Happy end of global capitalism day everyone 🤗

A steve jobs biopic that has a doctor going crazy trying to get him to cure his very curable cancer

Hey everyone, keetle here! Why did the pot call me that?

"I never see you at the club" okay? I never see you at the club that doesn't allow nerds in

The drinking of a sacred beer

The thing about Musk is that, trolling and nazi behavior aside, he is incredibly fragile. Mild pushback changes the entire course of his life. Look at when he got boo'd at that standup show, when his daughter rebuffed him, when Grimes tweets things he doesn't want to hear, etc. [>]

Thinking about the fraternal sibling in a group of triplets getting bullied by the siblings that are identical

My kid lives in Siddall Hall and sent me these yesterday. First is what was put up by the school, second is the students’ alteration of the administrations’ cowardice.

My son is afraid a hummingbird might rip through his body at 9000mph. Can any professionals on here tell him he is stupid and full of shit

people are not fully aware that the technocrats that are currently ransacking the country and world are planning on making cities and states that are new countries run completely by them and on cryptocurrencies. peter theils ‘praxis nation” has a plan online about this

New York Times should give me a job. I am also a moron what's the problem

it's been a rough week so i thought i'd rotate a gyro for everyone. as a treat

The eggs benedict at my favorite diner now say market price its so over

Were golden globe interviewers always so open about being actors trying to get a big break?

Love when the Brady Bunch step siblings argue like yeah literally who are you

Robbing from the grave of twitter to repost selfies i liked