!
December 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Ready Player One (2018)
Hello Kitty, Ernie, Sonic, Gumby, and a Crayon running to save the world. Ok. I lied. It’s from Jingle All The Way (1996). They’re just doing a parade. I’m a liar, man. I’m sorry.
December 24, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Wrote this up for Palette Swap!
"I asked him if he wouldn't rather have something more practical that the other kids at school wouldn't make fun of him for," said Wendy Thompson, Billy's mother. "But he insisted that's the one he wants. He loves Xbox, so I decided to let him have this because who the fuck knows what that brand will even look like in a few years. I've decided to let him hold onto this belief in Xbox as long as he's old enough to figure it out on his own."
December 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Honoring a student at a Turning Point USA event, Erika Kirk said, "Despite the devastating loss of Charlie Kirk, my incredible husband... Caleb has persisted with the same grift - gift - grit... it has been a long day. The “oh my god he admit it” guy
December 21, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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PowerWash Simulator 2 DLC ‘Pulp Fiction Pack’ announced
Harvey Keital workin' the hose in Pulp Fiction
December 18, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Generative AI placeholders could never come up with something like this unhinged banger that never got changed in N64's California Speed
A standard looking N64 racing game. Several billboards read "California Speed." One billboard features ominous black writing on a plain white background, talking about God taking puppies and mommies away. "SoMETIMES... God TAKES MOMMIES ANd PuPPIES AWAY... ANd SoMETIMES... JuST SoMETIMES... I do"
December 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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i loved this game when we played everything for our big N64 list lmao
December 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Two men stranded on a tiny desert island. One says to the other “Thanks for being my friend, Wayne.”
December 15, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Why did they serve a dead man 33 drinks?
December 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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December 3, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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playing Power Wash Simulator 2
A picture of Bill from Nathan For You, an older man, wearing a hat that says MUD 2 “And I thought things were dirty last time”
December 3, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Pleasantville (1998)
A screenshot from the level at the end of Kirby’s Adventure where Kirby is in color and the level and enemies and everything else are in black and white
November 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Google has fallen
Google results for “Sega Game Gear games,” and it’s a list of Metal Gear Solid games
November 30, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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Bill invented Chug Juice confirmed
November 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM