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sluts4jrackham.bsky.social
cake 🫧 stereotypical plant guy
@sluts4jrackham.bsky.social
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|| 29 || he/him || 🔞 || 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 || writer || resident autist™ || cancer survivor, 4 years & counting || if you haven’t seen me for awhile, i’m busy gardening

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sluts4jrackham.bsky.social
“jaskier and geralt are less gay :/” girl have you SEEN this?? this man is ready to risk it ALLLL. he’s about to make every single mistake all at once, tf you mean ‘less gay’
a screenshot of jaskier from the witcher netflix season 4 episode 1. he’s looking intensely after geralt, who just rode off on his horse while unsheathing his sword to heroically save some helpless civilian a screenshot of jaskier from the witcher netflix season 4 episode 1. he’s looking even more intensely after geralt, who just rode off on his horse while unsheathing his sword to heroically save some helpless civilian
November 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM
sluts4jrackham.bsky.social
would
a screenshot of The Emperor from baldur’s gate 3, an illithid mind flayer that lives inside the interdimensional trinket you carry in your pocket. he’s propositioning you. y’know, for sex. The Emperor: “They say that home is where a person can be their truest selves, without guile, without pretence.”
October 30, 2025 at 4:48 AM
sluts4jrackham.bsky.social
"i'd rather die actually" gale is so fucking relatable lmao
a screenshot of gale from baldur's gate 3 during a scene in which you basically order him to get onstage and be a prop in a weird clown's performance. he says: "Truly?" I might as well go mount the gallows."
October 29, 2025 at 1:23 AM
sluts4jrackham.bsky.social
finally built my shelf 🎉 so much room for more plants now lol
a photo of a 5ft wire bakery rack against a white wall with grow lights attached via velcro and full of plants. top row left to right: mint, thyme, basil, three snake plant pups, dwarf jade AKA elephant bush, ruby necklace, emerald ripple peperomia. bottom shelf, left to right: marble queen pothos, purple oxalis AKA false shamrock, calathea AKA prayer plant, spider plant with 8 million babies spread across the whole shelf
October 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
sluts4jrackham.bsky.social
gale we are literally surrounded by mutilated corpses in the house of healing can you be serious
a screenshot of gale from baldur's gate 3 during a cutscene where he propositions the player in possibly the single most inappropriate venue in the entire game: "I can't imagine anywhere that could turn my heart from you, cursed or otherwise. You'd always be as beautiful, and as impressive."
October 27, 2025 at 2:41 AM
sluts4jrackham.bsky.social
jesus christ gale put those away
a scren shot of gale from baldur's gate 3 wearing a very slutty wizard's robe with some very slutty arm straps, made even sluttier by the way he's crossing his arms. there's some dialogue but i wasn't listening
October 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
sluts4jrackham.bsky.social
she’s too young to really do it properly, so she just stands up instead i guess lmao
a photo of my newest plant, Maranta leuconeura, commonly known as a red prayer plant. it’s early evening and the leaves have folded up for the night
October 14, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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i got another plant
October 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
sluts4jrackham.bsky.social
everything but the string of pearls is still alive lol
a photo of my sungold tomato plants. there’s three out of five in this planter and i was absolutely not prepared for how fast these things grow. they’re nearing six feet tall currently a photo of the other side of my garden. From left to right, starting in the foreground: six poblano peppers, two jalapenos, three mexican zucchini, three yellow crookneck squash, two sungold tomato plants in the grow bags in the furthest planter, a fig tree on the left, and an orange tree in the back
May 18, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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update on the $5 aldi pothos. she outgrew her first pot within days and has already give me a baby
a photo of the infamous $5 plant. she has at least three new sets of leaves since the last photo i posted a top-down photo of the infamous $5 plant. there’s one yellow leaf for unknown reasons, possibly stress from repotting, but there’s two brand new still-unfurled leaves visible and two more are hidden a photo of a cutting from the infamous $5 aldi plant. one node with two leaves and one unfurled leaf shoot, sitting in a bubba gump cocktail glass full of water on top of a cardboard box in front of the biggest and brightest window in my house
April 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
sluts4jrackham.bsky.social
it’s almost time 🌿
a photo of my biggest mexican zucchini plant. the leaves are like 6-8 inches wide and 10-12 inches long. it’s a big goddam plant a photo of my largest mexican zucchini plant from the top down. there’s one brand new yellow-orange flower a photo of my pepper plants. there’s six poblano and two jalapeno a photo of one of my tomato plants showing the very first fruits on the very first vine. they’re about the size of a penny right now and are expected to get at least twice as big
April 22, 2025 at 5:13 AM
sluts4jrackham.bsky.social
she’s pushing out new leaves like crazy! guess she just really wanted to live in someone’s bathroom 😂
a photo of my bathtub and my bathroom plants. there’s a bushy golden pothos on the left, and the marble queen pothos i swiped for $5 the other day on the right a close-up of my marble queen pothos showing three brand new bright green leaves. the newest one is so young that it’s still curled and hasn’t opened yet
April 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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she’s a little stressed but i think she’ll recover okay, assuming i DO actually know what i’m doing
a photo of the aforementioned marble queen pothos, top-down view. There’s a couple of unfortunately dead leaves and some obvious mechanical damage, as well as some browning spots, but overall the stems are in good shape and the leaves are healthy. it looks like there’s multiple cuttings in here, so i should have multiple chances not to fuck it up lol
April 8, 2025 at 3:32 AM
sluts4jrackham.bsky.social
i rescued a marble queen pothos from aldi today
a photo of a small marble queen pothos plant in a tall grey plastic pot on top of a shelf at aldi with a price tag in front of it that reads “$4.99 Petite Succulent Assorted Varieties”
April 8, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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i feel like i owe you guys some updates. he seems to like his new home, look at all the flowers he’s already giving me! there’s officially a male flower and a female flower, so i could hand-pollinate if i wanted, but the plants are still so small i decided to wait and see what happens
a photo of my crookneck yellow squash plant, freshly planted in raised beds that were at one point covered in wood chips a photo of my crookneck yellow squash plant, freshly planted in raised beds that were at one point covered in wood chips. it’s leaning to the left a little bit and the base of the immature flower is bright yellow a photo of my crookneck yellow squash plant, freshly planted in raised beds that were at one point covered in wood chips. a bright orange-yellow flower has bloomed a photo of my crookneck yellow squash plant, freshly planted in raised beds that were at one point covered in wood chips. two bright orange-yellow flowers have bloomed
April 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
sluts4jrackham.bsky.social
i love this app
a screenshot of the message shown upon opening the bluesky mobile app today: a clip of a popular meme showing three text messages that read “i ain’t reading all that. I’m happy for u tho. Or sorry that happened.” Below, the announcement reads “New character limit 🎉 We’re listening to your feedback and updating the character count. Posts are now limited to 299 characters! For a limited time — just today ;)” (the implication is that this is an April Fool’s joke) above all of this is the very first post on my timeline. @duranis.bsky.social said, four minutes ago, “Dorian side boob” real
April 1, 2025 at 7:26 PM
sluts4jrackham.bsky.social
please understand that i scrolled past this right as the sims soundtrack was playing and it was so beautiful
screenshot of my phone playing a track from the sims 2 OST right above the aforementioned post
March 23, 2025 at 6:58 AM
sluts4jrackham.bsky.social
today is the day this stupid squash is going in the ground. look at this little freak, actively being neglected and thriving in several different directions
a photo of my yellow crookneck squash plants that are still in their nursery trays because they’re delicate little babies who don’t like when the soil is below 50°F and it just rained for like two weeks straight for some reason. these stupid babies are currently trying to push out SEVERAL flowers, a glaring sign of a rapidly-maturing plant
March 22, 2025 at 1:46 PM
sluts4jrackham.bsky.social
it’s almost time for my cucumber and squash plants to go outside thank god i bought them way too early and i don’t think they’re gonna be happy in these nursery trays much longer
a screenshot of my weather app showing the ten-day forecast. today is sunny with a low of 41°F and a high of 62°F. Sunday: Cloudy. 40°F - 66°F Monday: 75% chance of rain. 46°F - 59°F Tuesday: Sunny. 42°F - 61°F Wednesday: Sunny. 40°F - 68°F Thursday: Cloudy. 47°F - 66°F Friday: Cloudy. 43°F - 64°F Saturday: Cloudy. 43°F - 62°F Sunday: Partly Cloudy. 45°F - 65°F Monday: Sunny. 47°F - 75°F this was so tedious to do by hand omg a photo of my yellow squash and mexican cucumber plants. there’s six each, twelve total, in nursery trays that are sitting inside of a clear glass pyrex dish for watering purposes
March 15, 2025 at 7:40 PM
sluts4jrackham.bsky.social
she hit me with this not two seconds after i hit post lmao
a picture of stardew valley. Jodi says, “Yesterday I visited Yoba’s Altar to give thanks for my husband’s safe return.”
March 14, 2025 at 2:22 AM
sluts4jrackham.bsky.social
did kent mail me a fucking bomb 😭😭😭
a photo of my switch running stardew valley, on the screen is a letter sent from a neighbor, kent, that reads: “Hello Lou, This item was collecting dust in the tool shed. I figured you might be able to use it. -Kent.” The attached item is a bomb.
March 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
sluts4jrackham.bsky.social
yeah i bet
harvey from stardew valley, after marrying the player: “It’s stressful to be a doctor, so it’s really great to live somewhere as relaxing as Homosexual Farm.”
March 9, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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wow thanks grandpa
a screenshot from stardew valley of the player character’s grandpa saying “Homosexual Farm has never looked better. It’s an honor to the family name.”
March 8, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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bonus: the squash trying to survive the rain and me repotting the string of pearls because wtf
a photo of the attention squash seedlings on top of my recycle can in a torrential downpour. the gazebo is kind of helping. there’s a bunch of garbage piled on the right side of the picture but it’s because the city encourages us to hang onto big trash like that and recycle it during the dump events 4x a year to keep it out of a landfill. i don’t mind hoarding bullshit in my yard for that purpose a photo of the aforementioned string of pearls plant. i cut a clear solo cup in half and poked holes in the bottom for drainage, and then dropped that in a pretty green mug with a fox relief carved on one side a photo of the aforementioned string of pearls plant. i cut a clear solo cup in half and poked holes in the bottom for drainage, and then dropped that in a pretty green mug with a fox relief carved on one side. this shows the little gap to pour water into for bottom-watering a photo of the aforementioned string of pearls plant. i cut a clear solo cup in half and poked holes in the bottom for drainage, and then dropped that in a pretty green mug with a fox relief carved on one side
March 3, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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i’m still touching a lot of grass. please look at my plants, they’re trying very hard
a photo of two nursery trays of six young yellow crookneck squash plants, and six young mexican squash plants. the nursery trays are inside of a glass pyrex dish with a bit of water in the bottom for bottom-watering, and they’re perched on top of my recycle can because it’s still too cold and rainy to put them in the ground so they come inside with me at night a photo of five young sun gold tomato plants, planted safely in some potting soil mixed with perlite and compost, inside of a large rusted metal basin, and a spare bit of metal chicken wire fence scrap as a trellis a photo of six young ancho poblano plants, haphazardly planted because whoever planned the irrigation lines in this garden cut the hose in a really strange way. the potting soil here is also mixed with perlite and compost a photo of a teeny tiny string of pearls plant that i found at save mart for $4. it’s perched on the back of my truck because i took this pic in the parking lot before i went home
March 3, 2025 at 7:36 PM