and the only other thing of note is that i am going to be spending all income for the foreseeable future on horny BL manhwa. thank you 2 fujoshi jesus or whatever

also i ice-dyed a t-shirt and some onesies (sent to a friend who just had a bébé). griffin immediately claimed the t-shirt, as well as this dog bed (purchased for a dog that weighs almost nine times more than he does)

put tater tots on the top of them and go FULL midwest

i feel like they won't fit unless i lose like 10-20 more pounds. like is everybody just getting their clothes tailored all the fucking time? wtf is going on

omg it's so fucking cooooool wtf

i love my disney princess werewolf wife

thank u for seeing me

the employee was able to use that to immediately find the card and went, "okay, mom! i'm so glad you were here!"

i was like (laughs anxiously in child-free nerd) yes... how fortuitous... that i am a mother...

the customer looks at her phone and goes "oh, it's v-bucks!" so the employee was looking around for the right gift card but seemed to have trouble finding it. i leaned over and was like "v-bucks is the fortnite currency!"