Salted Butter
@sltdbutter.bsky.social
31, queer, maintaining the hoard
Second up on this impromptu Emma Stone Marathon:
Easy A is kind of iconic. I might even say legendary. The costume work is everything. But question: if Lisa Kudrow gave that child chlamydia, who did she get it from ? Why was she the actual harlot of the movie ?
Easy A is kind of iconic. I might even say legendary. The costume work is everything. But question: if Lisa Kudrow gave that child chlamydia, who did she get it from ? Why was she the actual harlot of the movie ?
February 13, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Second up on this impromptu Emma Stone Marathon:
Easy A is kind of iconic. I might even say legendary. The costume work is everything. But question: if Lisa Kudrow gave that child chlamydia, who did she get it from ? Why was she the actual harlot of the movie ?
Easy A is kind of iconic. I might even say legendary. The costume work is everything. But question: if Lisa Kudrow gave that child chlamydia, who did she get it from ? Why was she the actual harlot of the movie ?
Watching La La Land a decade later and I still think its bad, but for new reasons! I used to think is was a well-intentioned musical made poorly. But actually, its a disingenuous film made with spite, so it was bad on purpose. And not even in a camp way!
February 13, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Watching La La Land a decade later and I still think its bad, but for new reasons! I used to think is was a well-intentioned musical made poorly. But actually, its a disingenuous film made with spite, so it was bad on purpose. And not even in a camp way!
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Love this Pokemon card art of Excadrill on a union break with human colleagues in a mine.
February 13, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Love this Pokemon card art of Excadrill on a union break with human colleagues in a mine.
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Imma start using "princess" instead of f*ggot like they do on The Boyfriend season 2.
a woman in a car with her mouth open
ALT: a woman in a car with her mouth open
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February 6, 2026 at 10:46 AM
Imma start using "princess" instead of f*ggot like they do on The Boyfriend season 2.
I have never cared about a reality couple more than Izaya and William. Sending these queens nothing but light and love.
February 6, 2026 at 10:43 AM
I have never cared about a reality couple more than Izaya and William. Sending these queens nothing but light and love.
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Sketches for a thing that never worked out... Never not disappointed that I was born 50 years too late to be a Playboy cartoonist.
February 27, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Sketches for a thing that never worked out... Never not disappointed that I was born 50 years too late to be a Playboy cartoonist.
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💦 Cum On My Heart 💝
Instead of breaking it
Instead of breaking it
February 1, 2026 at 9:56 AM
💦 Cum On My Heart 💝
Instead of breaking it
Instead of breaking it
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Weekend vibes
January 30, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Weekend vibes
Alton Brown making rimming jokes in his latest series brings me so much joy. He's giving sweaty-toothed madman and I fall deeper in love.
January 31, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Alton Brown making rimming jokes in his latest series brings me so much joy. He's giving sweaty-toothed madman and I fall deeper in love.
I got Zaheen 3-starred for the first time ever 💦🙃
January 30, 2026 at 4:58 PM
I got Zaheen 3-starred for the first time ever 💦🙃
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A friend sent me this screencap and I keep cracking up. 💀
January 29, 2026 at 12:44 AM
A friend sent me this screencap and I keep cracking up. 💀
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Queer and sporty graphic novels for lovers of Heated Rivalry:
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Order online at proud-geek.co.uk and get LGBTQ+ books and graphic novels delivered to your door.
#queerbooks #booksky #sportsromance
(A list of book titles and their authors is available in the alt text)
Order online at proud-geek.co.uk and get LGBTQ+ books and graphic novels delivered to your door.
#queerbooks #booksky #sportsromance
January 26, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Queer and sporty graphic novels for lovers of Heated Rivalry:
(A list of book titles and their authors is available in the alt text)
Order online at proud-geek.co.uk and get LGBTQ+ books and graphic novels delivered to your door.
#queerbooks #booksky #sportsromance
(A list of book titles and their authors is available in the alt text)
Order online at proud-geek.co.uk and get LGBTQ+ books and graphic novels delivered to your door.
#queerbooks #booksky #sportsromance
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Morning mantras and life time dreams.
January 25, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Morning mantras and life time dreams.
Early morning Pillion to celebrate the snow day.
January 25, 2026 at 9:32 AM
Early morning Pillion to celebrate the snow day.
Why is RuPaul being so nice to Athena ? Or is Darlene's shoe really that bad ?
January 24, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Why is RuPaul being so nice to Athena ? Or is Darlene's shoe really that bad ?
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oh it's going to be a Recession recession
January 18, 2026 at 10:56 PM
oh it's going to be a Recession recession
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Yordle Reroll is so hot right now 💦
January 15, 2026 at 6:51 AM
Yordle Reroll is so hot right now 💦
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i'd also add, for any self-professed perverts— how brave, how transgressive is your work if it falls within otherwise normative (+ refresh on theory of cishetnormativity) standards of beauty/attraction? if you don't know how to describe a fat person in art or words, how creative is it? how QUEER?
January 3, 2026 at 2:18 AM
i'd also add, for any self-professed perverts— how brave, how transgressive is your work if it falls within otherwise normative (+ refresh on theory of cishetnormativity) standards of beauty/attraction? if you don't know how to describe a fat person in art or words, how creative is it? how QUEER?
Finally locking in for One Piece
January 11, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Finally locking in for One Piece
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This is just going to always be my go-to response to this kind of thing anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...
December 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
This is just going to always be my go-to response to this kind of thing anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...