🪬 SLURPLE 🟣 BRAINED 🧠
@slurple.bsky.social
Guy who knows his way around the fabric of reality
Want the compulsive satisfaction of blocking people but don’t want the adverse network effects? Do it on Bluesky!
August 26, 2023 at 2:04 AM
Want the compulsive satisfaction of blocking people but don’t want the adverse network effects? Do it on Bluesky!
Bruh I am never posting another Israel-Palestine take again. Worst mistake ever
August 6, 2023 at 1:16 AM
Bruh I am never posting another Israel-Palestine take again. Worst mistake ever
The Bluesky vs. Threads war will be known as the bloodiest in social media history
July 15, 2023 at 12:08 PM
The Bluesky vs. Threads war will be known as the bloodiest in social media history
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Hell yes! I saw a guy wearing a face mask in his car. The trend’s not dead!
July 2, 2023 at 4:43 PM
Hell yes! I saw a guy wearing a face mask in his car. The trend’s not dead!
It’s going to be rough for 90s kids when software in 2097 minimizes out for the age category at 2000
July 2, 2023 at 4:35 PM
It’s going to be rough for 90s kids when software in 2097 minimizes out for the age category at 2000
In the future, internet archeologists will record the first mention of Twitter in atavistic Bluesky posts. They will note that, despite the prevalence of Bluesky, there was once a gargantuan and less well understood predecessor
NOOOOO TURN TWITTER BACK ON I WAS A NICHE INTERNET MICROCELEBRITY
July 2, 2023 at 3:33 PM
In the future, internet archeologists will record the first mention of Twitter in atavistic Bluesky posts. They will note that, despite the prevalence of Bluesky, there was once a gargantuan and less well understood predecessor
I will NOT pay a regular fee to a social media platform to use it. I will, however, buy a burner phone in order to verify all sorts of alts
July 2, 2023 at 3:27 PM
I will NOT pay a regular fee to a social media platform to use it. I will, however, buy a burner phone in order to verify all sorts of alts
I desperately need a guy to do this to me
July 2, 2023 at 3:05 PM
I desperately need a guy to do this to me
Doing the South African flag in Morse code in the groupchat to let them know I've been rate limited and can't respond
July 2, 2023 at 2:56 PM
Doing the South African flag in Morse code in the groupchat to let them know I've been rate limited and can't respond
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welcome to bluesky! ⛅ i see a lot of new users have migrated to our little haven we call home. we do things a little differently than the bird site 🐤 so let me show you the ropes 😊 you can send death threats on here 💀 we threaten people with hammers 🔨 kill maim destroy 😈
July 2, 2023 at 1:55 PM
welcome to bluesky! ⛅ i see a lot of new users have migrated to our little haven we call home. we do things a little differently than the bird site 🐤 so let me show you the ropes 😊 you can send death threats on here 💀 we threaten people with hammers 🔨 kill maim destroy 😈
Give me posting, or give me death
-Patrick Henry
-Patrick Henry
July 2, 2023 at 2:38 PM
Give me posting, or give me death
-Patrick Henry
-Patrick Henry
Elon popping in to ruin my day once again
July 2, 2023 at 2:32 PM
Elon popping in to ruin my day once again
Me and the boys headed to Bluesky while Twitter is burning
July 2, 2023 at 12:15 PM
Me and the boys headed to Bluesky while Twitter is burning
Shoutout to both my fathers today
June 18, 2023 at 2:31 PM
Shoutout to both my fathers today
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June 16, 2023 at 8:11 PM
Not sure what to post here so maybe I’ll just post blue skies
June 10, 2023 at 3:59 PM
Not sure what to post here so maybe I’ll just post blue skies
Hanging out on Bluesky until the hullabaloo dies down. What’s up
May 29, 2023 at 5:30 AM
Hanging out on Bluesky until the hullabaloo dies down. What’s up
You moved from Twitter to Bluesky? Oh, so you hate women?
May 24, 2023 at 1:12 PM
You moved from Twitter to Bluesky? Oh, so you hate women?
i guess all v*b*c*mp discourse is especially ~triggering~ for me because it reminds me of my (tpot) ex who used to whisper “object-level” into my ear when we were in bed to elicit some kind of shocked reaction… huge scott alexander supporter ofc
May 12, 2023 at 10:06 PM
i guess all v*b*c*mp discourse is especially ~triggering~ for me because it reminds me of my (tpot) ex who used to whisper “object-level” into my ear when we were in bed to elicit some kind of shocked reaction… huge scott alexander supporter ofc
Bluesky is out here making a new social internet. But we’ve barely grasped the power and promise of an anti-social internet
May 12, 2023 at 1:49 AM
Bluesky is out here making a new social internet. But we’ve barely grasped the power and promise of an anti-social internet