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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 1d

Stephen Colbert could’ve been a generational speaker of truth to power. But that only got him basic cable money so he went another route I guess.

aaron from queens from twitter @aaronnarraph.bsky.social · 1d

the background on zohran's colbert appearance is jaw-droppingly disgusting

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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 1d

Oh No! The Guy Carrying All The Epstein Files Just Dropped Them Into A Really Big Puddle

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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 1d

My father was an ambulance chaser. He wasn't a lawyer or anything, but he was in really great shape.

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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 2d

I follow this Phantom Arcades account just to see who he sets up next

DJ Pauly D standing in front of an arcade cabinet with Super Mario Bros 3 playing

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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 2d

United States Declares War on Bartender Who Cut Pete Hegseth Off

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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 2d

Quit wasting Nine Inch Nails music on bad movies. Let them do Naked Gun 2

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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 5d

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 7d

it would do me a great honor if you watched the table read for CHRONICLES OF TREVOR, the pilot i wrote with Phil Jamesson that has been described as a "business manager isekai"

ft. Demi Adejuyigbe, Josh Gondelman, Michael Longfellow, Natalie Walker, Ike Ufomadu, Dina Hashem, Tim Platt, & Eli Yudin

CHRONICLES OF TREVOR w/ Demi Adejuyigbe, Michael Longfellow, Josh Gondelman & more!

YouTube video by Chronicles of Trevor

www.youtube.com

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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 7d

Bill Burr has a wife and two children

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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 9d

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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 10d

Theo Von bombing in NY to let his friends in Saudi Arabia know he’s there with them in spirit

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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 11d

I don’t believe in mob justice. That’s how we got Freddy Krueger.

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 13d

tomorrow night in nyc is the cool show i've written with Phil Jamesson. i spent the last two full days making a powerpoint with exactly 420 slides. it is almost sold out caveat.nyc/events/chron...

CHRONICLES OF TREVOR

Featuring...

MICHAEL LONGFELLOW

DEMI ADEJUYIGBE

JOSH GONDELMAN

NATALIE WALKER

IKE UFOMADU

DINA HASHEM

TIM PLATT

ELI YUDIN

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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 14d

Writing video game jokes in the era of Doug Bowser was fun

Doug Bowser Brings His Eight Horrible Children To Work With Him

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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 15d

Who Wants to Slowly Become State Run Media? will reportedly feature contestants performing a series of knee-bending exercises to see who can best acquiesce to Donald Trump’s increasingly bizarre and authoritative demands.
paletteswap.site/dif...

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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 17d

they're saying tylenol3 will give you autism3

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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 17d

We're getting so much more efficient as a country. We did with Kimmel in days what it took us a year to do with James Gunn. Progress!

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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 18d

"I'm Charlie Kirk Now" - Republicans React To Trump's Bold Claim

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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 21d

Thank you, Popular Mechanics!

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phil @philjamesson.com · 22d

the tech demo went great

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Giovanni Colantonio @marioprime.bsky.social · 22d

Got nostalgic thinking about my Hard Drive days last night, so I donated a headline to Palette Swap (with a classic @jeremykaplowitz.com punch-up). Support a damn good gaming satire site.

Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 22d

The voice actor behind Halo’s multiplayer matches has faced criticism for remarks made in the wake of 7 consecutive player deaths.

paletteswap.site/dif...

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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 22d

Like the Civil War before it, the Culture Wars have turned brother vs brother

A sepia toned photograph of Adam Carolla and Jimmy Kimmel on the set of The Man Show, taken sometime in the 19th century.

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SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · 22d

this was only spoken about in hushed tones on our discord for so long its so awesome that professional idiot matt saincome is now just letting the flag fly

jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 22d

it is nice for my old boss at Hard Drive to put in writing that he loves Elon Musk and was uninvolved in us wrecking him on twitter lol

via https://www.memelord.blog/p/the-punk-rock-comedy-capitalist

"Remember the whole Hard Drive debacle with Elon Musk?"

(laughs) I do remember, yes!

"I can imagine you were in an awkward position. You were still running The Hard Times and Hard Drive, and the team there, putting it mildly, doesn't like Elon Musk much."

Maybe then you would have seen that I was not exactly the most gung-ho person on attacking Elon.

I drive a Tesla. I am an entrepreneur. I think he's one of, if not the greatest entrepreneur of all time. Another thing he did was let us tell jokes.

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