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aoife
@slumber.bsky.social
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i have bangs now and i can't shut up about it. every time i see my reflection i do a peace sign like ✨ hey girlie ✌️
July 16, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Pond 🐸
May 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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bringing back my favorite tweet related to this video
April 13, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy
April 23, 2025 at 6:35 AM
pants are so stupid. i bought a pair a while ago that is now noticeably baggy, like even when i use the little side buttons to tighten the waistband i have to pull them up constantly

so i bought another pair, one size smaller, but i would need to be like 2-3 inches smaller for them to fit?????
April 4, 2025 at 6:29 AM
i am so emotionally and physically drained that i fell asleep getting one of my elbows tattooed this week. we should delete 2025 and start over
April 4, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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イタズラで真っ黒になったので、洗われたニャース
February 9, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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Someone came out of the yarn room
February 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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October 26, 2024 at 4:18 AM
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Baltimore Oriole

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Posted: August 29, 2021
January 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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"bypassing traditional milestones" is a funny way of saying that most of us can't afford to buy a house with multiple jobs, won't have children because we can't afford them, most of our degrees are useless, and we are the poorest generation among all current living generations
January 7, 2025 at 4:31 AM
January 14, 2025 at 3:46 PM
my only hobby is pestering my best friend while she is busy at work. which i just realized is kind of what i criticize my cat for all the time
January 14, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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(2021) #1 dad ☕
December 24, 2024 at 12:34 PM
tapas ink sale FINALLYYYYYYYYYYYYY hail satan
December 23, 2024 at 2:12 PM
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it's the time of year where i can share one of my favorite comm pieces of all time. art by the amazing illusbal.bsky.social !! sometimes two wives are a 9ft tall werewolf and a ditzy spacegoat with dainty hooves
December 23, 2024 at 3:10 AM
went to target tonight and a customer and employee were trying to find something at the checkout aisle next to me, and i'm a nosy bitch so i was eavesdropping

CUSTOMER: is it ro-bux?
EMPLOYEE: roblox?
CUSTOMER: no, it ends in "bucks..."
December 22, 2024 at 3:10 AM
every food is better eaten
- out of a bowl
- with a spoon
December 21, 2024 at 7:47 AM
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they did not respond 😞
December 16, 2024 at 1:52 PM
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“Is it okay for a social media platform to be an echo chamber” back in the day we had websites and websites were generally focused on a single topic and if you were into that topic you would visit that website and if you weren’t into that topic you just didn’t go on that website and it was fine
December 17, 2024 at 7:49 PM
i like that both our discord statuses are just embarrassing typos i've made ("scraper" and "thumbnail")
December 21, 2024 at 5:44 AM
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i’m gonna just watch this at least once a day and i recommend everyone do the same
November 6, 2024 at 11:00 AM
luv u @valentyne.bsky.social i'll make a death pact with u any day
December 4, 2024 at 10:03 AM