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methodology queen ✨ data nerd ✨ credential collector

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The pandemic isn’t over, SARS-2 is airborne, H5N1 is here… MASK UP 😷
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Seriously? He has no idea how insurance works or how to govern. I’ll never get over 77 million people thinking a man this incompetent belongs anywhere near the Oval Office.
November 8, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free
October 25, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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He’s just gonna keep going and take down the whole White House, isn’t he
October 22, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Our federal tax dollars are being used to fund a network of government social media accounts that pump out disinformation 24/7. Even during a government shutdown. It’s definitely not essential work.
October 18, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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The Santos commutation is a prelude to a Ghislaine Maxwell pardon.

Mark my words.
October 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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The war zone in Portland is out of control.
October 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Groceries are up
October 14, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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3D printers: WE NEED YOU! If you have a printer, start making whistles for your community. Volunteers of ours have been printing and passing them out across communities, over 200 have been handed out so far!
October 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Adelita Grijalva won her election 19 days ago and she still hasn’t been sworn in.

The government has been shut down for 12 days with no end in sight.

They can stall as long as they want but the Epstein files ain’t going away.
October 13, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Broadview, Illinois 10/10-10/11
October 13, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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This administration is flooding the zone so furiously that people have largely lost track of the lethal attacks on boats in the Caribbean, the gov’t shutdown, the economy, failed release of the Epstein files & so much else. It’s a tactic of would-be strongmen.
October 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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no they're LITERALLY exaggerating this issue. there is absolutely no data backing up their claims. ffs just say that!!
October 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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October 8, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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Brainstem damage found to be behind long-lasting effects of severe Covid-19.

"Using ultra-high-resolution scanners that can see the living brain in fine detail, researchers from the Universities of Cambridge and Oxford were able to observe the damaging effects Covid-19 can have on the brain."
Brainstem damage found to be behind long-lasting effects of severe Covid-19
Damage to the brainstem - the brain's 'control center' - is behind long-lasting physical and psychiatric effects of severe Covid-19 infection, a study suggests.
www.news-medical.net
October 8, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I thiiiink she is in front of Ophiuchus?
The serpent holder.
Which some astro peeps call the 13th zodiac sign. 😅😅😅
astrology oomfs about to go crazy
October 8, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Sorry about that, lawyers. All that stuff you learned in law school doesn't matter anymore.

Unlike doctors. All the stuff we learned in med school and thought we'd never have to actually know about is now becoming very critical again (measles, diphtheria, pertussis)
October 7, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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*Youth Pastor Voice*

You know who ELSE liked working with wood?
October 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Glowing like the end of a cigarette (f*g) Wow, she came out. She's living my dream.
October 7, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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People under 25 collapsing at concerts isn’t a mystery — it’s COVID and Long COVID. Both can trigger POTS and other post-viral issues, but too many still ignore that reality.

Source: x.com/AgathasSapph...
October 8, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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U MADE A DEAL WITH THIS DEVIL TURNS OUT MY DICK’S BIGGER
October 7, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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So according to SCOTUS it would seem that states have the right to ban gender affirmative care that professional organizations support but do not have the right to ban conversion therapy that professional organizations condemn. Professional expertise literally has no legitimacy anymore.
October 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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ICE admits that up to 50% of arrests in its Chicago raids are "collateral.” These aren't statistics. They are parents taken from their children, neighbors taken from our communities. When does a "collateral" U.S. citizen child's trauma matter? This isn't law enforcement; it's a campaign of terror.
October 5, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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I’m horrified by Trump’s order to send 300 National Guard troops to Chicago. We’re only nine months into a four year term and already the president is trying to invade an American city. If you’re in the Guard, you can and should refuse these orders.
October 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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People arent only being disappeared from the streets, churches, schools, hospitals & jobs now they're being disappeared in the middle of the night FROM THEIR OWN BEDS IN VIOLATION OF THE 4TH AMENDMENT.
I want this revolution to be bloodless, but when they start disappearing us from our houses-
October 3, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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overt nazi language in this DHS job listing (which i’m told is for a low-level but important job in adjudicating immigration applications and requires knowledge of the law)
October 3, 2025 at 4:36 PM