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how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...
How a flawed idea is teaching millions of kids to be poor readers
For decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have repeatedly debunked. And many teachers and parents don't kno...
www.apmreports.org
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
i know "word of the day" is a thing but given its consistent applicability, can i nominate this as the word of the century
November 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Would love to see someone from the moderate, Majority Dem faction really address and wrestle with the political effects of what Labour has been up to.
Latest YouGov government approval ratings, 15-17 November 2025

Approve: 11% (-2 from 8-10 Nov)
Disapprove: 69% (-1)
Net: -58 (-1)

yougov.co.uk/topics/polit...
November 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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In 2024, China installed 1.5x as much new solar as the entire US installed base.

(via MS/Jonas)
November 18, 2025 at 3:31 PM
i love the idea of jeffrey epstein being like "no im afraid i cant be your friend. you are a republican"
Trump on if he'll sign an Epstein files release bill: "We have nothing to do with Epstein. The Democrats do. All of his friends were Democrats. You look at this Reid Hoffman, Larry Summers, Clinton... all I want is I want for people to recognize the great job I've done on pricing, on affordability."
November 17, 2025 at 9:33 PM
i am playing a ridiculous version of this where everything is random, if a pokemon faints it dies, i can only ever catch a total of 6 of them, everything is 50% harder, and i can't train on wild pokemon. and thats just like, part of the rules. should be easy

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November 16, 2025 at 6:06 PM
“it’s mid november, and you know what that means - it’s our black friday sale!” cool man, words mean whatever now right? it’s 8:30 pm so it’s time for breakfast next week
November 15, 2025 at 1:29 AM
well, if the funniest thing always happens, this certainly would be the natural answer to "well what if bill clinton ends up in the files"
November 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
playing castlevania: aria of sorrow for GBA for the very first time if that's alright with you
November 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
lol first epstein email i open up is steve bannon palling around with wolff and epstein. wonder why he's scared of prison
November 12, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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i just want to stress that this isnt about trump anymore, its about the entire republican party and maga movement covering for a child sex trafficking ring
the only thing democrats should be saying today is “the entire republican party is engaged in a coverup of the most notorious child sex trafficking ring in world history”
November 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
the emails from epstein say things like "thank god donald trump isnt exposing us. he knows more than anyone" and the headlines are like "it would seem, to some, that donald trump's name is mentioned in passing"
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 14d
Democrats on the House Oversight Committee have released several emails from the estate of convicted sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein that refer to President Trump. n.pr/4p7hqKa
New Epstein emails appear to reveal more Trump ties
Democrats on the House Oversight Committee have released several emails from the estate of convicted sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein that refer to President Trump.
n.pr
November 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
i'm pretty sure you can just cut from his funeral to him drinking a pina colada with a couple ladies
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 2:38 PM
whatever happened to the good old days when (flipping through book) when uhh (flipping more pages) when you could expect (flipping) now hold on a second
UPDATE: The Senate votes 53-47 to shoot down the Baldwin amendment to extend ACA funds for 1 year. A party-line vote with every Republican rejecting it.
An important vote in this series: Tammy Baldwin’s proposal to extend ACA expiring funds for 1 year. It’s structured as a motion to table (i.e. scrap it from the amendment tree). But it’ll show the appetite (or lack thereof) in the Senate to address this issue.
November 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
schumer repeating the word “fighting” like it’s a magic spell that calms the electorate
Democrats have been fighting for months to address America's healthcare crisis

For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare

We will keep fighting
November 10, 2025 at 3:11 AM
this is senate dems’ second coordinated “just enough” vote to help republicans and betray house dems of the year, remember
The final tally to advance the CR is 62-38.

The Democrats who voted for cloture, giving Donald Trump everything he wants:

Cortez Masto (NV)
Durbin (IL)
Fetterman (PA)
Gillibrand (NY)
Hassan (NH)
Peters (MI)
Schatz (HI)
Schumer (NY)
Shaheen (NH)
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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if we don’t see a vote to remove him, we have to assume he’s telling the truth!
Schumer: "My caucus and I are in sync. Everyone knew what I was doing and respected it."
March 15, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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If the Dems blink after all of this, for a deal that all but ensures no ACA subsidies in 2026 anyway, then what was the purpose of letting the shutdown go for 40 days in the first place?
November 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
noticed a goof in frankenstein im going to submit to imdb: in one scene, a character emotionally calls Victor Frankenstein the monster. but he’s the doctor
November 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
now accepting “great pizza, phil” replies
November 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
elon musk being approved for a $1 trillion pay package and then posting this is the most public example of "money can't buy happiness" of all time
Elon Musk is over on Twitter posting his sad/pathetic Ai prompts.
November 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM