Bucephalus
@beaujackal.bsky.social
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It's me! The writer dog you probably know from other places like FA or twitter. I'm also here! Probably.
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beaujackal.bsky.social
Reminds me too much of being at work.
"Do the thing!"
"What... is the thing, exactly? How does it work?"
"Dunno but stuff happens when you do the thing so do the thing!"
beaujackal.bsky.social
Okay but like, if they pinky-swear not to do it again then they can't do it again. It's in The Rules. To do it they'd have to lie and also break the rules. That is a behavior that you would simply not see from this famously honest and rules-respecting administration.
beaujackal.bsky.social
Sometimes I doubt, “do I REALLY have ADHD tho?” and then I think about submitting my timesheet and how every time it’s like “Okay if you fill out this form we will literally give you a thousand dollars.” And I’m like 🤔🤔🤔 ehhhh I’ll get to it later.
beaujackal.bsky.social
Contrast is important! A lot of people get hazy and forgetful in deep trance, so making them sharp and fully aware when you demonstrate how well their programming is working can really drive that home.
beaujackal.bsky.social
And to be clear these are cases where nothing had changed operationally. There absolutely are minor alarms which, when sufficiently ignored, choose to suddenly become emergencies. “Oh shit the water ran out!” Yeah if only a Low Water Alarm had told you about this two days ago.
beaujackal.bsky.social
With my clients it’s always with how they flag “emergency” service requests. I look at the event logs and see that the alarm they’re upset about happened 11 days ago. Why was it not even worth reporting for 11 days and NOW it’s an emergency?
beaujackal.bsky.social
Cohesive game design? Satisfying traversal mechanics? Rewarding gameplay loop?? Overwhelmingly positive Steamscore where every compliment is followed by question marks. Meanwhile the game’s actual fanbase straight up rioted when a graphical tweak accidentally reduced the maximum assfat value by 4%.
beaujackal.bsky.social
Deeply funny to me how much free press Atlyss is getting just from professional haters going like “hehehoohoo I’m gonna make a video dunking on stupid furry gooner game” and then the video is 10% that “joke” and 90% them being like “I’m? Having fun?? Game… GOOD???”
beaujackal.bsky.social
Insane to me how slow banks have been to catch on to this. Are they so bamboozled by the buzzwords that they look at a four year plan that needs more fluid VC than exists in the entire country to build infrastructure that has done nothing but lose money for years and say “well it’s the future tho”?
beaujackal.bsky.social
Oh EXTREMELY yes. There’s a huge demographic of people who treat politics like it’s this series of abstract philosophical trolley problems that they can debate about for internet points. Those people get real mad when you point out that real people are fucking dying over this stuff.
beaujackal.bsky.social
I'm always here with the deep cuts that like 7 people on earth will understand~
beaujackal.bsky.social
It’s infuriating, yeah. I’m going to see if there’s an automation I can set up that sends some people a Teams message to tell them to check their email every time I email them, because they just ignore it otherwise.
beaujackal.bsky.social
Oh, well then yeah they may have chosen stupid.
beaujackal.bsky.social
This is what the Companion Cube looks like now. Feel old yet?
beaujackal.bsky.social
I don’t tend to blame the stupid. Not directly anyway. They are a product of the decades of decay, neglect and crippling underfunding of our school systems. They may well have flourished, were they provided the conditions to do so when they were young.
beaujackal.bsky.social
Unless the childish thing you love is dating teenagers. There’s absolutely an age at which you need to give that up.
beaujackal.bsky.social
So real. You never HAVE to put away childish things. If you realize that your tastes changed and you now find joy in more ‘mature’ pursuits then by all means follow that growth. But don’t give up something you love because you’re not “supposed” to love that at your age.
idohavjuan.bsky.social
it was all a lie, I didn't stop enjoying videogames, sniffing flowers on a nice stroll, or constantly filling my life with whimsy and joy

becoming a miserable old fuck that's only concerned with profit maxxing and an inability to relate to anyone younger than you is in fact a serious skill issue
essencesimmone.blacksky.app
Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?
beaujackal.bsky.social
They did such a good job with that one. Seeing Sisko make that excruciating decision to water down his story to get it published because weak representation is better than none, and then the story gets killed anyway. It felt like heightened reality even though that’s a cuttingly realistic scenario.
beaujackal.bsky.social
“Yeah, we’re always looking for more tops to play with!”
*we are both ace and love Beyblades*
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snow117.bsky.social
I've been working on an essay about The Struggles of TTRPG Outreach and Fandom but I think this tumblr post just captured the whole sentiment im like 100 words.
Fact: Apart from pure recognition factor, one of the major reasons your fanart gets more eyes on it than your OCd is because people are perverts for narrative context, and your OCs don't have any.

Corollary: you don't actually need to write a whole-ass graphic novel to achieve that narrative context. You do need to know what your OC's story is, but once you do, you can literally just draw contextless snapshots from that story that raise more questions than they answer and people will fill in the blanks.
beaujackal.bsky.social
Yeah once we hit Real Winter I’m putting like 4 gallons a day in the humidifier 💦💦
beaujackal.bsky.social
I’ve seen two other people report that search isn’t working for them. I couldn’t get any results for ‘cat’ just now so it seems cooked.
beaujackal.bsky.social
He does explicitly say in the article that that’s not an accurate comparison, but the difference is just that all the costs are a million times larger. So it’s not structurally different. It’s the same script as dot-com, or crypto, or NFT’s, but incalculably bigger.