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science girlfriend 🧑🏻‍🔬🌈
@slurplor.bsky.social
methodology queen ✨ data nerd ✨ credential collector

insufferably gay 🌈 speculality sexualator

The pandemic isn’t over, SARS-2 is airborne, H5N1 is here… MASK UP 😷
Unrelated to current events, obviously
September 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
He sure seemed to think violence was, in fact, the answer.
September 11, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Uhhhhhh this is so fucking gross???!? Like, isn’t this extortion???

“You’re in a bad position, we’ll let you get annihilated unless you give us what we want… why haven’t you thanked us for everything we’ve done”

W H A T

Fucking sick, weak, insecure little men doing an abusive husband shtick.
February 28, 2025 at 7:09 PM
“What color is your soul?”
This tracks I guess 🙃
December 4, 2024 at 3:10 AM
Lmao referencing the 🏈 performanceartlor act as “spontaneous” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

oh no Tayvis fans “wanted more?” You don’t say.
November 29, 2024 at 5:19 PM
Texting me from the other room “just in case” 😂😂😂
Why is she like this.

(…she bought it)
November 28, 2024 at 3:31 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.

[why are 90% of my pics snake or frog memes 😂😂😂]
November 27, 2024 at 6:10 PM
Not mad about having a Scorpio stellium for once 😅🙃
November 17, 2024 at 2:38 PM
Oop.
November 13, 2024 at 12:43 AM