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@sluts4jrackham.bsky.social
|| 29 || he/him || 🔞 || 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 || writer || resident autist™ || cancer survivor, 4 years & counting || if you haven’t seen me for awhile, i’m busy gardening
https://archiveofourown.org/users/Smorecakes
https://archiveofourown.org/users/Smorecakes
literally like every minute of every day lol. i’ve had to really work out some gender biases i didn’t even know i had before 😂
November 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
literally like every minute of every day lol. i’ve had to really work out some gender biases i didn’t even know i had before 😂
well that explains a lot!! thank you lmao that’s really going to help
November 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
well that explains a lot!! thank you lmao that’s really going to help
i’ll trade my tips for 110°F dry summers for y’all’s tips on humidity because what the fuck lol
November 7, 2025 at 3:22 PM
i’ll trade my tips for 110°F dry summers for y’all’s tips on humidity because what the fuck lol
he is fully boobs out lusting like
November 7, 2025 at 1:59 AM
he is fully boobs out lusting like
driving a wheelchair van is a full of really specific struggles lmao
November 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM
driving a wheelchair van is a full of really specific struggles lmao
ok one more thing i’m so sorry but someone parked next to me just hang on a sec i’m gonna back up halfway and deploy the ramp behind your car but it’ll just take like 30 seconds and then I’ll be out of everyone’s way, no you can’t go around on purpose because i don’t want you to hit my passenger
November 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM
ok one more thing i’m so sorry but someone parked next to me just hang on a sec i’m gonna back up halfway and deploy the ramp behind your car but it’ll just take like 30 seconds and then I’ll be out of everyone’s way, no you can’t go around on purpose because i don’t want you to hit my passenger
side note could you park your tiny sedan in the empty regular disabled parking spot right there so that i can have the van accessible spot with the loading space
November 4, 2025 at 5:44 PM
side note could you park your tiny sedan in the empty regular disabled parking spot right there so that i can have the van accessible spot with the loading space
i promise the fandom itself is totally normal! we don’t claim those people, we’re sick of them too 😭
November 4, 2025 at 2:47 PM
i promise the fandom itself is totally normal! we don’t claim those people, we’re sick of them too 😭
stregobor did 9/11
November 3, 2025 at 9:12 PM
stregobor did 9/11
it would be nice of people kept their complaining out of the tag though. man it’s hard to like stuff these days, people are so joyless
November 1, 2025 at 3:28 AM
it would be nice of people kept their complaining out of the tag though. man it’s hard to like stuff these days, people are so joyless
AND THE VAMPIRE IS A NOIR ANIMATION THIS IS SO FUN
October 31, 2025 at 9:09 PM
AND THE VAMPIRE IS A NOIR ANIMATION THIS IS SO FUN
i honestly would have been disappointed if they DIDN’T let jaskier tell his story in song
October 31, 2025 at 9:04 PM
i honestly would have been disappointed if they DIDN’T let jaskier tell his story in song