Slow Roll
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Just barely serious enough. Military/Army, Cardinals, Blues, Iowa State, history, psychology student, useless trivia. Thoughts and views = my own. Do something kind for a stranger today.
Three of the very worst throws I’ve ever seen a pro quarterback make in the red zone. Good show, Russ.
September 22, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Three of the very worst throws I’ve ever seen a pro quarterback make in the red zone. Good show, Russ.
“Harrison Butker, interestingly enough- wide right!” God bless you, Rich Eisen
September 6, 2025 at 2:09 AM
“Harrison Butker, interestingly enough- wide right!” God bless you, Rich Eisen
Make a movie better by adding “John Carpenter’s” to the title:
John Carpenter’s Casablanca
John Carpenter’s The Notebook
John Carpenter’s Thelma & Louise
John Carpenter’s The Iron Giant
John Carpenter’s Under Siege
John Carpenter’s American Pie
John Carpenter’s Casablanca
John Carpenter’s The Notebook
John Carpenter’s Thelma & Louise
John Carpenter’s The Iron Giant
John Carpenter’s Under Siege
John Carpenter’s American Pie
Make a movie better by adding "John Carpenter's" to the title:
John Carpenter's The Apple Dumpling Gang
John Carpenter's Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
John Carpenter's Cinderella
John Carptenter's Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
John Carpenter's The Apple Dumpling Gang
John Carpenter's Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
John Carpenter's Cinderella
John Carptenter's Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
Make a movie better by adding "John Carpenter's" to the title:
John Carpenter's The Bad News Bears
John Carpenter's Stephen King's World of Horror
John Carpenter's Breakin' 2: The Electric Boogaloo
John Carpenter's Herbie Goes Bananas
John Carpenter's Ernest Goes To Camp
John Carpenter's The Bad News Bears
John Carpenter's Stephen King's World of Horror
John Carpenter's Breakin' 2: The Electric Boogaloo
John Carpenter's Herbie Goes Bananas
John Carpenter's Ernest Goes To Camp
August 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Make a movie better by adding “John Carpenter’s” to the title:
John Carpenter’s Casablanca
John Carpenter’s The Notebook
John Carpenter’s Thelma & Louise
John Carpenter’s The Iron Giant
John Carpenter’s Under Siege
John Carpenter’s American Pie
John Carpenter’s Casablanca
John Carpenter’s The Notebook
John Carpenter’s Thelma & Louise
John Carpenter’s The Iron Giant
John Carpenter’s Under Siege
John Carpenter’s American Pie
As an Iowa State Forever True member and someone who hates fan entitlement, I completely adore Tyrese Haliburton.
May 22, 2025 at 3:16 AM
As an Iowa State Forever True member and someone who hates fan entitlement, I completely adore Tyrese Haliburton.
How your email finds me.
April 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM
How your email finds me.
Post a photo you took with no context to bring some zen to the timeline.
March 10, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Post a photo you took with no context to bring some zen to the timeline.
Coach Norman Dale
Sheriff “Little Bill” Daggett
Captain Frank Ramsey
Det. Jimmy “Popeye” Doyle
Special Agent Rupert Anderson
Joe Moore
Lex Luthor
John Herod
The man was the apex of presence.
Sheriff “Little Bill” Daggett
Captain Frank Ramsey
Det. Jimmy “Popeye” Doyle
Special Agent Rupert Anderson
Joe Moore
Lex Luthor
John Herod
The man was the apex of presence.
February 27, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Coach Norman Dale
Sheriff “Little Bill” Daggett
Captain Frank Ramsey
Det. Jimmy “Popeye” Doyle
Special Agent Rupert Anderson
Joe Moore
Lex Luthor
John Herod
The man was the apex of presence.
Sheriff “Little Bill” Daggett
Captain Frank Ramsey
Det. Jimmy “Popeye” Doyle
Special Agent Rupert Anderson
Joe Moore
Lex Luthor
John Herod
The man was the apex of presence.
Things are bleak, sure. But Sierra Ferrell is amazing and you should listen to her because it’s good for the soul.
youtu.be/MekiBNW142Y?...
youtu.be/MekiBNW142Y?...
Sierra Ferrell | "Bells of Every Chapel" | Western AF
YouTube video by Western AF
youtu.be
February 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Things are bleak, sure. But Sierra Ferrell is amazing and you should listen to her because it’s good for the soul.
youtu.be/MekiBNW142Y?...
youtu.be/MekiBNW142Y?...
Watching the masterclass of Nicholson and Cruise in A Few Good Men, and the misguided segment of our society who, hilariously, think Jessep is the hero is a stark picture of our current society
January 18, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Watching the masterclass of Nicholson and Cruise in A Few Good Men, and the misguided segment of our society who, hilariously, think Jessep is the hero is a stark picture of our current society
Jay Bilas sounds downright dejected that Iowa State is leading this game
January 16, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Jay Bilas sounds downright dejected that Iowa State is leading this game
Ohio State’s goal line defense is basically a Terrifier film
January 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Ohio State’s goal line defense is basically a Terrifier film
Matthew McConaughey on the UT sideline, consisting of approximately 126% leather
January 11, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Matthew McConaughey on the UT sideline, consisting of approximately 126% leather
Every vetbro chud I observe who wants to “ban woke” from the military is almost entirely a population who hasn’t served since 2010, typically achieved the rank of Specialist at most before moving on, and *always* goes down the road of saying EO and SHARP are a waste of time.
January 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Every vetbro chud I observe who wants to “ban woke” from the military is almost entirely a population who hasn’t served since 2010, typically achieved the rank of Specialist at most before moving on, and *always* goes down the road of saying EO and SHARP are a waste of time.
On my first full re-watch of Better Call Saul and I had no idea how much I missed Lalo.
January 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
On my first full re-watch of Better Call Saul and I had no idea how much I missed Lalo.
Man, college football is great
January 1, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Man, college football is great
Let’s go, ASU. We are ready for The Forkening.
January 1, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Let’s go, ASU. We are ready for The Forkening.
Hi yes, Chelsea Dagger is one of the most worst songs of all time
December 31, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Hi yes, Chelsea Dagger is one of the most worst songs of all time
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"Follow your dreams."
December 29, 2024 at 12:37 AM
"Follow your dreams."
Cinnamon Roll, you have Ascended
December 29, 2024 at 12:28 AM
Cinnamon Roll, you have Ascended
Now that was a fun bowl game. Lovely work, ISU.
December 29, 2024 at 12:19 AM
Now that was a fun bowl game. Lovely work, ISU.
Sgt Al Powell, after getting roasted by the AMPM clerk, defiantly flexing on him by dunking his quarter into the donation can and tapping it will always be my favorite Nice Guy Flex.
December 24, 2024 at 3:15 PM
Sgt Al Powell, after getting roasted by the AMPM clerk, defiantly flexing on him by dunking his quarter into the donation can and tapping it will always be my favorite Nice Guy Flex.
Making my brother watch Shoresy in its entirety and told him the S3 finale was going to wreck him.
He was, in fact, quite wrecked. Nat kneeling with Shoresy got him, because that part gets everyone.
He was, in fact, quite wrecked. Nat kneeling with Shoresy got him, because that part gets everyone.
December 24, 2024 at 2:11 AM
Making my brother watch Shoresy in its entirety and told him the S3 finale was going to wreck him.
He was, in fact, quite wrecked. Nat kneeling with Shoresy got him, because that part gets everyone.
He was, in fact, quite wrecked. Nat kneeling with Shoresy got him, because that part gets everyone.