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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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I know it's not mainstream conventional wisdom but I think "Abolish ICE" is a perfectly reasonable response to this and you can get the public to buy in. Most people don't want masked murderous thugs roving their streets
MPR playing an eye witness account right now of ICE shooting directly through the windshield at her face and not giving her medical care for 10 minutes.
MPR News is live right now bringing you updates on this. mprnews.org/listen
January 7, 2026 at 5:25 PM
I know it's not mainstream conventional wisdom but I think "Abolish ICE" is a perfectly reasonable response to this and you can get the public to buy in. Most people don't want masked murderous thugs roving their streets
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For all that the media has spent years freaking out about what social media does to our brains, I don’t understand why there appears to be little effort to grapple with the fact that these chatbots are, for some not insignificant portion of the population, literally psychosis machines
He put his complete trust in a chat bot that turned him into a savage murderer.
Disturbing Messages Show ChatGPT Encouraging a Murder, Lawsuit Alleges
A lawsuit against OpenAI reveals the chilling ChatGPT messages that drove a middle aged man to kill his 83-year-old mother.
trib.al
January 4, 2026 at 1:32 PM
For all that the media has spent years freaking out about what social media does to our brains, I don’t understand why there appears to be little effort to grapple with the fact that these chatbots are, for some not insignificant portion of the population, literally psychosis machines
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
"They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words." - Sartre
Q: Why is running a country in South America 'America first'?
TRUMP: Well I think it is because we want to surround ourselves with good neighbors
TRUMP: Well I think it is because we want to surround ourselves with good neighbors
January 3, 2026 at 5:35 PM
"They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words." - Sartre
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like 75% of dem messaging right now should be “the party led by epsteins best friend is breaking into pre-k childcare centers so they can record your toddlers and put the videos on internet”
uhhh yeah I can see why these childcare properties weren't eager to let in some rando dudes asking "where are the kids?"
January 1, 2026 at 2:49 PM
like 75% of dem messaging right now should be “the party led by epsteins best friend is breaking into pre-k childcare centers so they can record your toddlers and put the videos on internet”
aw yeah. 2025's gonna be my year
January 1, 2026 at 5:13 AM
aw yeah. 2025's gonna be my year
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whoever said “a chill wind blows” was right. i hate those things
December 30, 2025 at 3:34 PM
whoever said “a chill wind blows” was right. i hate those things
for all the savvy shoppers out there, i just got a REALLY good deal on christmas trees. picked up a dozen, should be set for a while
December 30, 2025 at 3:28 PM
for all the savvy shoppers out there, i just got a REALLY good deal on christmas trees. picked up a dozen, should be set for a while
our viewers are my north star. they are very far away, and i do not think about them except in a vague, metaphorical sense
NEW: Bari Weiss addresses her decision to hold last night's CECOT story on the CBS News morning editorial call: "Our viewers come first, not a listing schedule or anything else..."
December 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
our viewers are my north star. they are very far away, and i do not think about them except in a vague, metaphorical sense
if you say “good morning” to someone you’re normal. “good afternoon”? congrats on your job in sales. and if you say “good evening” you’re a pervert
December 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
if you say “good morning” to someone you’re normal. “good afternoon”? congrats on your job in sales. and if you say “good evening” you’re a pervert
running the bases a bunch before the other team gets there so the game starts at 82-0
December 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM
running the bases a bunch before the other team gets there so the game starts at 82-0
tacking a 2x4 on the bottom that says "and also the Phil Jamesson Center for that, too" and instantly becoming the Secretary of Theatres
December 19, 2025 at 8:21 PM
tacking a 2x4 on the bottom that says "and also the Phil Jamesson Center for that, too" and instantly becoming the Secretary of Theatres
one of the best things you can be an attorney at? gotta be law
December 14, 2025 at 1:11 AM
one of the best things you can be an attorney at? gotta be law
happy thanksgiving folks. i am exceedingly lucky from family to friends to profession and i am both aware of and grateful for it. i hope you have a nice day today
November 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
happy thanksgiving folks. i am exceedingly lucky from family to friends to profession and i am both aware of and grateful for it. i hope you have a nice day today
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how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...
How a flawed idea is teaching millions of kids to be poor readers
For decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have repeatedly debunked. And many teachers and parents don't kno...
www.apmreports.org
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...
i know "word of the day" is a thing but given its consistent applicability, can i nominate this as the word of the century
November 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
i know "word of the day" is a thing but given its consistent applicability, can i nominate this as the word of the century
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
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Would love to see someone from the moderate, Majority Dem faction really address and wrestle with the political effects of what Labour has been up to.
Latest YouGov government approval ratings, 15-17 November 2025
Approve: 11% (-2 from 8-10 Nov)
Disapprove: 69% (-1)
Net: -58 (-1)
yougov.co.uk/topics/polit...
Approve: 11% (-2 from 8-10 Nov)
Disapprove: 69% (-1)
Net: -58 (-1)
yougov.co.uk/topics/polit...
November 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Would love to see someone from the moderate, Majority Dem faction really address and wrestle with the political effects of what Labour has been up to.
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In 2024, China installed 1.5x as much new solar as the entire US installed base.
(via MS/Jonas)
(via MS/Jonas)
November 18, 2025 at 3:31 PM
In 2024, China installed 1.5x as much new solar as the entire US installed base.
(via MS/Jonas)
(via MS/Jonas)
i love the idea of jeffrey epstein being like "no im afraid i cant be your friend. you are a republican"
Trump on if he'll sign an Epstein files release bill: "We have nothing to do with Epstein. The Democrats do. All of his friends were Democrats. You look at this Reid Hoffman, Larry Summers, Clinton... all I want is I want for people to recognize the great job I've done on pricing, on affordability."
November 17, 2025 at 9:33 PM
i love the idea of jeffrey epstein being like "no im afraid i cant be your friend. you are a republican"
i am playing a ridiculous version of this where everything is random, if a pokemon faints it dies, i can only ever catch a total of 6 of them, everything is 50% harder, and i can't train on wild pokemon. and thats just like, part of the rules. should be easy
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November 16, 2025 at 6:06 PM
i am playing a ridiculous version of this where everything is random, if a pokemon faints it dies, i can only ever catch a total of 6 of them, everything is 50% harder, and i can't train on wild pokemon. and thats just like, part of the rules. should be easy
watch: www.twitch.tv/philjamesson
watch: www.twitch.tv/philjamesson