Bucephalus 🔜 MFF2025
@beaujackal.bsky.social
It's me! The writer dog you probably know from other places like FA or twitter. I'm also here! Probably.
Happens to me a lot during pillowtalks. Hey I would like to communicate this thing I feel about a person I really like.
Lmao you can’t. Perish.
Lmao you can’t. Perish.
Today I flipped to a random page of the dictionary of obscure sorrows.
The word is Sayfish.
The word is Sayfish.
November 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Happens to me a lot during pillowtalks. Hey I would like to communicate this thing I feel about a person I really like.
Lmao you can’t. Perish.
Lmao you can’t. Perish.
Honestly be suspicious of anyone who says anyone's colonial empire was good actually.
Shorthand: If someone expresses that US Imperialism is a stain upon the earth whose sin can never be washed clean, but Soviet or Chinese imperialism is either acceptable or just didn't happen, you're talking to a tankie.
November 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Honestly be suspicious of anyone who says anyone's colonial empire was good actually.
The navy offered to teach me how to operate a nuclear reactor, which I thought would be cool. Navy wasn't very cool but it did get me into a reactor job, the proprietor of which went bankrupt within months of hiring me. So yeah I do datacenter stuff now? Those things certainly aren't going anywhere.
November 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
The navy offered to teach me how to operate a nuclear reactor, which I thought would be cool. Navy wasn't very cool but it did get me into a reactor job, the proprietor of which went bankrupt within months of hiring me. So yeah I do datacenter stuff now? Those things certainly aren't going anywhere.
I worry at times that I'm giving too much power to a given hypnodom(me), but often I'm quickly reminded that my friends are goofy dorks so that's not really a problem. Like when they try to brainwash me to watch their favorite Netflix series so they'll have someone to talk about it with.
November 23, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I worry at times that I'm giving too much power to a given hypnodom(me), but often I'm quickly reminded that my friends are goofy dorks so that's not really a problem. Like when they try to brainwash me to watch their favorite Netflix series so they'll have someone to talk about it with.
So much of the insane shit that elves did in the Tolkienverse was from like, lacking in stimulation. They had already done everything so they were straight up inventing new things to do. Sauron got an elven smith to forge The Rings just because magic rings were a cool idea nobody had tried before.
November 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
So much of the insane shit that elves did in the Tolkienverse was from like, lacking in stimulation. They had already done everything so they were straight up inventing new things to do. Sauron got an elven smith to forge The Rings just because magic rings were a cool idea nobody had tried before.
If foodmachine is not working she will investigate the other machines to see if they received her food by mistake.
November 22, 2025 at 4:59 PM
If foodmachine is not working she will investigate the other machines to see if they received her food by mistake.
Gettin' those "I should not be afforded the capacity for speech" vibes again.
November 21, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Gettin' those "I should not be afforded the capacity for speech" vibes again.
Me: I'll need to go to site and assess it myself.
Boss: Couldn't you call ops and have them look it over for you?
Me: No. They don't know what they're looking at and NO one on EARTH seems to understand "Does it have no datastream or does it have an active datastream with no data in it" the way I do.
Boss: Couldn't you call ops and have them look it over for you?
Me: No. They don't know what they're looking at and NO one on EARTH seems to understand "Does it have no datastream or does it have an active datastream with no data in it" the way I do.
November 21, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Me: I'll need to go to site and assess it myself.
Boss: Couldn't you call ops and have them look it over for you?
Me: No. They don't know what they're looking at and NO one on EARTH seems to understand "Does it have no datastream or does it have an active datastream with no data in it" the way I do.
Boss: Couldn't you call ops and have them look it over for you?
Me: No. They don't know what they're looking at and NO one on EARTH seems to understand "Does it have no datastream or does it have an active datastream with no data in it" the way I do.
Her name is Juno now~
NASA posted a photo of Jupiter under ultraviolet light 🏳️⚧️
November 21, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Her name is Juno now~
Comminatrix
Findomming you except instead of giving me money you commission my artist friends to draw me
November 21, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Comminatrix
When you pose a decision that you're extremely on the fence about to your boyfriend and he goes through point-for-point the EXACT same stalemate as you did. Validating! If not like, increasing the net number of decisions made. Did make me feel very in sync with him tho~
November 20, 2025 at 11:50 PM
When you pose a decision that you're extremely on the fence about to your boyfriend and he goes through point-for-point the EXACT same stalemate as you did. Validating! If not like, increasing the net number of decisions made. Did make me feel very in sync with him tho~
The icy stab into your spirit in autumn when it starts to gets dark at 5pm.
Call that Fall Damage
Call that Fall Damage
November 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
The icy stab into your spirit in autumn when it starts to gets dark at 5pm.
Call that Fall Damage
Call that Fall Damage
Everybody shit-talked Disco Elysium for its "make sure you're stocked-up, this conversation is gonna be taxing" mechanic but DAMN some conversations do be like that irl. You even unlock rewards from completing them~
November 20, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Everybody shit-talked Disco Elysium for its "make sure you're stocked-up, this conversation is gonna be taxing" mechanic but DAMN some conversations do be like that irl. You even unlock rewards from completing them~
Them: Hey can you weigh in on this trouble we’re having on the lab network controller?
Me: Sorry I don’t speak node-RED.
Them: Ah alright.
Narrator: Responding in this specific fashion cleverly implies that he is proficient in more-than-zero programming languages, which is not actually the case.
Me: Sorry I don’t speak node-RED.
Them: Ah alright.
Narrator: Responding in this specific fashion cleverly implies that he is proficient in more-than-zero programming languages, which is not actually the case.
November 19, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Them: Hey can you weigh in on this trouble we’re having on the lab network controller?
Me: Sorry I don’t speak node-RED.
Them: Ah alright.
Narrator: Responding in this specific fashion cleverly implies that he is proficient in more-than-zero programming languages, which is not actually the case.
Me: Sorry I don’t speak node-RED.
Them: Ah alright.
Narrator: Responding in this specific fashion cleverly implies that he is proficient in more-than-zero programming languages, which is not actually the case.
It’s funny how even just seeing them written you can tell that Xbone is said with derision, but Gabecube is said with whispered reverence.
November 18, 2025 at 11:20 PM
It’s funny how even just seeing them written you can tell that Xbone is said with derision, but Gabecube is said with whispered reverence.
The ancient texts have degraded beyond recognition
November 17, 2025 at 8:27 PM
The ancient texts have degraded beyond recognition
🎄✨~Season’s breedings~✨🎄
November 16, 2025 at 8:28 PM
🎄✨~Season’s breedings~✨🎄
Protogen friends getting into probiotic foods
November 16, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Protogen friends getting into probiotic foods
Okay they're playing it up but it actually is Like That Tho.
Damn, may have to check this show out if there's a dub...
Damn, may have to check this show out if there's a dub...
LOSING IT
November 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Okay they're playing it up but it actually is Like That Tho.
Damn, may have to check this show out if there's a dub...
Damn, may have to check this show out if there's a dub...
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if anyone tells you that you need grow up just know that my dad is 62 and currently making noises at the dog through a cardboard tube until it tries to bit the end of it
November 15, 2025 at 3:55 PM
if anyone tells you that you need grow up just know that my dad is 62 and currently making noises at the dog through a cardboard tube until it tries to bit the end of it
Fuck it, every business is a worker-owned co-op now. You wanna buy a company? Better convince the EMPLOYEES that's a good move for them. Need startup investment? Get loans, PAY THEM BACK and then never have shareholders again.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 15, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Fuck it, every business is a worker-owned co-op now. You wanna buy a company? Better convince the EMPLOYEES that's a good move for them. Need startup investment? Get loans, PAY THEM BACK and then never have shareholders again.
Sounds like you need to stop being a person~
November 15, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Sounds like you need to stop being a person~
Okay follow me on this concept. Trans pride flag Game Changer shirt that says “I’ve been her the whole time.”
November 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Okay follow me on this concept. Trans pride flag Game Changer shirt that says “I’ve been her the whole time.”
My attention is being called to the noteworthy difference between black goop covering you and having the YOU melted off of black goop.
The second category is very much speaking to me~
The second category is very much speaking to me~
November 13, 2025 at 2:48 AM
My attention is being called to the noteworthy difference between black goop covering you and having the YOU melted off of black goop.
The second category is very much speaking to me~
The second category is very much speaking to me~