How i feel after the latest episode #heatedrivalry

The real millennial experience is getting carded at a bar then immediately having a hot flash

Sitting here waiting and hoping to have my post dinner diarrhea before it’s time to shower. Real white ppl shit.

If i trace an error back to the node_modules file, well that has nothing to do with me. I didn’t make a mistake, the program is having a misunderstanding and that’s not my business best wishes, I’m giving up.

Is this a thing: some kind of extension that makes a word processor function like how i have my VS code set up. I’m highlighting things and typing “ like hotcakes, deleting all my shit. Im alt shift down arrowing everything. It’s a nightmare.

Yeah things are bad, but tbh in my day to day, not being able to watch pornhub in my home state with a vpn might be the thing that pushes me over the edge. I’m not even allowed to cum easily in these trying times? Fuck this place.

Sometimes i have real thoughts like “bummer i can’t eat chips and queso while playing xbox” and idk what my mom did to deserve a sentient Mountain Dew as a child.

Was coding with a guy today who had been living in Korea until 2 months ago and he asked me with full sincerity “yo, fr what the fuck is happening here?” Welcome back to the states. Sorry.

Dear god

Second time in my adult life that I’ve had to say out loud “are we supposed to keep working while the coup is happening orrr???”

Just got an amber alert while combing through a substack for sources about the bird flu pandemic about to pop off that our government won’t notify us/do anything about and i just thought about what surviving a kidnapping only to die of bird flu would be like

One way to win the economic competition with China would be to make apps that don't suck shit. Have you considered that

How i respond to people sending a mattermost message to cancel a meeting last minute is “this is great news, thank you”

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