@flatline42.bsky.social
Android is a pile of janky steaming shit too lately for the same reason.
it’s not just AI slop: they’re breaking shit constantly now
since the latest update, random things will crash Explorer and my taskbar will restart, Discord kept freezing until I turned off notifications, and trying to scroll in Chrome with some games alt-tabbed is a glitchy mess
since the latest update, random things will crash Explorer and my taskbar will restart, Discord kept freezing until I turned off notifications, and trying to scroll in Chrome with some games alt-tabbed is a glitchy mess
"Stop this nonsense. No one wants this."
December 8, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Android is a pile of janky steaming shit too lately for the same reason.
Portishead makes this *kisses fingertips*
Norwegian Foreign Minister: You get that social video for next week?
Director of Social Media: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Even threw in “Glory Box”.
FM: what
Director of Social Media: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Even threw in “Glory Box”.
FM: what
December 5, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Portishead makes this *kisses fingertips*
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“Looking directly into another person’s eyes while being physically intimate is a sick and unholy act,” said Utah Gov. Spencer Cox
Utah Bans Eye Contact During Sex
SALT LAKE CITY—With top lawmakers championing the measure as a restoration of Christian values currently under attack in mainstream America, the Utah State Legislature passed a bill Monday that bans a...
theonion.com
December 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“Looking directly into another person’s eyes while being physically intimate is a sick and unholy act,” said Utah Gov. Spencer Cox
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my guide to intermittent fasting
December 4, 2025 at 3:48 PM
my guide to intermittent fasting
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h/t @robertfreundlaw.bsky.social
holy shit, an accurate legal critique of LLMs. LLMs don't reason because they're just stitching together plausible-looking sentences indifferent to the content
holy shit, an accurate legal critique of LLMs. LLMs don't reason because they're just stitching together plausible-looking sentences indifferent to the content
December 3, 2025 at 7:51 PM
h/t @robertfreundlaw.bsky.social
holy shit, an accurate legal critique of LLMs. LLMs don't reason because they're just stitching together plausible-looking sentences indifferent to the content
holy shit, an accurate legal critique of LLMs. LLMs don't reason because they're just stitching together plausible-looking sentences indifferent to the content
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All super rich guys sound the same now. It’s all “I sleep four hours a night and spend the other twenty hours a day developing a product that’s going to bring us the best widespread poverty anyone’s ever seen.”
December 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
All super rich guys sound the same now. It’s all “I sleep four hours a night and spend the other twenty hours a day developing a product that’s going to bring us the best widespread poverty anyone’s ever seen.”
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Increasingly tech is seeking to solve for the problem "humans exist," which is what you'd expect to see in a system where humans are seen as a cost and not a value.
“Humans get tired; some days are better than others. The AI does not get tired. It doesn’t get grumpy. It doesn’t have a bad day. The AI is consistent,” says Juan Espinoza, vice provost” demonstrating that humans can be profoundly ignorant and make vibe-based decisions.
Replace him with a chatbot
Replace him with a chatbot
Judging from the quotes in here, university admins are some of the least “ai literate” people in existence. No wonder they think students need to be taught how to use it.
December 3, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Increasingly tech is seeking to solve for the problem "humans exist," which is what you'd expect to see in a system where humans are seen as a cost and not a value.
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This is a completely new, original game built from the ground up by @arcdreampublishing.bsky.social , crafted with real love for the lore and the world. 💀📖 Hop into the Discord and snag the playtest. We want you at the table. 🎲🔥 #TheBlackCompanyTTRPG
The Black Company Roleplaying Game
The Black Company Roleplaying Game is a fast-paced, deadly game of swords, sorcery, and soldiers. Play this tabletop RPG with friends in person or online. The all-too-mortal soldiers of the Black…
theblackcompanyrpg.com
December 2, 2025 at 1:59 PM
This is a completely new, original game built from the ground up by @arcdreampublishing.bsky.social , crafted with real love for the lore and the world. 💀📖 Hop into the Discord and snag the playtest. We want you at the table. 🎲🔥 #TheBlackCompanyTTRPG
Kelly with the "everyone is 12 now" theory of the administration.
Kelly: He runs around on stage talking about lethality and the warrior ethos.. That’s not the message that should be coming from the Secretary of Defense… He runs around on a stage like he’s a 12 year old playing army. It’s embarrassing.
December 2, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Kelly with the "everyone is 12 now" theory of the administration.
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Alt text for those who need it. This is amazing.
December 2, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Alt text for those who need it. This is amazing.
Can't believe I'm typing this but... I agree with Bill Kristol.
"Give us the midterms and we'll fucking impeach him. Give us the executive and we try his ass for war crimes that he has already admitted to."
"Give us the midterms and we'll fucking impeach him. Give us the executive and we try his ass for war crimes that he has already admitted to."
For some reason Democratic leaders seem to prefer telling voters what they won’t be able to do, rather than what they’d like to do.
If Hegseth ordered a war crime and lied about it, shouldn’t Ds try for impeachment? Put Rs on the spot. They might get a few defections.
www.axios.com/2025/12/01/j...
If Hegseth ordered a war crime and lied about it, shouldn’t Ds try for impeachment? Put Rs on the spot. They might get a few defections.
www.axios.com/2025/12/01/j...
Jeffries says not to expect Democrats to pursue Hegseth impeachment over boat strikes
"Republicans will never allow articles of impeachment to be brought to the floor," he said.
www.axios.com
December 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Can't believe I'm typing this but... I agree with Bill Kristol.
"Give us the midterms and we'll fucking impeach him. Give us the executive and we try his ass for war crimes that he has already admitted to."
"Give us the midterms and we'll fucking impeach him. Give us the executive and we try his ass for war crimes that he has already admitted to."
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When newspapers are owned by billionaires you get headlines like this 🤡
The Jeff Bezos- owned @washingtonpost.com , folks 🙃 🤦🏻♂️
The Jeff Bezos- owned @washingtonpost.com , folks 🙃 🤦🏻♂️
December 1, 2025 at 4:52 PM
When newspapers are owned by billionaires you get headlines like this 🤡
The Jeff Bezos- owned @washingtonpost.com , folks 🙃 🤦🏻♂️
The Jeff Bezos- owned @washingtonpost.com , folks 🙃 🤦🏻♂️
@profanity.accountant let's see how clean I keep it.
November 29, 2025 at 10:49 PM
@profanity.accountant let's see how clean I keep it.
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the true reason for the season: as a species, we give thanks for the asteroid that liberated us from the tyranny of the dinosaurs by roasting and eating one of them fuckers.
November 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
the true reason for the season: as a species, we give thanks for the asteroid that liberated us from the tyranny of the dinosaurs by roasting and eating one of them fuckers.
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
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When our son was 10 he would ask questions about whatever narrative we were consuming together and it took one talk like "those questions you're always asking are called the story and if you're patient you'll find that they get answered eventually" and a lot of the internet needs that refresher.
"WHY'S SHE DOING THAT?? WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT, I'M BORED" well the cool thing about following a narrative is that eventually if you keep watching or reading or listening, magical bits of information are doled out
November 27, 2025 at 5:50 AM
When our son was 10 he would ask questions about whatever narrative we were consuming together and it took one talk like "those questions you're always asking are called the story and if you're patient you'll find that they get answered eventually" and a lot of the internet needs that refresher.
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slapping this sticker on top of the nuzzi-lizza discourse
November 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
slapping this sticker on top of the nuzzi-lizza discourse
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This is Mandy. She has been told she has certain noodle-like qualities. Takes it as a compliment though, because everyone loves noodles. 13/10 (IG: spacecitysighthounds)
November 26, 2025 at 9:41 PM
This is Mandy. She has been told she has certain noodle-like qualities. Takes it as a compliment though, because everyone loves noodles. 13/10 (IG: spacecitysighthounds)
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Slop Evader is a tool from artist and researcher Tega Brain that lets you search the web for results exclusively before November 30, 2022—the day that ChatGPT was released to the public.
'Slop Evader' Lets You Surf the Web Like It’s 2022
Artist Tega Brain is fighting the internet’s enshittification by turning back the clock to before ChatGPT existed.
www.404media.co
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Slop Evader is a tool from artist and researcher Tega Brain that lets you search the web for results exclusively before November 30, 2022—the day that ChatGPT was released to the public.
I'm already just intrinsically giving more value to anything dated before late 2022 or so. At some point the AI slop assholes are going to be pissed by that and start artificially backdating their slop to make it seem more legitimate. I can feel it coming in my bones.
One of the big tidal forces of the coming years is that the baseline reliability of things you see on a screen is going to decline.
I think this has not been adequately metabolized.
This is one version, but there are a bunch of them.
I think this has not been adequately metabolized.
This is one version, but there are a bunch of them.
NEW: AI “recipe slop” is overrunning search and social. Food creators say Google’s AI Overviews and glossy fake food pics are drowning out real, tested recipes — collapsing traffic and setting home cooks up for disaster, especially this Thanksgiving.
Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
November 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I'm already just intrinsically giving more value to anything dated before late 2022 or so. At some point the AI slop assholes are going to be pissed by that and start artificially backdating their slop to make it seem more legitimate. I can feel it coming in my bones.
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Christmas is coming, and the Black Friday sales signal we’re in peak gift-buying season.
When you’re picking out gifts for friends and family this year, there’s a whole slew of tech products that are better to avoid. I put together a guide to help you through it.
When you’re picking out gifts for friends and family this year, there’s a whole slew of tech products that are better to avoid. I put together a guide to help you through it.
A tech critic’s guide to holiday gift-giving
Maybe your grandma doesn’t need that Alexa smart speaker
disconnect.blog
November 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Christmas is coming, and the Black Friday sales signal we’re in peak gift-buying season.
When you’re picking out gifts for friends and family this year, there’s a whole slew of tech products that are better to avoid. I put together a guide to help you through it.
When you’re picking out gifts for friends and family this year, there’s a whole slew of tech products that are better to avoid. I put together a guide to help you through it.
The Woz consistently strikes me as one of the best people to ever come along in the early era of computers. I'm sure there's some skeleton in his closet but over and over again he just seems like he's one of the most decent and accomplished people to come out of tech from the '80s and '90s.
In an era filled with tech dipshits who never developed emotionally past the age of 13 & use their wealth to become odious monsters ...
... listen to Steve Wozniak.
... listen to Steve Wozniak.
November 23, 2025 at 2:57 AM
The Woz consistently strikes me as one of the best people to ever come along in the early era of computers. I'm sure there's some skeleton in his closet but over and over again he just seems like he's one of the most decent and accomplished people to come out of tech from the '80s and '90s.