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You know i have wondered what my story would sound like on WTF, but I don’t think it has mass appeal

Love you Marc, thanks for everything
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I might add Burgundy!
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I can hear him tell the first one and it makes it so much better

BY LOOKING IN THE MIRROR

(Very long pause)
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“A dignity deficit that would embarrass Renfield” is so good
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That tiny ass boy looks dry, smh
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After her little aside he asks again and she has nothing planned, just sits in wordless silence hoping it goes away
Speechless Pam Bondi is in too deep
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Once they start firing people all the “democrats did this” pretense disappears. It rings hollow to many already.
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So crucial to get the Great Library if you want to stay ahead of the competition
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The president has unlimited authority to remove noncompliant board members except when it comes to the Fed, whose independence was established in Harlan Crow's Net Worth v. Unitary Executive.
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Oh hell yeah

All of your playlists are my shit but this SPECIFICALLY is my shit
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That’s what you get for straying from God (Kirkland Signature)
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So tiny you can barely see him
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Perry Farrell was 31 when “Been Caught Stealing” came out. 31!

You can sit around the pile and laugh at any age.
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Landry hates New Orleans and does not care about the local businesses
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We have a Jeff Z mirror bot on bluesky now, fellow Ravens fans.

You don’t want to be spending anymore time today thinking about them, but still
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Ravens snap counts from Sunday’s loss to the Chiefs: Likely plays 25 snaps in quiet return; Noteboom replaces injured Stanley; a lot of Hill with Ravens often in two minute; Tupou plays 30 snaps a few days after joining team. Oweh again sub 50 pct snaps.
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If you don’t see your city listed but you know of an independent theater that might be interested, just email that theater and let them know!

That’s how it came to be playing in New Orleans
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Nice try sneaking the Red Sox into the top group
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That’s a bummer

Sure John Fogerty was the heavy lifting songwriter, but those songs don’t come together without his brothers rhythm guitar and Stu Cooks juicy bass
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Be sure you use your back in a rapid jerking motion as you hurl these cinder blocks
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But not a chance in hell Elias would sign off on that

Whoever is the next manager will not have real pull or clout
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He’s new to them! Cedric was the last tie